mindchamber funnies

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RyanLeRat (8:32:40 PM): keep me away from da keyboard
RyanLeRat (8:32:44 PM): da manpurse keyboard
MindChamber001 (8:32:56 PM): lol
MindChamber001 (8:33:06 PM): didnt know you owned one
RyanLeRat (8:33:14 PM): I had it custom made.
MindChamber001 (8:33:23 PM): yeah hopefully you'll actually use that tablet
RyanLeRat (8:34:45 PM): I will.
MindChamber001 (8:34:49 PM): good
MindChamber001 (8:34:57 PM): I have no faith in you
MindChamber001 (8:35:01 PM): so prove me wrong plz
RyanLeRat (8:35:48 PM): I am going to animate a poop joke as soon as I get it. Then I will animate another one, because I know that's that the people want, and I am a man of the people.
MindChamber001 (8:36:04 PM): fuckin figures
RyanLeRat (8:36:36 PM): I really am making a special poopjoke dedicated to Tom though.
RyanLeRat (8:36:52 PM): The fact that it is a poopjoke is a plot twist.
RyanLeRat (8:37:00 PM): And poop is funny anyway, so fuck da haters
MindChamber001 (8:37:37 PM): lol
RyanLeRat (8:38:06 PM): essentially a man offers another man some "good shit" and gets turned down, and so he puts away a bag filled with poop
RyanLeRat (8:38:07 PM): the end
MindChamber001 (8:38:44 PM): uggh I donno what toms thinking,
MindChamber001 (8:38:52 PM): I have faith in his choices I guess
RyanLeRat (8:40:37 PM): Well most of those guys are good. I think Jazz has a long way to go but has loads of potential. He can draw and animate, but he needs to learn how to tell a story. I love WPS. Uh, I don't see why lazymuffin needs one as his stuff is far from visual but it'll help him produce faster, I'm sure which is good.
MindChamber001 (8:40:55 PM): you had one
MindChamber001 (8:41:12 PM): jazz draws better than you he deserves on if never had one
MindChamber001 (8:41:21 PM): you had one
MindChamber001 (8:41:27 PM): theres kids
MindChamber001 (8:41:29 PM): that are actually fans
MindChamber001 (8:41:30 PM): of NG
MindChamber001 (8:41:34 PM): in poor countries
RyanLeRat (8:41:37 PM): Fuck you I AM a fan on NG.
MindChamber001 (8:41:39 PM): but you get one
MindChamber001 (8:41:42 PM): haha
MindChamber001 (8:41:44 PM): yeah
MindChamber001 (8:41:57 PM): you had a tablet
RyanLeRat (8:42:16 PM): Why would I go to NG daily and watch just about everything that comes into the portal if I wasn't a fan of the site?
MindChamber001 (8:42:36 PM): no idea
MindChamber001 (8:42:42 PM): but all you ever do is bitch
MindChamber001 (8:42:47 PM): this is my personal opinion
RyanLeRat (8:42:48 PM): That is such bullshit.
MindChamber001 (8:42:58 PM): I would rather see someone who is trying and enjoys the site
MindChamber001 (8:43:00 PM): hey
MindChamber001 (8:43:03 PM): Im just staff
MindChamber001 (8:43:08 PM): Im not incharge of this
MindChamber001 (8:43:17 PM): Im just give you my unbasied opinion
MindChamber001 (8:43:26 PM): youre a hipocrite.
MindChamber001 (8:43:41 PM): AND
RyanLeRat (8:43:44 PM): It's pretty damn biased, man. "All you ever do is bitch." And what of the 10 submissions I uploaded this year?
MindChamber001 (8:43:46 PM): you have a tablet
MindChamber001 (8:43:52 PM): dude
MindChamber001 (8:43:57 PM): you
MindChamber001 (8:43:59 PM): HAVE ONE
RyanLeRat (8:44:06 PM): IT DOESNT WORK
MindChamber001 (8:44:11 PM): lol
RyanLeRat (8:44:20 PM): That's why I asked for a new one. So that I could continue to contribute to NewGrounds
MindChamber001 (8:44:47 PM): like I said Im only someone that animates for ng, im no one important
MindChamber001 (8:44:49 PM): so whatever
RyanLeRat (8:45:09 PM): Maybe I'm crazy, but it sounds like you think I had some  master plan to steal away a tablet from some more deserving kid and then never use it, which is ridiculous so I'm sure I'm wrong.
MindChamber001 (8:45:19 PM): oh
MindChamber001 (8:45:20 PM): no
MindChamber001 (8:45:29 PM): you cant do that
MindChamber001 (8:45:32 PM): its toms choice
MindChamber001 (8:45:36 PM): not yours
RyanLeRat (8:45:41 PM): Yes
MindChamber001 (8:45:42 PM): but you aint a positive member
MindChamber001 (8:45:53 PM): theres kids "I FEEL"
MindChamber001 (8:45:55 PM): NOT TOM
