the peanut gallery

[DrRumack]

edit: and dam zekey one more hilarious post by you wow how can you keep the comedy in your blood up for so long

says psi "pumpkinlock" 43

[trent bortknob]

exclusive personal email convo between my mom and i made public for my bros at the tba

read from the bottom up or you'll be really confused

From:
"Sharla Bortner"
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To:
"Taylor Bortner" <taylor_bortner@yahoo.com>
Of course you didn't Chris.  You're never wrong.  I wish you the same miserable life that he has.  I am having the time of my life.  Mostly because you're not in it.  Please stay up north.  Screw up the poor women up there.  Nobody wants you down here.

From: Taylor Bortner <taylor_bortner@yahoo.com>
To: Sharla Bortner <sharlabortner@yahoo.com>
Sent: Tuesday, August 18, 2009 1:32:18 AM
Subject: Re: hey mom

hey i didnt read this because it's probably the same recycled stuff from before

misinterpretations, quotations manipulated to have different meanings, etc

this conversation shouldnt have been what it was. i asked for help and you didnt want to. im in no position to judge if that is right or wrong, and it doesnt hurt my feelings that you dont want to. that should have just been the end of it

and this IS the end of it

--- On Mon, 8/17/09, Sharla Bortner wrote:


   From: Sharla Bortner
   Subject: Re: hey mom
   To: "Taylor Bortner" <taylor_bortner@yahoo.com>
   Date: Monday, August 17, 2009, 11:32 AM

   Nobody forced you to go to Pennsylvania.  You made that decision.  I'm sorry that your parents have such a leash on you.  You forced me to sign papers letting you go.  They are signed and I moved on just like I told you I would.  You act just like your father in every way.  But, I don't think you are realizing just yet that I'm not trying to get to you.  I'm just stating a fact.  I can't imagine what I'm supposed to want from you.  In case you aren't aware of this, I haven't tried to see you Taylor.  I haven't tried to contact you.  Your e-mail sounds like some ignorant, uneducated, very angry adolescent.  I am not going to respond to anymore e-mails like that from you.  You agree that you have behaved terribly.  Then you have Chris Bortner's gall to hold your hand out.  Then when you don't get it you are furious and act like a 2-year old, just like your father.  My finances are none of your business.  As for you, I don't want involved in your drama.  You must have some serious problems if they have such a hold on you..  Again, none of my business.  If you can't e-mail me without every other word being filth, then don't e-mail me at all. I don't care about how Lori or your dad treats you.  I couldn't care less about your homecoming or your clothes.  I'm trying to get you to realize that the relationship you had with me is over and has been for a long time.  I've moved on.  I'm happy.  I'm doing great at work.  I'm sorry if you are bitter.  I'm sorry you are so angry.  I'm not,  The sentence you wrote about "putting you down will not get me what I want."  I don't want anything.  In response to your "I would have thought that you would haved learned that by now," I'm not interested in learning about you.  I don't want to hear from you, I don't want to see you, and I'm not wrong for feeling that way.  I couldn't care less if you hate me.  Just like your father, you don't know how to love.  Do you honestly think I have lost anything by keeping you and your father out of my life?  I loved the way you were so arrogant as to believe that  I would "fabricate" this and make it a big deal over nothing.  It is nothing.  Who would I tell?  Everyone I'm around now doesn't even know I have kids.  I'm not worried, as you said, about sending you money.  I have no intention of sending you anything.  I'm trying to get you to understand--I just don't care anymore.  I'm very sorry your life is messed up, but that is your father and Lori's problem not mine.  Again, if you can't e-mail me in a less combative way consider this your last e-mail.  If you send another one like the trash you sent here, I will block you and ask that you discontinue all communication with me.  I don't care Taylor.  I don't want you here.  I don't communicate with your dad.  I haven't in months, and I don't intend to.  I have no ties to you.  After the e-mail you sent, I want no more ties with you.  I don't know how to be any clearer.  It's like I used to tell Chris--You're like a 6-year old playing hide and seek  by himself.  You hide in the bushes all day long thinking you are so clever, but no one is looking for you.  You're wasting your anger on me Taylor.  I don't care if you hate me.  I just flat don't care at all.  It's been over a year now.  Everything has happened exactly the way I said it would.  I was prepared to lose both of you, and I did.  I don't have any expectations of your life.  I will never see you graduate, go to homecoming dances, or proms.  I'm fine with that now.  This e-mail has given me a chance to say what I've been wanting to say for a long time.  I just want peace for the remainder of my life Taylor.  If you can't do that, so be it.  Yes I have changed.  You sent me an e-mail in desperate need of money.  I told no one about it, and waited a while before I responded to it.  I've changed more than you know..  I just know I don't want another round with another Bortner.  I wish you the best.        

