2 girls 1 cup essay. Demanded by Psi

Started by unclephil, December 6, 2008 02:17 AM

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unclephil

i made tba explode so he made me write an essay fljdfkdhg.

I had seen a lot of things on YouTube that hot summer day. Me and my friends were at my house playing some Sims or some shit. It was something retarded. Anyway, I've been seeing several "2 girls 1 cup reaction" videos. From the reactions, it sounded pretty bad. I asked my friends what we should do. Alex, a stereotypical Russian kid, quickly replied, "Yeah do it it's probably hot lol." So I googled "2 girls 1 cup" on google. Millions of results quickly popped up on my USB internet, which quickly broke afterwards when my grandmother was being a fucking retard on the road. It fell on the floor and got fucked up the end. Anyway, there was a page on a forum, which a video embedded onto it. We took a deep breath. His brothers, Tim and George, were standing above me. While Alex started to unzip his pants and I punched him in the chest. It didn't do anything because I'm just a weak kid who likes chocolate milk with oreos. SERIOUSLY. WHAT THE FUCK. CHOCOLATE milk with oreos? Fucking hell. I mean, sure. But soon it'll create some kind of diabetes shit and then I'll die of diabetes shit. Tim, the youngest, was having second thoughts. "Uhhhh," mumbled Tim, "I don't think this is a good ide-" WHAM. George, the second youngest, also the horny bastard in the group, slapped Tim right in the ass. Like. Really hard. I bet there was a bruise afterwards but I'm not gay so I didn't check. I slowly lifted my hand over the laptop pad. I moved the cursor up slowly onto the play button in the middle of the embedded video. Slowly and very carefully, I clicked the left clicker. Immediately, we all sprang to the monitor, seeing two women kissing. We thought this wouldn't be that bad. When suddenly, the asshole with the shit coming out of appeared. It was yellow.

>insert details about the video here<

I threw up but the others enjoyed it. The end.

psi43


DrRumack

a magical expirience from start 2 finish

<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
Quote from: stealth trollwhat's up with you not sucking dicks like the faggot you are
<+fluffkomix> mrscriblam has added you as a friend
<+fluffkomix> ignore

<+mrscriblam> lmao

salutations

please dont tell me you actually vomited from watching 2girls1cup

Flash

better than the harry potter series and an excellent light read

SnawsBall

2girls1cup isn't 'bad' at all, I didn't even feel sick, I only laughed a few times. It's weak shit, there's much better. Look for SWAP.avi or even better, Chomp.

unclephil


shura

i STILL haven't seen it...i don't know if i want to. i know it's horrendous...but im so damn curious..

shura

holy motherfucking christ

i actually feel nauseous from seeing that vid. please delete it D:
im seriously about to be sick

jjjjjjjjjj


Daveb0t


psi43

Quote from: DavebutYou guys are no fun

this ain't the kitty krew or where you're from we don't dedicate our lives to finding videos like that and posting them everywhere

not saying I haven't seen it before but yeah, just stop with that

LordZeebmork

let's all set our phasers on "boring"

Daveb0t

All you ever do is stay at home and look at your ass and tits at the same time.
But um, I usually post on whim, so don't take it as some bullshit I picked up on another forum or me being supreme hardcore whatev.

psi43


spite

I've never seen it, but I'm sure I've seen worse...

Daveb0t

I've seen worse but no one wants to see it :(