MindChamber001 (8:45:56 PM): ME
RyanLeRat (8:46:28 PM): I'm a hell of a lot more positive than you give me credit for, but you're satisfied with judging me based of your own coloured view of who I am.
MindChamber001 (8:46:33 PM): my personal opinion, which doesnt matter
MindChamber001 (8:46:39 PM): haha
MindChamber001 (8:46:42 PM): yeah
RyanLeRat (8:46:43 PM): Sure it matters, I like you and I like talking to you.
MindChamber001 (8:46:55 PM): but seriously
MindChamber001 (8:46:59 PM): you are sugar on AIM
MindChamber001 (8:47:03 PM): and A TWAT on TBA
RyanLeRat (8:47:09 PM): TBA
RyanLeRat (8:47:13 PM): is called
RyanLeRat (8:47:17 PM): The Backalleys for a reason
RyanLeRat (8:47:26 PM): everyone there should nto be taken seriously
MindChamber001 (8:47:28 PM): ha ok
MindChamber001 (8:47:51 PM): well personally alot of people talking negatively about NG, shouldnt be rewarded,
MindChamber001 (8:47:54 PM): BUT LIKE I SAID
MindChamber001 (8:47:57 PM): MY OPINION
MindChamber001 (8:48:01 PM): CONGRATS ON THE TABLET
RyanLeRat (8:48:05 PM):
MindChamber001 (8:48:12 PM): but
MindChamber001 (8:48:16 PM): I am who I am
MindChamber001 (8:48:18 PM): online
MindChamber001 (8:48:20 PM): offline
MindChamber001 (8:48:22 PM): in person
MindChamber001 (8:48:24 PM): youre a dick
MindChamber001 (8:48:26 PM): Ill say it
MindChamber001 (8:48:31 PM): no need to act
MindChamber001 (8:48:33 PM): different
MindChamber001 (8:48:36 PM): anywhere
RyanLeRat (8:48:39 PM): But man, I don't even talk negatively about NG. I've never criticised NG in my life that I can think of. I'll rag on people I don't like
RyanLeRat (8:48:52 PM): You needn't worry, it is physically impossible to never be yourself.
MindChamber001 (8:49:04 PM): ehh
RyanLeRat (8:49:07 PM): You are always being yourself, not matter what you're doing.
MindChamber001 (8:49:19 PM): you were a dick to me on TBA
MindChamber001 (8:49:26 PM): so you know how to act
RyanLeRat (8:49:28 PM): Every one of your actions or thoughts is coloured by your personality.
RyanLeRat (8:49:40 PM): And is thus representative of who you are.
MindChamber001 (8:49:53 PM): that makes no sense
RyanLeRat (8:50:06 PM): It makes perfect sense.
RyanLeRat (8:50:15 PM): No matter what you do, YOU are doing it.
MindChamber001 (8:50:15 PM): I act the same no matter site
MindChamber001 (8:50:22 PM): haha
MindChamber001 (8:50:24 PM): man
RyanLeRat (8:50:24 PM): Everyone acts the same
MindChamber001 (8:50:38 PM): get thta faggot RTIL theories out of my face
RyanLeRat (8:50:45 PM): What?
RyanLeRat (8:51:00 PM): rtil theories?
MindChamber001 (8:51:04 PM): yeah
MindChamber001 (8:51:08 PM): basically
MindChamber001 (8:51:12 PM): being a dick on a site
MindChamber001 (8:51:17 PM): is WHO YOU ARE
MindChamber001 (8:51:20 PM): AT THAT MOMENT
MindChamber001 (8:51:23 PM): haha
MindChamber001 (8:51:25 PM): fuck you
MindChamber001 (8:51:28 PM): that faggot talk
RyanLeRat (8:51:33 PM): What has that got to do with rtil?
RyanLeRat (8:51:41 PM): Fuck rtil
MindChamber001 (8:51:42 PM): its a dumb theory
MindChamber001 (8:51:44 PM): haha
MindChamber001 (8:51:47 PM): ya ok
RyanLeRat (8:51:47 PM): Because it's true?
MindChamber001 (8:51:50 PM): you say that on aim
MindChamber001 (8:51:54 PM): to me
RyanLeRat (8:51:57 PM): I say that to rtil
MindChamber001 (8:52:03 PM): no you wont
MindChamber001 (8:52:08 PM): you'll get nevous
RyanLeRat (8:52:08 PM): I already have
MindChamber001 (8:52:13 PM): have a nose bleed
MindChamber001 (8:52:16 PM): and run away and cry
RyanLeRat (8:52:29 PM): This is what I'm talking about man, you're satisfied with just assuming you know it all about me.
MindChamber001 (8:53:06 PM): thats why I said
RyanLeRat (8:53:11 PM): rtil is a dick and he knows that I think so because I say it to
RyanLeRat (8:53:11 PM): him
MindChamber001 (8:53:17 PM): I really hope you use it and prove me wrong
RyanLeRat (8:53:50 PM): Do I like rtil? Yeah I don't give a shit if he's a dick, but fuck him just the same. He's only one more guy being angry in a world filled with angry people.
MindChamber001 (8:53:56 PM): cause I know alot of kids that are trying to break out of using sprite because they cant aford a scanner for their drawings,
