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LordZeebmork

August 23, 2009 03:58 AM
I'm stuck doing a weeklong "writing and thinking workshop" before my actual classes start

basically I have to sit around for five hours and shit out whatever useless shit my pretentious hipster teacher tells me to write

none of it has any value at all and basically it's a massive waste of my time

oh and most of the people are fucking idiots, "hurp durp i write poetry and glorify communism while i listen to horrible folk music i am intellectual~~~~" fucK THIS SHIT
let's all set our phasers on "boring"

DrRumack

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August 23, 2009 04:05 AM
i shit on a canvas while reading the douchebag manifesto i am art in motion

<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
Quote from: stealth trollwhat's up with you not sucking dicks like the faggot you are
<+fluffkomix> mrscriblam has added you as a friend
<+fluffkomix> ignore
<+mrscriblam> lmao

Philip K Dick

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August 23, 2009 04:27 AM
they should make salami flavored gatorade mm

emanhattan

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August 23, 2009 04:50 AM Last Edit: August 23, 2009 04:51 AM by eman
Quote from: LordZeebmorkoh and most of the people are fucking idiots, "hurp durp i write poetry and glorify communism while i listen to horrible folk music i am intellectual~~~~" fucK THIS SHIT




I have a similar sensation every time the teachers ask to the people in my classroom

-"what is art?"

then some generic faggot replies:

-"art is a form offfffffffffff EXPRESSION          "

Fuzz

#4
August 23, 2009 06:26 AM
I bet you could make a lot of money and get famous by shitting on a canvas... Just sayin.

DrRumack

#5
August 23, 2009 06:29 AM
Quote from: eman-"art is a form offfffffffffff shittin on things"

<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
Quote from: stealth trollwhat's up with you not sucking dicks like the faggot you are
<+fluffkomix> mrscriblam has added you as a friend
<+fluffkomix> ignore
<+mrscriblam> lmao

emanhattan

#6
August 23, 2009 06:30 AM
Quote from: FuzzI bet you could make a lot of money and get famous by shitting on a canvas... Just sayin.

there are people who INDEED have done this in political artwork to express the shit out of everything like

HEY THAT POLITICIAN IS SHIT so they draw them with shit there you go meaningfull valuable art yeh

Necronomitr0n

#7
August 23, 2009 08:30 AM
Quote from: MrScriblami shit on a canvas while reading the douchebag manifesto i am art in motion
http://www.wimdelvoye.be/analkisses.php
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

LordZeebmork

#8
August 26, 2009 04:32 AM
statusd UPDATE

the classes mayt be shit but I\\\'ll jhust have to be too drugged to dcare@!!!!  i cant type goDADNN

Quote from: The Sorting Hatthey should make salami flavored gatorade mm

that is an excellent idea my gfoodsir

Quote from: MrScriblam
Quote from: eman-"art is a form offfffffffffff shittin on things"
,lmfao
let's all set our phasers on "boring"

texas

#10
August 26, 2009 04:55 AM

retrosmash

#11
August 26, 2009 05:34 AM
wow gj man gj!

Greenkitten

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August 26, 2009 08:02 AM


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