TBA Mass Suicide

Started by whoareyou, June 6, 2009 12:30 AM

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whoareyou

I'm afraid that one day Ryan Miller will lead thebackalleys.com community members to a mass cult suicide. What Ryan will do is to force his minions to drink a cocktail of cyanide and Crystal Light, and put Project Freetown paper masks over their heads, strapped around their necks. They will die immediately, and think that they will be taken into a dimension free of sprites and Wade Fulp's fat ass.

This will take place in July 2009 in Siskiyou County, California (Mount Shasta).
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Daveb0t

thank you for warning me but it may be to late

Hammi

that sounds pretty exciting!
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DrRumack

no thanks not my cup of tea

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ansel

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lol... XD

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SHADOWFOX2

Quote from: whoareyouThis will take place in July 2009 in Siskiyou County, California (Mount Shasta).
Let me guess...right on your doorstep
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then again, sorry for that question

whoareyou

Quote from: SHADOWFOX2
Quote from: whoareyouThis will take place in July 2009 in Siskiyou County, California (Mount Shasta).
Let me guess...right on your doorstep

Siskiyou is about a 6-hour drive from here. Though, I'd wish it was on my doorstep. Mt. Shasta is a beautiful, beautiful place. It's also right next to Weed.

Also, map of the mass suicide plot:

The purple line is the route from Gary Thomas, who will be coming to the mass  suicide plot to be organizing. He's StrawberryBarney online. The red line is, obviously, Ryan's route. And the circle is of the site of our mass suicide.

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whoareyou

Are you still gonna do this, rtil?
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whoareyou

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Be that way then.
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