'Informercial King' Found Dead in Tampa Home

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whoareyou

June 28, 2009 04:09 PM
You may have seen him in various informercials. This salesman, Billy Mays, was found dead at his Florida home.

This is a tragedy.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529328,00.html

FUCK SQUF HE SUCKS HIS FATHER'S TESTICLES


DrRumack

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June 28, 2009 04:40 PM
the world is just a little quieter now

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June 28, 2009 04:44 PM Last Edit: June 29, 2009 12:51 AM by Jehosapha
R.I.P Billy Mays.

They are dropping like flies this week. :'(

BloodyCheery

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June 28, 2009 05:10 PM
What?    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!

This week has been really depressing.
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#4
June 28, 2009 05:29 PM
I just found out the news about ten minutes ago. Pretty depressing. With Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays all dead in the same week, I wonder who will die next. :/

Flash

#5
June 28, 2009 05:42 PM
oh well I guess he won't make commercials any more this is truly a tragedy i'm so depressed [size=]R.I.P.[/size] [size=]BILLY MAYS I WAS YOUR BIGGEST FAN[/size]

lenko

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June 28, 2009 05:44 PM
what is it with all the death of celebrities this week

RIP billy mays

theres a young man called billy monks who shall continue your legacy
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#7
June 28, 2009 08:12 PM
Quote from: lenkabiscawhat is it with all the death of celebrities this week

RIP billy mays

theres a young man called billy monks who shall continue your legacy

rtil

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June 28, 2009 08:17 PM
i'm sure vince is the happiest man alive right now, he knew billy mays was gonna beat the shit out of him for repackaging all of his products on tv. i mean literally, he called him out on live radio and wanted to have a showdown with him. again, 50 years old is too young to go. he didn't look unhealthy, i wonder what caused it

BloodyCheery

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June 28, 2009 08:29 PM
They say that it was most likely a head injury (internal bleeding) that he received in an accident yesterday.

"U.S. Airways confirmed Sunday that Mays was among the passengers on a flight that made a rough landing on Saturday afternoon at Tampa International Airport, leaving debris on the runway after apparently blowing its front tires.

Tampa Bay's Fox television affiliate interviewed Mays after the incident.

"All of a sudden as we hit you know it was just the hardest hit, all the things from the ceiling started dropping," MyFox Tampa Bay quoted him as saying. "It hit me on the head, but I got a hard head."

McElroy said linking Mays' death to the rough landing Saturday afternoon would "purely be speculation." She said Mays' family members didn't report any health issues with the pitchman, but they said he was due to have hip replacement surgery in the coming weeks."

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June 28, 2009 08:36 PM
Nooooo!

I will never feel confident buying another cleaning product again.

RIP Billy May

mishkamash

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June 28, 2009 09:20 PM Last Edit: June 28, 2009 09:22 PM by MishkaMash
i cant help but stare at j's sig and say billy may billy mays over and over again  

i must be tired as shit to even think that

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Fuzz

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June 28, 2009 09:39 PM
Everybody buy as much Oxyclean as you can! The price will skyrocket on eBay!

trent bortknob

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June 28, 2009 10:05 PM
Quote from: rtili'm sure vince is the happiest man alive right now, he knew billy mays was gonna beat the shit out of him for repackaging all of his products on tv. i mean literally, he called him out on live radio and wanted to have a showdown with him. again, 50 years old is too young to go. he didn't look unhealthy, i wonder what caused it
it was probably vince that killed him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

slack

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June 28, 2009 10:23 PM

shura

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June 28, 2009 10:36 PM

i will continue to buy these products in your honor :'(

im actually sadder about this than i am about michael jackson

rtil

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June 28, 2009 10:52 PM
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