The Best Book ever

Daveb0t · February 16, 2009 12:59 AM

I remember as a kid, going to the grocery store with my mom. Every time we were at the checkout line, there were a line of tabloid papers right on the side of the belt. And the one I always grabbed was the "Weekly World News".

A paper "committed to bringing the newspaper-reading public the truth". Every issue was wonderful, packed with out-landish stories, obviously fake photos, and bordering on insanity. Sadly its no longer running, and in fact I am quite sure the last issue is lying somewhere's in my house. And although they still hold a website and run articles, the great big magazine which loomed over me every time I came to the store still holds a special place in my heart.

Anyways, "BAT BOY LIVES" is a wonderful composite of Weekly World News articles, and contains such ground breaking stories as:

I WAS BIGFOOT'S LOVE SLAVE
Lumberjack's story of forbidden love will amaze you!

WILL ROGER'S GHOST TERRORIZING CHILDREN

SPACE STATION RECEIVES MESSAGE FROM GOD

EARTH'S CORE IS MADE OF CANDY

GLOW-IN-THE-DARK MONKEY IS THE MISSING LINK
Crafty critter has a 150 IQ - and knows morse code, say scientists

STUFF AND MOUNT YOUR OWN PET
save money and do it yourself with common kitchen tools

CROP CIRCLES APPEAR IN MEN'S CHEST HAIR

SUICIDE BOMBER: "THERE ARE NO VIRGINS IN HEAVEN"
"The women are fat and the place is a dump" near death experience reveals!

As well as a helpful list of ways to know whether or not your toilet is a gateway to another dimension. Pick this book up and read it whenever you get the chance.

Daveb0t · February 16, 2009 01:07 AM

rtil · February 16, 2009 01:41 AM

damn batboy is in a lot of these stories

Daveb0t · February 16, 2009 01:43 AM

FIDEL CASTRO IS MADLY IN LOVE WITH ROSEANNE

Also theres a batboy musical

rtil · February 16, 2009 01:43 AM

i remember seeing these at grocery stores too actually

too bad this kind of quality reporting is now absent from store shelves

Daveb0t · February 16, 2009 03:18 AM

Daveb0t · February 16, 2009 03:19 PM

DAYTONA, FL – NASCAR's most iconic race ended with a rain-out yesterday afternoon, despite pit crews making multiple sacrifices to the rain gods

christy · February 16, 2009 11:27 PM

reminds me of this

Daveb0t · February 17, 2009 12:49 AM

Daveb0t · February 17, 2009 02:53 PM

salutations · February 17, 2009 03:25 PM

Quote from: christyreminds me of this

you know whats fun is the daria computer game its called darias inferno or something.

it takes like a day to play but its fun!! ahghaa

Daveb0t · February 20, 2009 08:32 AM

SnawsBall · February 20, 2009 01:32 PM

Quote from: HarryTheHead

I get the joke (((:

Daveb0t · February 20, 2009 02:08 PM