The Last Airbender

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logen

May 27, 2009 04:34 PM
This deserved a topic. The look on the kid's face is priceless.

nathanielmilburn

#1
May 27, 2009 05:57 PM
not sure if i like the actor they used for aang, he doens't look very aangish.

but i hope this movie turns out well.

jjjjjjjjjj

#2
May 27, 2009 06:13 PM Last Edit: May 27, 2009 06:14 PM by j_seed
I don't think this movie will turn out well
also
http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=5338

Wasim

#3
May 27, 2009 06:19 PM
Quote from: j_seedI don't think this movie will turn out well
also
http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=5338

QuoteThis deserved a topic.
Moughalab zegt: Wanna keep a secret from niggas, write it down in a book they'll never read it.

jjjjjjjjjj

#4
May 27, 2009 06:21 PM
Quote from: Wasim
Quote from: j_seedI don't think this movie will turn out well
also
http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=5338

QuoteThis deserved a topic.
notrlly

lenko

#5
May 27, 2009 06:48 PM
where is his arrow
<emanhattan> i remember pingu ice cream
<emanhattan> it was a better time
<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
<emanhattan> and i knew i was gonna be
<emanhattan> consequence free

redmongoose

#6
May 27, 2009 06:54 PM
this show sucked so will the movie
Quote from: Inaxisdo u have a problem, bastard?!

Philip K Dick

#7
May 27, 2009 07:02 PM
Quote from: REDMONGOOSEthis show sucked so will the movie

yep

rtil

#8
May 27, 2009 07:34 PM
the show really wasn't that bad, especially the final episodes, which were brilliantly animated (by koreans). but i'm not a big fan of m night shaymalan so i don't think he'll do much for the franchise

RichChap

#9
May 27, 2009 07:37 PM
It's being directed by M. Night Shyamalan.


What.

billy

#10
May 27, 2009 08:06 PM
Quote from: RichChapIt's being directed by M. Night Shyamalan.


What.

Hammi

#12
May 28, 2009 08:56 PM
the last bendover




<GreatRapperLenkazuka> lmao
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> hammi you are my top paki
<GreatPakiHammizuka> top at dem all maynn

Philip K Dick

#13
May 28, 2009 09:42 PM
San Francisco, California. I saw the entire city vanish in the blink of an eye. In fact, I was blinking when it vanished. One second it was there, and the next second, it was a barren wasteland. It totally sucked because I finally had landed a job interview at Club Boutique and was on my way to there when all of a sudden I heard this strange noise. It was like nothing I had ever heard before. It almost sounded like... candy. The sound candy makes, if that makes any sense. Anyway, what I'm trying to say is that San Francisco, along with every other major city around the globe, was destroyed by this very silly candy noise.
   Sunset Honor was a promising young lad. The top in his class, in fact. Sunset was the star of the football team, the Homecoming King for the first 3 years of highschool and the Prom King and Queen on his 3rd and 4th year respectively. He had been accepted to Harvard where he aspired to become a lawyer, and had gotten so many scholarships that he was actually profiting financially. That didn't matter now though because the world had just been destroyed by candy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   Anyway, ignore that bullshit paragraph. Nobody cares about Sunset Honor. Who the fuck is Sunset Honor anyway? And what kind of bullshit name is that? Don't give me that bullshit, Taylor. Getting back on track, the world was NOT destroyed by candy, it was destroyed by something that sounded like candy, and like I was saying, I totally missed out on my job interview.
   Fuck that shit, nobody cares about YOUR faggot job interview. Faggot. What kind of terrible idea for a plot line is the world being destroyed by candy?? At least Sunset Honor is a solid character with a name with a history and shit, not just a fucking narrator. Everybody was put on the edge of their seat by my paragraph and you're just FUCKING everything up.
   How am I fucking everything up? You're not even getting it. The world isn't being destroyed by candy you faggot idiot. And if you knew anything about writing, you don't just blatantly list out a character's history and their accomplishments in the paragraph that introduces them. There is nothing solid about "Sunset Honor", he hasn't spoken a single line of dialogue, nor has he been described to the point where the reader could give two fucks about him.
   You're fucking everything up becuase when I tried to give this stories some sort of interesting characters for you to work with you just dismiss them. I mean i'm just trying to make your fucking stupid story about a candy store destroying the world more interesting. Right now it's just a pointless story with no development and you're being bossy and rejecting my ideas. Fuck your gay story and fuck you.
   Alright, this is over. I'm done. See you in hell, french fry.

   The End

Necronomitr0n

#14
May 28, 2009 10:35 PM
Quote from: j_seed
Quote from: Wasim
Quote from: j_seedI don't think this movie will turn out well
also
http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=5338

QuoteThis deserved a topic.
notrlly
yesrlly
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

YungJazz

#15
May 29, 2009 03:32 AM
Yup, this movie will be fantastic. There'll be no Asians despite the heavy Asian influence of the show, Jesse McCartney was about to be Zuko for a sec, and they'll all be in highschool it'll be a gay ole time

Quote from: lenkabiscawhere is his arrow

It's there, look close. It's carved in hair


I warned you, stupid.

emanhattan

#16
May 29, 2009 05:53 AM
m night SHYAMALALALON

hmmm

TWIST

aang isnt really the avatar WHATNOW?????

Necronomitr0n

#17
May 29, 2009 06:07 AM
<Clo99wnz> m. night shymalan cola NOW WITH A TWIST
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

Greenkitten

#18
May 31, 2009 12:20 PM
Quote from: Zekeywhat else is new
sliced bread


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