RyanLeRat (8:54:25 PM): Well how about this? If I win some cash one month, I'll buy a sprite user a tablet?
MindChamber001 (8:54:33 PM): no
RyanLeRat (8:54:35 PM): I'm all for helping people expand
MindChamber001 (8:54:50 PM): Im already saving for two people who I think deserve it if tom doesnt come thru
MindChamber001 (8:55:03 PM): but
MindChamber001 (8:55:07 PM): Im getting annoyed
MindChamber001 (8:55:22 PM): with faggots from the TBA using NG as a wacom replacement service
RyanLeRat (8:55:47 PM): I can't think of anyone from TBA who got one who I think won't use it to animate and submit to the portal.
MindChamber001 (8:56:00 PM): PSI
MindChamber001 (8:56:03 PM): NICOLE
RyanLeRat (8:56:08 PM): WAT PSI GOT ONE?
MindChamber001 (8:56:08 PM): THAT USELESS PILE OF SHIT
MindChamber001 (8:56:12 PM): haha wait sorry
MindChamber001 (8:56:21 PM): nvm
RyanLeRat (8:56:48 PM): OK, well that would have been silly considerign he said he was going to stop animating and try to learn to program.
MindChamber001 (8:57:03 PM): hes under  consideration
RyanLeRat (8:57:09 PM): he asked for one? jesus
MindChamber001 (8:57:18 PM): and thats when I told tom to stop asking me my opinion
MindChamber001 (8:57:27 PM): since he aint listening anyways
MindChamber001 (8:57:36 PM): ya
MindChamber001 (8:57:41 PM): bunch of hipocrites
MindChamber001 (8:57:47 PM): all have alot of shit to talk about NG
MindChamber001 (8:57:49 PM): but are like
MindChamber001 (8:57:52 PM): HEY TOM
MindChamber001 (8:57:55 PM): CAN I HAVE ONE?
MindChamber001 (8:57:59 PM): I LOVE NG
RyanLeRat (8:59:09 PM): Well whatever hypocrisy is a natural part of being human and hopefully you mature out of it, but probably half of us never do and that's the way it is. I just still don't understand why you don't think I deserve one if I'm going to use it.
MindChamber001 (8:59:43 PM): Im poor because I never was able to stick with hypocrisy
MindChamber001 (8:59:51 PM): but I have come to terms with that
MindChamber001 (8:59:59 PM): I dont know politics
MindChamber001 (9:00:35 PM): I my theory with you and the tablet
RyanLeRat (9:00:35 PM): Am I going to start making parodies I don't think are funny? No I'm going to keep animating the things I'm passionate about, but I'm still going to animate and submit to NG and be a part of the community.
MindChamber001 (9:00:56 PM): well great
MindChamber001 (9:01:07 PM): but you mostly only do experiments
MindChamber001 (9:01:09 PM): shorts
MindChamber001 (9:01:13 PM): no stories
MindChamber001 (9:01:17 PM): just exercizes
MindChamber001 (9:01:22 PM): my fear
RyanLeRat (9:01:33 PM): There are stories in just about everything I've submitted.
MindChamber001 (9:01:56 PM): barely
MindChamber001 (9:02:08 PM): they are nice little exercises
MindChamber001 (9:02:16 PM): but even with what you submitted
RyanLeRat (9:02:20 PM): See THAT is your opinion and I can take that, but to me I'm still saying something.
RyanLeRat (9:02:28 PM): With each cartoon.
MindChamber001 (9:02:31 PM): you act like you know how everyone else should be be animating
MindChamber001 (9:02:35 PM): it is
MindChamber001 (9:02:45 PM): the problem is
MindChamber001 (9:02:50 PM): you think
MindChamber001 (9:02:53 PM): your cartoons
MindChamber001 (9:03:03 PM): warrent you some right to chastize others
MindChamber001 (9:03:06 PM): now
MindChamber001 (9:03:09 PM): imagine
MindChamber001 (9:03:11 PM): that ego
MindChamber001 (9:03:14 PM): with a new tablet
RyanLeRat (9:03:18 PM): I do not think that
MindChamber001 (9:04:26 PM): thats good
MindChamber001 (9:04:31 PM): and thats why I said
MindChamber001 (9:04:36 PM): I want to be proven wrong
MindChamber001 (9:04:50 PM): ill admit when Im wrong
MindChamber001 (9:05:15 PM): I hate TBA because of the effect it has on other people
MindChamber001 (9:05:25 PM): the negativity that spreads in the office
MindChamber001 (9:05:34 PM): from some random page
MindChamber001 (9:05:56 PM): from a bunch of snot nosed kids that think THEY KNOW whats fun
MindChamber001 (9:06:04 PM): the same why you are mad
MindChamber001 (9:06:08 PM): that Im judging you
