Better omegle thread

[anigen]

You: A wild Abra appears, what will you do?
Stranger: cyber?
You: Abra has teleported away
You have disconnected.

haha

[Fuzz]

Jesus christ Anigen. You shouldn't mess with pedophiles.

[anigen]

the epic conquests of horny sam

You: horny girls only
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: ronaldo
You: FUCK YOU RONALDO
Stranger: HUASUSAUHHUAUAS
Stranger: PEITINHO
Stranger: little
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: heyy
You: horny girls only
Stranger: i have a nice culo
You: WHAT THE FUCK IS A CULO
Stranger: an ass dumbass
You: I WANT HORNY GIRLS DAMN IT
You: NOT YOUR DAMN CUJOS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[texas]

lmfao anigen

[anigen]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: 15/f/ca, you?
Stranger: 15 years old boy and live in sweden you :]?
Stranger: xD
You: oh, sweeden? very cool, i live in the uk
Stranger: ok
Stranger: that's nice
Stranger: :]
You: very cool
You: what's your name?
Stranger: -.-
Stranger: -.-*
Stranger: filip
You: sweet, my name's jen
Stranger: ok^^
Stranger: sweet too
You: so what are your likes and dislikes and such?
Stranger: i like my computer xD
Stranger: like my friends
Stranger: i dunno more xd
You: haha, dislikes? XD
Stranger: ok
Stranger: Hm..
Stranger: gays?
Stranger: Hm.. hitler
Stranger: i dunno xD
You: haha, cool
Stranger: u?
You: likes: video games, a good book, lenko biscuits, karate ^^
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: it looks like ur cute girl before u say ^^
Stranger: hehe
You: hehe
You: dislikes: bugs, jerks, furries, lesbians...
You: and swedes FUCKING GOD DAMN DIRTY SWEDES I FUCKING HATE THEM haha
You: where did you say you were from again?
Stranger: ='(
You: ;-; are you ok?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: but u hate mee?
You: i dont hate anyone
Stranger: swedish*?
You: STOP FUCKING WITH MY MIND
You: do u wanna cyber
Stranger: w8
You: ok im going to be honest ive been really horny ever since this conversation began
You: i really want to touch myself
Stranger: i wanna touch u 0.0
You: lets to it
You: right now
You: get naked with me
You: im gonna make you shoot cum like there's no tomorrow
You: it'll be pretty good... for the internet
You: r u still there?
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: sry
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: hehe
You: hi
You: u naked?
Stranger: hehe no
You: if u arent plz get naked
You: i wanna dream of your sexy body
Stranger: no i wanna dream of ur sexy body
You: how about we dream of each others sexy bodies then
Stranger: and boobs o.o <3_<3
You: ^^;
You: i think u'd like my boobs
You: hehe
You: how big is ur dick baby
Stranger: Hm.. idk
You: its ok
You: so u wanna cum with me?
Stranger: yeah but my dick i not hard then
You: why is it not hard???
Stranger: i am not horny
Stranger: :'(
You: i can make u horny...
Stranger: i need to see u first
You: can i see u 2
You: and then can we make sweet internet love
You: here pic of me
You: http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images0...fcf5b967c78.jpg
You: are u horny yet
Stranger: wow sexy body
You: thx
You: its all urs
Stranger: waht msn do u have
You: i dont use msn
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: well
You: im rubbing my boobs right now
You: oh my god it feels so good
Stranger: i am still not horny i need something naked
Stranger: -.-
Stranger: but that with boobs ;D
You: uhm
You: do you have
You: erectile disfunction?
You: i do not have a naked picture of myself sry ^_^;;
Stranger: ok
Stranger: well
Stranger: sry i don't have a pic of my self but if i have i'll show u
You: heres something that should make u horny
Stranger: ok
Stranger: a porn site?
You: no its a video of me lol....
Stranger: ohh ok
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQjWf_C5cTo...feature=channel me and a friend
You: i come in at the end
Stranger: ok
You: u like?
Stranger: LOL where is u?
You: im sorry i lied to you im actually kind of a space quazar but if i had told you that you wouldnt have believed me.......................
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ?
You: i dont really live in the uk either i really live in the galactic system Pentagamus Funkron II
You: i hope you still accept me for who i am
Stranger: ofcourse
Stranger: but are still a girl?
Stranger: O.o
You: sorry my friend
You: quazars have no gender
You:
Stranger: aha
Stranger: well
You: do you... do you love me?
Stranger: if ur a girl i love u but
You: well i mean i guess i can be a girl if you want me to be but im like a quazar and shit
You: so i dont really have a gender
Stranger: ok
You: but if it makes you happy, yes, i am a girl
You: so do you love me?
Stranger: well
Stranger: yeah
You: would you fuck me
You: in my milky way
Stranger: yeah
You: oh my god
You: i've found the one
Stranger: found waht?
You: ok we need to meet up as soon as possible
You: meet me in Quadrant XI
You: that's the Quadrant between the land of ropesnakes and planet jeb
You: the coordinates are (889899852899999.25, 648678458978545.1)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[anigen]

another 1:

You: 14/f/cali bisexual
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: man
Stranger: 18
Stranger: france
Stranger: to young
Stranger: )
You: ur really sexy
Stranger: yes
Stranger: sure
You: i love you
Stranger: ohhhh
Stranger: u have cam??
Stranger: u have msn???
You: no i use omegle
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

damn what an asshole !

