Ryan Miller Goes to Atlanta

[whoareyou]

Brilliant sunshine on a Sunday morning faces the city of Atlanta, Georgia, the home of the Cartoon Network U.S. Headquarters (because nobody else would give it a home, haha). This very building that is the headquarters of Cartoon Network meets face to face with a 5'10"-standing babyfaced 21-year-old. He's Ryan Miller, a 21-year-old animation student fresh out of the Seattle metro area. You wouldn't expect anything violent out of him, as he has no criminal record or a history of violence, nor has he ever been known to be angry towards his friends, but, as of recent times, grew a strong dislike for Cartoon Network over the past few months.

He parks his car in the parking lot adjacent to the headquarters building. A Glock 17, it feels like plastic, it doesn't look real, almost like a toy. Two magazines, and 100 rounds of ammunition. "You can't go wrong with that," an excited Ryan Miller mutters to himself. He smiles, checks to see if he loaded the mag in the gun. Pop! Ryan ambles to the front side of the CN HQ, only to greet a security guard.

"Hello, what can I do you for?" asks the brazen man of 6 feet and 3 inches, carrying a holstered gun and a baton.
"I just need to know when the next showing for..." and then Ryan mutters and, without a second for the guard to realize he's been pistol-whipped, gets two bullets to the chest. And this occurred in broad daylight, but Ryan doesn't care. Making sure that nobody saw what he did, he quickly unholsters the mortally wounded guard's gun and arms himself with another gun. Keeping them both concealed in his trench coat, he runs up to the staircase, where he could hear screaming of "Ambulance! We need an amublance" from the floor below, as people gathered around to see a bleeding security guard in front of the entrance.

Ryan maniacally laughs as he runs up to the room for Cartoon Network Real.

"I fucking hate you," he whispers to himself, as he barged in through the doors.

"What can I do you for?" asks a secretary.

SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT

He replied with a few bullets from both handguns. Employees scream, and some attempt to bearhug and subdue this armed rascal.

"He's got a gun, everybody run!" A panicing stampede!

A security guard walks in and fires eight times at Ryan. He dies at the scene. Ambulance and police move in just when Ryan was shot, as of notice on the man bleeding to death in front of the entrance.

People wonder why Ryan committed such a horrendous, cowardly act, but we can say, that was because Cartoon Network did this... to themselves.

[zNelson24]

Jesus, your such an overzealous queer.

[Ying]

Jesus, your such an overzealous queer.

[jjjjjjjjjj]

lmao mrblue

I mean

Jesus, your such an overzealous queer.

[Daveb0t]

I knew it

[Greenkitten]

I need to pee

[99]

You know, if you wrote about something other than your bizarre fantasies, you could really get somewhere with your writing.  But, yeah, that's not going to happening, is it?

[Wasim]

uh

[Jehosapha]

date the front-end of a speeding locomotive

[redmongoose]

stop making threads

[texas]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJl8LeZPrUk

[whoareyou]

stop making threads

Fuck off.

[zNelson24]

stop making threads

Fuck off.

Just what do you think your trying to do?

[texas]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZJMAoc7NoI

[redmongoose]

stop making threads

Fuck off.

bitch I will curb stomp that smart mouth of yours dont tempt me

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

stop making threads

[mishkamash]

hey guys lets give mr blue a permission form for visiting tba and if he dont send it back in 3 days we can perma-ban him



or just perma-ban him

[whoareyou]

stop making threads

PsychoNapkin was right, you are "a humungous faggot."

[texas]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZJMAoc7NoI

[whoareyou]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZJMAoc7NoI

I'm so offended.