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salutations · March 3, 2009 08:35 PM

lmao its okay i've done it too

my near death experience happened when i was like 8 and i had my tonsils out. they scabbed over and this one day i was in my moms room and for some reason i screamed, and the scab broke and my throat started like, profusely bleeding. It was coming out of my mouth and I was throwing it up. I went to the hospital though and they saved me before i lost too much blood.

GRINACE · March 3, 2009 08:39 PM

Almost fell off a 32 story building...

creamcorn · March 3, 2009 08:41 PM

i had kidneystones but they dont really kill you
they do hurt alot

Crabarms · March 3, 2009 08:59 PM

could of drowned a couple of times.

Hammi · March 3, 2009 09:54 PM

ive nearly drowned, nearly got killed in a sideloader accident, nearly got bit to death by dogs, ive fallen down stairs several times and oh my whole body puffed up while i was in pakistan when i ate some medicine pill

it turned out i was allergic to it, and then i mean PUFFED UP until i suffocated (i think my skin was cutting out the whole bodys blood circulation)... i thought i was gonna explode and die until they gave me a needle shot 2 hours later

funzop · March 3, 2009 09:57 PM

i had a chest of drawers fall on me as a kid
knocked 4 of my fucken baby teeth out and once i recovered i was pissed cause the tooth fairy couldnt find em

mishkamash · March 4, 2009 12:06 AM

one time i fell off a building and landed on my head but im ok

99 · March 4, 2009 11:47 PM

oh yeah....
I also got hit by a car doing about 20, i got knocked into the air and landed on the car's hood. they were like all, "shit, shit" and slammed on the brakes...which was a dumb thing to do cause i then slid off the roof and flew and landed like ten feet in front of the car. I was really dazed and was mumbling, but i do remember these college kids get out of the car and run over. One of them was said something like, "Holy fuck we hit a kid!" the other one laughed really weird like he was high. So the worried one started crying over what he thought was my dead body and the other was laughing hysterically at the whole situation. But I got up and started staggering away and the crying guy offered me 300 bucks if i didn't report them to the police for hitting me. I took the money. Ha ha.

rtil · March 4, 2009 11:53 PM

300 bucks for some scrapes and bruises, nice

Flash · March 4, 2009 11:55 PM

wow ryan lmao
your story made me go "ok brb gonna throw myself on front of some cars"

my near-death experiences were falling in a lake when I was five and almost getting hit by cars a lot of times

99 · March 4, 2009 11:57 PM

^ DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

Hammi · March 5, 2009 12:15 AM

Quote from: 99oh yeah....
I also got hit by a car doing about 20, i got knocked into the air and landed on the car's hood. they were like all, "shit, shit" and slammed on the brakes...which was a dumb thing to do cause i then slid off the roof and flew and landed like ten feet in front of the car. I was really dazed and was mumbling, but i do remember these college kids get out of the car and run over. One of them was said something like, "Holy fuck we hit a kid!" the other one laughed really weird like he was high. So the worried one started crying over what he thought was my dead body and the other was laughing hysterically at the whole situation. But I got up and started staggering away and the crying guy offered me 300 bucks if i didn't report them to the police for hitting me. I took the money. Ha ha.

lmfao ahahaha

emanhattan · March 5, 2009 12:22 AM

It was 4 am and I was really really drunk coming out of the club so I took my car and like an idiot agreed to take a friend to his house and we crashed into an audi REAL hard, and then a guy that was even drunker than me came out of the audi and started yelling shit.

I didnt get any bruises or anything and my friend was ok too but WOW that was one bad crash. remember not to drink and drive kids!

Funny thing is I found that experience really funny at the moment but it wasnt the next day when my old folks got mad as fuck

leone · March 5, 2009 02:44 AM

i got into a fist fight with a kangaroo and her family

99 · March 5, 2009 04:15 AM

^FANTASTIC ADVENTURE

ansel · March 5, 2009 04:17 AM

when i was about 3 i got my finger slammed in a car door, got stitches, now it's slightly longer than the one on the other hand

since then things have been pretty uneventful

rtil · March 7, 2009 01:53 AM

for some reason this topic was locked and uh yeah i fixed it sorry folks

mishkamash · March 8, 2009 08:53 PM

so how about them amazing adventures guys