[mishkamash]

yeah what a prick

[anigen]

You: 14/f/US bisexual
Stranger: intrestin
You: asl?
Stranger: 16 m us
You: im rly wet
Stranger: oh awesome
You: would you like to finger my butthole
Stranger: sure
You: what state
Stranger: california
You: omg me too what part
Stranger: sanfransico
You: bay area?
Stranger: yup
You: omg me too!
Stranger: awesome....so about u bein wet...
You: ya
Stranger: your horny?
You: ya
Stranger: great, my huge cock is so hard
You: how big is it bby
You: how big
Stranger: its 9 in
You: yeah and ryan miller is president
You: NEXT
You have disconnected.

[rtil]

lmao NEXT

[trent bortknob]

lmgao anigen

[retrosmash]

bump'd

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: helo good sir
You: $ or %
Stranger: hellllllo
You: $ or %
Stranger: hahah $
Stranger: thats so gross btw!
You: FUCK YOU $ FAGGOT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU %'S FOR LIFE FUCK YOU
Stranger: huh?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[retrosmash]

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Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: hi
You: i will destroy you
Stranger: fuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
Stranger: m  f
You: yes
Stranger: male famele
Stranger: ?
You: yes i am
Stranger: you from
You: yep
Stranger: nerelisin
Stranger: söle lan
You: yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hi
You: :-|)
Stranger: asl?///////////
You: :-|)
You: :-|)/:-|)/:-|)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: asl
You: you first :P
Stranger: 15 f usa
You: 15/f/usa
You: Salutations, Pistachio.
You: I am your evil twin.
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You: 2635 users on this site......................
You: .............and i get stuck with you................
You: ..................................................faggot
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Stranger: i'm 21 male from the netherlands and you?
You: 13 female netherlands
You: OUT OUT OUT GET OUT
You: FUCKING EWWWW
You: OUT
You: GET OUT
You: COME ON
You: GIT
You: GET OUT
You: EWWWWWWWWWW 21 YEAR OLDS
You: HEEEEEEEELP
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You: \m/ -______________- \m/
You: LONGFACE IS ROCKING THE FUCK OUT
You: do not disturb
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Stranger: Male 17 .
Stranger: Horny?
You: Female 17
You: Yes.
You: ;D
Stranger: Let's do this
You: Sounds cool.
You: Sexy.
Stranger: Thanks.
Stranger: Curious: eye and hair color?
You: Blue eyes, black hair
Stranger: Hot!
You: Oh yes.
Stranger: Green eyes. Brown hair
You: Neat!
Stranger: Wanna fuck? Hahahaha
You: Sure thing, babe.
Stranger: Aight. Let's do this.
You:
Stranger: Haha take it off! ;-)
You: Okay, here we go...
You: hee hee
Stranger: Those are nice..
You: So first off, I nervously slip out of my plain gray tanktop....
You: further uncovering my juicy breasts.
Stranger: Damn those are so nice.
You: I reach behind my back...removing my bra...
Stranger: Even better.
You: I toss it to the floor as I move down to my pants...
You: Unzipping...further and further....
Stranger: Damn ... So hot
You: Okay, I'm here just sitting in my underwear.
You: My oh my!
You: I'm really getting off to this....
Stranger: Now I will reveal my large 8 inch cock.
You: Ooooooooh. <3
Stranger: Like it?
You: I sure do...
You: It's very nice, sexy...
Stranger: Let's see some more of you.
You: Now it's about time I remove these tight panties...
Stranger: Please do
You: They're just getting in the way...
Stranger: Titty fuck time!
You: So down go my panties...
You: And now I whip out my FAT HAIRY JUICY BLACK COCK FUCK YEAH
You: UNGH
You: YEAH
You: TAKE IT
Stranger: Oh
You: what's wrong babe?
You: you're not going to stick around for dessert?
Stranger: What's that?
You: TAKE IT LITTLE MAN TAKE IT TAKE IT
You have disconnected.

^ i gotta say this one didn't turn out as well as i'd hoped

[rtil]

yeah the other ones were better you should do more of those