MindChamber001 (9:06:16 PM): we have already been judged
MindChamber001 (9:06:20 PM): by your faggot crew
MindChamber001 (9:06:45 PM): personally Im tired of it, and I guess thats why tom is the leader of this group cause he sees good in you
MindChamber001 (9:06:46 PM): all
MindChamber001 (9:06:48 PM): when I dont
RyanLeRat (9:06:51 PM): I think that everyone is aloud to say whatever they want about other people, and I'm not trying to chastize anyone, I'm trying to offer advice to people who I think could use it. Just because I don't produce masterpiece quality work or even good work doesn't mean I'm devoid of useful information.
MindChamber001 (9:07:09 PM): haha
MindChamber001 (9:07:14 PM): PSI talk
MindChamber001 (9:07:17 PM): you are
MindChamber001 (9:07:26 PM): you might know what you like
RyanLeRat (9:07:28 PM): I'm not even mad that you're being judgemental, I just don't know why you think what you do.
MindChamber001 (9:07:33 PM): and have an opinion
MindChamber001 (9:07:40 PM): but you dont just offer opinion
MindChamber001 (9:07:44 PM): you guys abuse people
MindChamber001 (9:08:00 PM): cause youre two faced
MindChamber001 (9:08:07 PM): you admitted it to me plenty of times
RyanLeRat (9:08:38 PM): It's this "you guys" stuff that I don't get, man. There is no "you guys." Just because I'm a meber of a forum doesn't mean I'm a part of some crew.
MindChamber001 (9:09:01 PM): dude
RyanLeRat (9:09:05 PM): Sure I'm two-faced and man no matter how many times you deny to me, I know you are too. Everyone is but you could never see it.
MindChamber001 (9:09:07 PM): you tear into everyone else
MindChamber001 (9:09:16 PM): you throw rocks just like the rest dude
MindChamber001 (9:09:43 PM): look, it doesnt matter
MindChamber001 (9:09:48 PM): Tom thinks youre awesome
MindChamber001 (9:09:51 PM): and thats what matters
MindChamber001 (9:10:17 PM): he thinks you are gonna blow us away with something in the future
RyanLeRat (9:10:18 PM): I do not. I tear into people I think deserve to be torn into BASED ON THEIR ANIMATIONS. I've never judged anyone as a person because I don't like what they produce, but yeah I think I'm entitled to ramble like an idiot on a forum about how much I dislike certain cartoons.
RyanLeRat (9:12:24 PM): Kirbopher, someone I've berated endlessly for his work, is a good friend of mine. I think that says it best. I'm just some kid who loves animation and loves going to NewGrounds who happens to be strongly opinionated when it comes to animation itself, just like you are. We don't share the same opinions but it's fine. I think EVERYONE should try and be more critical of the work they watch, because that's how you learn; by dissecting.
RyanLeRat (9:12:54 PM): Anyway, I am going to try and do what Tom thinks I will, and I'm glad he thought I deserved a tablet. Hopefully one day you and I can reconsile our differences.
MindChamber001 (9:12:55 PM): Kirbopher, someone I've berated endlessly for his work, is a good friend of mine. I think that says it best.
MindChamber001 (9:13:12 PM): like I said
MindChamber001 (9:13:18 PM): I just wanna see more from you
MindChamber001 (9:13:22 PM): and less lip
MindChamber001 (9:13:31 PM): its tiring
RyanLeRat (9:13:43 PM): Well you will, I want to make something along the lines of These Pancakes are Tiny. It's my faovurite thing so far this year on NG.
MindChamber001 (9:13:53 PM): I loved that
RyanLeRat (9:13:58 PM): And it aligns pretty perfectly with my sense of humour.
MindChamber001 (9:14:08 PM): im surpized that was alowed on TBA lmao
MindChamber001 (9:14:11 PM): theres no animation
RyanLeRat (9:14:46 PM): There's plenty, it's just minimalist, but you don't need craszy shit everywhere. That guy is phenomenal for his ability to animate acting.
RyanLeRat (9:15:42 PM): That's as much animation to me as there is in Bitey, because the movement says volumes. Whether it's through loads fo frame bt frame, or simply tweaking things, for me great animation is using movement to deliver to message.
RyanLeRat (9:15:58 PM): Anyway, time to go watch the SpikeTV VG Awards
MindChamber001 (9:16:06 PM): yup
MindChamber001 (9:16:07 PM): bye

