Genpets

[emanhattan]

http://www.genpets.com/index.php

This year 2009 Scientists will sell you lovely Little gremlins!!!

No seriously, this shit is fucked up. I cant believe it!!

Disclaimer:

Unpackage your Genpet and unpackage a world of possibilities.


Say Hello to the all New Genpets™ from Bio.Genica!
The Genpets™ are Pre-Packaged, Bioengineered pets implemented today!

That's right, Genpets are not toys or robots. They are living, breathing genetic animals.

We use a process called "Zygote Micro Injection" which is quickly becoming a favourable method to combine DNA, or to insert certain proteins from different species. Most notably it was used in 1997 to splice mice with bioluminescent jellyfish (link) and has since been used to create glowing rabbits, pigs, fish, and monkeys (link). Since then, human DNA has been injected into rabbits, chimpanzees, spider DNA into sheep, and now, Genpets have arrived!

These fetus things are ACTUAL ANIMALS with their own Dna chain shit and they are born inside a Plastic bag when you open them.
Then you have to inject them some kind of T-virus or something and they come to life and start breathing! freaky huh?

Apparently, these genpets are the perfect pet. they cant bite you even if they wanted to. They can be however you want them to be, adventurer, sleepy,really agressive, Just pick the one right for you!

I guess reality beats fiction sometimes.

I seriously dont understand what is the purpose of these.

so what do you have to say tba?

[Necronomitr0n]

let's get a whole bunch and make a terrorist organization with em

[lenko]

Haha you're pretty gullible eman


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Genpets are a mixed media installation art piece by artist Adam Brandejs.[1] It is considered a hoax of exposure. The project has been shown in multiple galleries in Canada and Europe and has garnered some attention in the mass media.

The creations were sculpted, automated creatures made of latex and plastic, and housed robotic circuitry to simulate slow respiration. They looked like small, baldskinned humanoids, and were intended to be displayed as living, but dormant, bioengineered creatures for purchase as pets. The fabricated packaging indicated a purchaser had a choice of colors, for different personalities and levels of activity,[2] and that the creatures had a limited vocal capacity. The sculptures and packaging, along with the professional-appearing hoax website, are so realistic that observers are often fooled.[3][4]

In 2006, Genpets were featured on the weblog for The Museum of Hoaxes in San Diego, California.[5] as well as broadcast on BBC News Worldwide on a BBC program called Click[6] as well as the Times (UK), the New York Times and G4TechTV.[7]

All the work was hand done by the artist Adam Brandejs, with assistance from makeup artist Crystal Pallister for the coloring of the creatures. The pictures show the actual 19 genpet units that display at art galleries. Genpets have been displayed at multiple Fine Art galleries and museum displays in both North America and Europe.[8]

[emanhattan]

Why thank you lenko ya fucking slut

can we lock this thread now i feel like a fucking idiot

I am

[shura]

hahahaha owned

man these are pretty horrific looking  

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

the guy who makes these has a deviantart

and wow


i cant believe you thought these were real

holy shit

hey ever heard of bonsai kitties man
they stuff kittens into objects and feed them until they are the shape of the object
totally not fake at all by the way i have a bridge in chinatown to sell you
also your refrigerator is running

[billy]

i cant believe you thought these were real

holy shit

hey ever heard of bonsai kitties man
they stuff kittens into objects and feed them until they are the shape of the object
totally not fake at all by the way i have a bridge in chinatown to sell you
also your refrigerator is running

[mishkamash]

i feel really sorry for you

[Daveb0t]

I remember bonsai kittens
I thought it was real
Because Japanese people are evil

[LordZeebmork]

pwnt noobie!!

[emanhattan]

just fuck you all guys, ok?

[SnawsBall]

Phfthhahaa, damn, ate shit

[rtil]

lmao

it's okay eman when i first saw bonsai kitties i thought it was real for 5 seconds

[ansel]

wow man i'm really having trouble believing you fell for that

everyone already said bonsai kittens but i'm going to say it again: BONSAI KITTENS

[emanhattan]

You people think you are so smart BUT YOU ARENT


































































Oh well yea u r