Welcome to the Salty Spitoon

[jjjjjjjjjj]

How tough are ya?

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

i ate a bowl of nails this morning











































without any milk

[Casey Pixmintro]

<Slack> im so tuff i werk for the parks and recreation
<Ixintro> you're a gardener, twat
<Slack> No, not at all
<Ixintro> oh you aren't?
<Ixintro> sorry
<Ixintro> but you're still a twat
<Ixintro>  
<J_Seed> oh man
<J_Seed> ixntro you can go into the salty spitoon

Aw yeah, I'm tough heyaaah!

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon how tough are ya?
Stranger: How tough am I?
Stranger: I'm so tough, I break tables with my dick.
You: Alright you can go in
Stranger: Sweet.
Stranger: Wait.
Stranger: My friend is stuck at Weenie Hut Jrs.
Stranger: What do I do..
You: How tough is he?
Stranger: He kisses men.
Stranger: With NO regret.
You: sounds like you need to beat the gay out of him
Stranger: Oh no, he's not gay.
Stranger: That's the catch.
You: then beat the pussy out of him
Stranger: I shall.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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[size=]I AIN'T CALLIN YA FER DINNER[/size]

[Flash]

I never use socks and everyday before I sleep I sniff both my feet with a straight face

[retrosmash]

saw that episode this morning heyyyyy

[99]

I use babies as the brake pads for my Murdermobile.

[Hammi]

a round of cow pattie flapjacks plz

[Daveb0t]

imagine stephen colbert saying fuck you softly and slowly its a nice image

[emanhattan]

Im dirty

mean

Im mighty unclean

Im a wanted man

public enemy number one

understand?.....

so lock up your daughter

lock up your wife

lock up your back door

oh run for your life

the man is BACK IN TOWN

so dont u mess me around

[DrRumack]

you got a bottle of ketchup?

[jjjjjjjjjj]

I have some ez squirt

[funzop]

[Dagolith]

i cry at the end of the notebook.... wait what are you guys talking about?

[ansel]

I have some ez squirt

damn i haven't seen that shit in forever

probably because it was gross

[redmongoose]

it didnt taste any different from regular ketchup

[shura]

it didnt taste any different from regular ketchup

yeah but there's something kinda gross about eating food with green goop on it

[redmongoose]

its not any more gross than eating the cheese that gets died orange for aesthetic purposes like we all do pretty frequently

[creamcorn]

it didnt taste any different from regular ketchup

yeah but there's something kinda gross about eating food with green goop on it

when i first bought it i thought it was a peanutbutter and jelly mix and i put it on some bread