   From: Taylor Bortner <taylor_bortner@yahoo.com>
   To: Sharla Bortner
   Sent: Sunday, August 16, 2009 2:39:11 AM
   Subject: Re: hey mom

   look mom, i fucking told you that i only came to you because i didnt have anyone else to go to. do you think that if i COULD have stayed home from those gay ass family reunion trips that i would have hesitated for a second? i'm not 18, and dad and lori dont give me an inch of freedom.. and i said before, if you dont want to send me money thats fine, god knows i dont deserve it, and i know i have two jobs, but i explained that they weren't giving me hours because of the trip

   and don't pull that stupid "you're acting like your father" bullshit on me. that stuff doesn't work on me anymore, and hasn't in years

   you can't get what you want by putting me down, and i would have thought that you'd have learned that by now

   anyway that is besides the point, i asked if you would help me when i needed help, and you don't want to. i dont hold it against you, because you're totally justified to do so. i've done basically nothing to aid you ever, i didnt even remember to email you on your birthday

   dont worry about sending me anything, i can figure it out by myself. i just thought that i would ask

   also, i want you to know that i dont hate you, though you probably think that i do
   im not sure i could say that i can say that i love anyone, though

   i knew that you would misinterpret my email, fabricate some huge shit out of nothing. you haven't changed one bit

   i hope that you're as successful as you say that you are

   --- On Fri, 8/14/09, Sharla Bortner <sharlabortner@yahoo.com> wrote:


       From: Sharla Bortner
       Subject: Re: hey mom
       To: "Taylor Bortner" <taylor_bortner@yahoo.com>
       Date: Friday, August 14, 2009, 11:30 PM

       You told me your dad's business was doing fine.  Clearly it is or you wouldn't be able to go on vacations for three weeks.  You are almost 18 years old.  Why didn't you stay home and continue working?  I thought you had three jobs.  Why don't you have any money?  I don't have anything to do with your school Taylor.  You made sure of that remember?  If it's homecoming, are your mom and dad walking you across the field since you are a senior?  It sounds like your dad is the same wimp he always was.  At least when I ran over him I spent his money on you.  Did you really think Lori would let him spend his money on anything but her kids?  I don't blame her.  I pity her for having to be married to him, but I especially pity her for having to raise his kids so he can do whatever he pleases.  I have no interest in your homecoming Taylor.  Just like your dad, you honestly believe you have the ability to get to me.  Just like your dad, you're wrong.  I am doing great.  I am so glad the Bortner drama is where it belongs.  The two of you don't live in reality Taylor.  I wish you could really see yourself for who you are but you can't, just like your dad.  I can't tell you how good it feels to have that bullshit out of my life.  For the first time since I was 24 years old the world is normal again.  Don't try to use me Taylor.  It didn't work for your idiot father and it won't work for you.  The way you have treated me is a reflection of who you are and the sick man who is raising you.  I have no interest in you or your ridiculous attempts to manipulate me.  You're on the way to be as big a fuckup as your dad, but you're not quite there yet.  I think it's actually pathetic.  If this is really who you are, you are doing me a favor by staying out of my life.  I'm happier than I have ever been.  I don't want another screwed up Bortner's drama affecting my life.  If that is harsh, look in the mirror.  You know you've been horrible to me this past year.  You said so in your e-mail.  But if you are as much like your dad as I think you are, blame me.  North-eastern yankees.....you people are hilarious.    

       From: Taylor Bortner <taylor_bortner@yahoo.com>
       To: Sharla Bortner
       Sent: Thursday, August 13, 2009 8:37:15 PM
       Subject: hey mom

       i feel really bad asking this of you because i've done so little to deserve it, but you're the only one i know to come to

       because of all of the family reunions that dad and lori have been making me go to, i've had to take a lot of time off of work, and i've only gotten like $50 in the past 3 weeks

       i can barely afford to pay for dates with my girlfriend (her name is lauren) let alone anything anything i want to buy for myself

       that is OK though, i dont need a whole lot of extra clothes and i'll only buy some when i can afford to

       the real problem is that lauren and i are going to homecoming together and none of my suits match the dress that she bought

       lauren and i are going shopping for a matching outfit on the 23rd this month, and dad originally told me that he was going to help me pay for the clothing, but somehow i think lori changed his mind because now i have to pay for all of it

       with the limited deadline i have and pay day two weeks away, i'm not gonna be able to get my pay check in time to pay!!

       i know that you've already sent me money, and since i already have jobs i feel awful asking you for money, but the only other way i could pay is if i  took it out of my savings (which is for me so that i can move the fuck away from dad and lori ASAP). any amount is fine!!

       and if you cant send any or just dont want to, i'll understand and it is totally and completely fine. i know what im doing is really rude and it pains me to ask this of you but i dont know what else to do!!!

       thanks a lot either way, mom

       -taylor




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cool story bro

XD

[psi43]

edit: and dam zekey one more hilarious post by you wow how can you keep the comedy in your blood up for so long

says psi "pumpkinlock" 43

in order to tell if someone is being funny or not, you have to be extremely hilarious yourself. Otherwise it does not work.

~MrScriblam

[Daveb0t]

[jjjjjjjjjj]

[jjjjjjjjjj]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJQYc-3PaWQ

[psi43]

he sounds kind of like gilbert gottfried

[jjjjjjjjjj]

"Go do laundry, go get a job or somethin', I am... workin' on it"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Fh4QBLCA7s

[psi43]

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[jjjjjjjjjj]

im so glad i downloaded them before he did

[rtil]

JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[ansel]

[BloodyCheery]

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HAHAHA He must have gotten pissed at all the comments I left him. What a douche.

[lenko]

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HAHAHA He must have gotten pissed at all the comments I left him. What a douche.

you're acting like you're the only person who picks on Chandler

[ansel]

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HAHAHA He must have gotten pissed at all the comments I left him. What a douche.

OR, you know, maybe, it was the HUNDREDS OF OTHER PEOPLE

kill yourself

[emanhattan]

I like how he said he was a flash animator and then contradicted himself saying he was bad at it

but what can you expect from someone with that 46 x 46 icon

[Necronomitr0n]

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

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HAHAHA He must have gotten pissed at all the comments I left him. What a douche.

WOW.
You are dumb.

[emanhattan]

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

eman is slowpoke