i quit farther snake

Started by trent bortknob, April 1, 2009 09:38 AM

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trent bortknob

LOL APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!! NOW ITS UR TURNB 3 POST A HGILARIOUS APRIL FOOLS TOPIC RIGHT WHEN YTOU WAKE UP AT 5:30 IN THE MORNING

Greenkitten

april fools is over for me



Necronomitr0n

i put a latex glove on the tailpipe of my dad's car this morning
and that's about it
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

Flash

i broke my own arm then i screamed DUDE YOU BROKE MY ARM then i said haha april fools but my arm is now broken

BloodyCheery

Not much in the spirit this year. My teacher/Chief played a good joke on us during class though.

He came in looking all gloomy and said that he had "bad news." He told us that certain classes were selected to be shipped to aid the soldiers in Afghanistan instead of receiving orders for duty stations and blah blah blah. Our class was one of the selected and we were all freaking out. Our Chief said that screening was going to begin next week and that we'd have to drop clinicals and our original graduation date so that we would be ready to hop on a plane in a week or two. As soon as my class brought out their pitchforks and let out a cry of rage, Chief threw the "documents" on the deck and started laughing his ass off. I must admit that this was the best prank I have ever experienced.  
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trent bortknob

my spanish teacher (spanish is my first period, which is why this probably worked on everybody because we were all tired as fuck) told us at the beginning of class after hte announcements that we each had to write a 5 page essay entirely in spanish and it had to be turned in by the end of class. he said the paper had to be on the topic of "chistes de Abril" which literally translates to April Jokes

Crabarms

#6
Some psychology teacher chucked like 1000 straws in our social issues class, and man what a great class.
Instead of doing work people were building straw ropes and crap, it was great.