Rtil is Dead, TheBackAlleys undah new management

[Zaeon]

Rtil recently got ambushed by multiple african american men and his location is unknown at this point in time but we're pretty sure he wanted athing to take over so say hello to ur new admin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kovva]

I LOVE HOW WE'RE SO LAID BACK ABOUT SPAMMING HERE WOO HOO.

[rtil]

hi there everyone

[occoris]

Now, anyone else would probably note the fact that RTIL seems alive and is posting on this very thread. Not me though. For me, it is clear that Zeke tells us the truth, RTIL is dead . . . AND IS A ZOMBIE WITH ENOUGH COORDINATION TO GET ON THE FORUMS!!!!! *spooky music*.

Our course of action is clear. We must shove a stake through RTIL's undead heart (I forget how it works for zombies, but he may be a vampire as well, thus excusing my ignorance) and hail ATHING as the new king of thebackalleys.com!

*Does the "athing is king" dance and falls over*

[T-Bones]

papa rtil wat is heaven like
did u see elvas or my brain i think i left it in the backseat

[occoris]

Of course, I'm so sorry . . . wait, YOU'RE a zombie too?!?! Quick, someone tell me how to kill these things! It's an epedemic!

No zombies though, you'll just tell me "We die when we're fed brains. Honest."

[dilly]

meh, I'll just kinda pretend like I know what's going on...

[T-Bones]

betta go hind in a mall lie every last one of the movie and games

[rtil]

talk about a cruel dictatorship. when i was around i didn't even make you people dance

[Zaeon]

talk about a cruel dictatorship. when i was around i didn't even make you people dance

too bad buddeh you shouldnt have jumped out into tha open like that with all thoses scary carszzzzz n shittttqaaaahh

[T-Bones]

too bad buddeh you shouldnt have jumped out into tha open like that with all thoses scary carszzzzz n shittttqaaaahh

shittttqaaaahh?? wtf

[dilly]

shittttqaaaahh?? wtf

cover up the tttqaaaahh and what do you get?! whoot! We know curse words!

[KingDavid]

See? I told you acid had effects Zeke. I told you.

( Not actually. )

[Zaeon]

See? I told you acid had effects Zeke. I told you.

( Not actually. )

JUST BECAUSE MY CARTOONS ARE COLORFUL DOES NOT MEAN I AM ON AN ACID TRIP GAWD

[rtil]

dear zekeyspaceylizrad,
r u on dragz?????!?!?????
sincrely,
sonicyiff00956845

[T-Bones]

it cant be true
rtil why didnt u tell me

[Zaeon]

^quit it

dear sonicyiff152544445,

r u gay???????????????????????????????????????????????????????? yes/no??????????????????????????????????????????????????

[darkz13]

heh if i was incharge i would colect fees just to bask in my presance