The incident.

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anigentleman

September 26, 2007 12:37 AM
Oaki. I was walking home as usual. Just a typical day in the life of an anigen. I got inside. I felt a peacefulness, a calm. Before a storm? It wasn't what came to mind. I enjoyed the simple pleasures of a cereal bowl. What a delicious cereal bowl it was. I treasured the moment.

A knock at the door. "Who could it be?" I asked, thinking of some sort of visitor. Before I could even have imagined who it was, I heard tongues. Foreign tongues.

Many tongues.

A shrill cry in the air from outside the walls. Outside the peacefulness. The calm. It was the shriek of an arab. The calm was broken. Now was the time for war. In his bellows, I could faintly detect a scent of revenge. Anger? Was it? No one could gnao. I could not gnao. The calm faded away with the electricity. All of that electricity, all of that calm.

I heard gunshots. The arab watched me through my windows. What did he truly want? I could not gnao. I ducked down as quick as I could. Sluggishly I squirmed into the closet. I had found sustenance. There was more. More, much more. Rtil knows of the truth.

...What a horrible accident.

...What a horrible incident...

Just a joke, surely. Anigen is such a silly guy. He must be playing. Playing vigorously with thebackalleys.

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rtil

#1
September 26, 2007 12:40 AM
are we channeling thuberbaer or something

redmongoose

#2
September 26, 2007 12:48 AM
thuberbaer séance party
Quote from: Inaxisdo u have a problem, bastard?!

Dagolith

#3
September 26, 2007 01:57 AM
Quote from: anigentlemanOaki. I was walking home as usual. Just a typical day in the life of an anigen. I got inside. I felt a peacefulness, a calm. Before a storm? It wasn't what came to mind. I enjoyed the simple pleasures of a cereal bowl. What a delicious cereal bowl it was. I treasured the moment.

A knock at the door. "Who could it be?" I asked, thinking of some sort of visitor. Before I could even have imagined who it was, I heard tongues. Foreign tongues.

Many tongues.

A shrill cry in the air from outside the walls. Outside the peacefulness. The calm. It was the shriek of an arab. The calm was broken. Now was the time for war. In his bellows, I could faintly detect a scent of revenge. Anger? Was it? No one could gnao. I could not gnao. The calm faded away with the electricity. All of that electricity, all of that calm.

I heard gunshots. The arab watched me through my windows. What did he truly want? I could not gnao. I ducked down as quick as I could. Sluggishly I squirmed into the closet. I had found sustenance. There was more. More, much more. Rtil knows of the truth.

...What a horrible accident.

...What a horrible incident...

Just a joke, surely. Anigen is such a silly guy. He must be playing. Playing vigorously with thebackalleys.

Invalid entry.
why did you come back again?
Quote from: taylorfuck dagolith
Quote from: systechovans with paintings of viking women on them are impervious to all types of damage

anigentleman

#4
September 26, 2007 02:00 AM
Quote from: Dagolithwhy did you come back again?

There was an emptyness from being gone. A hollow point... An Anigen cannot thrive without a Dagolith and a TylerBortner.

Cannot.

Can't.

Noh.

trent bortknob

#5
September 26, 2007 02:42 AM
hey why dont you stop ripping off of thuberbaer

if you\\\'re going to try to be funny come up with something on your own for once

anigentleman

#6
September 26, 2007 02:44 AM
:'{

Thuberbaer

#7
September 26, 2007 03:57 AM Last Edit: September 26, 2007 04:01 AM by Thuberbaer
Uhoh...

Sounds like an error.
Identity crisis.

I'm highly concerned about this recent development.
Over 60% of that information was written from a subjective viewpoint... not to mention very inaccurate.
You're obviously tapping into the wrong frequencies.
Remember that articles of this nature should always be written objectively - all sources cited.

This is not the healthiest course of action.
You'd best stick to your diet in this case...
If you're going to go as far as to even attempt to utilize Oliver Reipschläger abilities in this way, you might as well go ahead and make your confession now.

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Oh, alright. Good idea.
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Quote from: anigentlemanI heard tongues. Foreign tongues.

Many tongues.

I'm actually pretty upset just about nao.

trent bortknob

#8
September 26, 2007 04:08 AM
see anigen see how you've hurt thuberbaer's feelings it will take several years of intense therapy for him to be the same way he was

Thuberbaer

#9
September 26, 2007 04:23 AM
I guess I just...

     

CoolDrMoney

#10
September 26, 2007 12:20 PM
Clap on
http://cooldrmoney.deviantart.com/

"Hmmm...."
by: SpeedyPac
date: December 1, 2007
Wade is not gay, read his profile! It's sad that you would use sexual orientation as a joke, shows that you have no real sense of humor.

mishkamash

#11
September 26, 2007 02:00 PM
Quote from: CoolDrMoneyClap on
Clap off
<lenko> i saw a hedgehog on the way home if i was drunk i would have yelled IM DOCTOR RRRRROBOTNIK and chased it 

Necronomitr0n

#12
September 26, 2007 04:47 PM
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

Nadroj0711

#13
September 26, 2007 05:09 PM
i'm so confused
'ello gov'na

anigentleman

#14
September 26, 2007 07:59 PM
Thuberbaer suggests that I admit to my addiction...

But...

I don't know if I can...

I don't know how...

psi43

#15
September 26, 2007 09:34 PM
lmfao, stop being a faggot anigen. I would suggest you to try to be yourself but that would make you to a faggot, too so I really don't know what you could do to change your faggotry. If you imitate others you are a faggot and if you are yourself you are a faggot.

No matter what you do, you will always be a faggot!

oh and I beat your pokemon you suck really hard at that game, lmao.

anigentleman

#16
September 26, 2007 09:59 PM
You really taught me a lesson today Oliver... A valuable one... One that does not come so often, a rare opportunity... I have learned...

Quoteyou're an artist whoring lock faggot who speaks with shitty english and wastes his time trolling stupid kids on the internet

Perhaps you should turn the other way, and try to find peace inside of yourself, so you may easier find peace with others, and one day, become happy, and accept your small genitalia for what it is...

Nothing, in truth...

But a warning sign, at best.

Thuberbaer

#17
September 26, 2007 10:12 PM
Quote from: anigentlemanBut a warning sign, at best.

I don't believe you're qualified to spot warning signs...

anigentleman

#18
September 26, 2007 10:18 PM
I don't believe you're qualified to tell me what I'm qualified for...

Even if you are the critically acclaimed, Kenneth Holstein.

jebxz

#19
September 26, 2007 10:21 PM
AND THIS WAS WRITTEN INSIDE THE VENTILATIONS SHAFT. CAPTAINS LOG 4458 AND IT SEEMS THE CAPTAIN AND HIS CREW ARE ON ITS LAST LEGS. AM I THE LAST ONE UP ABOVE IN THIS FACE? ALL THIS CULTURE CLASH IS GETTING TO ME NOW, TELL MY WIFE AND KIDS I LOVE THEM VERY MUCH, I KNOW. GRAFT CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM
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