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[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

MindChamber001 (8:51:23 PM): haha
MindChamber001 (8:51:25 PM): fuck you
MindChamber001 (8:51:28 PM): that faggot talk

Sincerely,

The Staff of Newgrounds

[CoolDrMoney]

Kirbopher, someone I've berated endlessly for his work, is a good friend of mine. I think that says it best.

And I think THAT says it best

[Ukinojoe]

I can't believe he'd even say stuff like this. Ryan's like the nicest guy on this website

[MudChamber]

I can't believe he'd even say stuff like this. Ryan's like the nicest guy on this website

if thas what u call nice than i got no ofaa asnahaha lmao lmao lmao

[redmongoose]

hi mindchamber IM me lets talk

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

[sQueef]

<+reptilicus> johnk might hate everything and be a nazi but tba makes fun of video game cartoons
<+reptilicus> watch out for them
<+reptilicus> they is bad folk
<+redm> we shout our DIRTY words in DIRTY voices!
<+ropesnake> and wear leather jackets and weild lead pipes
<+redm> and snap our fingers
<J_Seed> and sing in unison
<+ropesnake> at a hard days end of riding on our motorcycles beating people with lead pipes we hide back to rtils headquarters where we enjoy a nice weekend of bathing in our golden jacoosi
<+redm> we are still living in the 90s 90s 90s
<+reptilicus> then we stomp on wacoms and demand more from tom
<+redm> also we continue to fight in the 90s 90s 90s
<+ropesnake> after beating the wacoms with lead pipes
<+ropesnake> and then running over them on our kick ass motorcycles
<+reptilicus> HEY TOMMY BOY? YOU GOT OUR PROTECTION WACOMS THIS WEEK? I'D HATE TO THINK...WHAT WE MIGHT POST...IF YOU FAIL US AGAIN

ahaha

[emanhattan]

I love how it went from "friendly talk" to "fuck you these pancakes are tiny has no animation"

[rtil]

mindchamber fantasy world

[Kirbopher]

Ma, Pa...why didn't you tell me :'[

IT'S MY FAULT, DON'T GET A DIVORCE

[f0d]

ugh

[Hammi]

The only thing that makes me skeptical about MC is when he sometimes generalizes tba members

other than that, im still cool with him because after all he only wants the tablets to really mean something to truly ambitious and needing people. And hes seems a bit worried lmao.

[MRat]

I like Chamber just fine, but he often seems to make no sense.

[LordZeebmork]

haha wow. wps got a tablet and he's bitching about you being negative or whatever? ahahahaahaaha

but yeah, that is why I'll probably never bother to make anything good. I don't like flash so the only reason to make something good would be for awards and shit and I know the ng staff hate me too much to let me win awards. if I did they'd probably just delete the movie, wipe my alts, and bitch about mass voting.

[psi43]

I never said I would stop animating and start coding lmao.

and I don't get the PSI talk part but whatever.

mindchamber is really weird, whenever I PM him he's really nice and stuff but he's telling people I'm a worthless pile of shit behind my back. Who's the one being two faced here.

[MRat]

I never said I would stop animating and start coding lmao.

I swear to God you said that like half a year ago in the art upload forum somewhere.

[psi43]

maybe jokingly? I dunno.

[ansel]

mindchamber has only ever been nice to me