hey guys guess what time it is

[Dailyman]

meet Andy and Eric, two gaming college dropouts who live in a pretty big house despite not having any jobs

Andy is just so wacky and eccentric and Eric has to keep Andy in line, he's the STRAIGHT MAN



right now they're playing Gears of War, but they hear the doorbell ringing.

what should they do now?

[rtil]

they both realize in the midst of their brawl that it\\\'s their cheese-stuffed double pepperoni and cinnasticks they ordered from paulie\\\'s pizza shack only 30 minutes ago. they must have been having so much fun playing gears of war together that the time just flew away. andy gets off eric and opens the door. but before the pizza man gives them their order,  they realize that they had earlier spent all their money pre-ordering unannounced nintendo titles and mountain dew code red, and thier moms won\\\'t give them any more money!

andy and eric look at eachother frightened, thinking they might have to get a job to pay for the pizza they eat on their ultimate gaming day (which is every day)

[Dailyman]

eric pauses the game but andy goes MAD about pausing and strangles eric who is now in no position to keep andy in line. the doorbell continues to ring heightening the madness

I'M GOING TO STRANGLE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU


Being choked like this is even worse then the battle mechanics in Halo 3!


HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHA!

-Ring Ring Ring Ring-

the game is paused and Andy isn't going to choke Eric at least not until they answer that annoying door bell

what do they do now?

[bcube]

one of them answers the door bell, and lo and behold, its a hot delivery girl who, suprisingly, loves video games too!!!

both guys get a crush on her etc

[Dailyman]

one of them answers the door bell, and lo and behold, its a hot delivery girl who, suprisingly, loves video games too!!!

both guys get a crush on her etc

So the bill will come up to about 8$. Will that be cash or-

Hey is that gears of war? I love that game!

Wanna play? I won't charge for the pie if you can beat me in one-on-one!


uh-uh

s-sure why not-

Ah! S-sorry


You spilled your crush soda all over my arm!


feels good man

what do they do now?

[Fuzz]

The delivery girl shaves her beard and washes her arm. And rapes the two guys in GoW

[MRat]

shaves her beard

HAHAHAHAHA LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Dailyman]

The delivery girl shaves her beard and washes her arm. And rapes the two guys in GoW

hahaha

[Mundi Pace]

they wipe  the soda


then, after a session of rape, they all get AIDS.

soon after, they go down to the doctr where they find the hot delivery girl is pregant. Eric, not able to take the pressure, kills himself right their in the doctors office with the tools in the surgery room, taking 12 interns with him.

Andy, feeling angry at the girl for forcing his best friend to kill himself, strangles her in the prescence of the doctor.

the police come and he takes everyone in the hospital hostage. he finds that Eric is NOT dead, and Eric delivers his final with


'give yourself up, Andy, just do it for my children'

and so, Andy walks out of th hospital (surrounded by piolicemen) a new man, wanting nothing but to serve his time.
A police offers tackles him to the ground, breaking his spine in 32 places and paralysing him from the neck down.

the end.

[Hammi]

The delivery girl shaves her beard and washes her arm. And rapes the two guys in GoW

^Yeah he got a point there man. Is she one of those russians with hairy armpits and implants?

[Dailyman]

bla blah bla i shaved my beard



you guys happy now?

[billy]

they double team her

[Dailyman]

they double team her

You guys want to double-team me...In Super Smash Bros Brawl?

That's so unfair! But I bet you I could still beat you with two hands tied behind my back.


man, your tits are huge


Don't you think so? Sometimes it can get sooo annoying.


your lips are moving but all i can see is your boobies


heha, you're so funny! And clever to boot!


less talk, more tit


ha, you're such a cool guy! What's your phone number?


shut the hell up you stupid skank unless it's your boobs talking.


dude

andy

shut the fuck up

seriously

im so tired of your shit



-Beep Beep Beep-


hey, someone's calling me on my phone. gotta take this one guys.


yeah, Andy speaking.

huh? what? yeah, yeah, what're are you trying to say? spit it out already

oh. oh my god.

don't worry. it'll be fine. i'll be there as soon as i can. okay. call you later.

bye.

-Beep-


Uh-oh guys, we might have a problem!

[spoiler]my girlfriend just had a miscarriage![/spoiler]


oh god oh god what do they do now

[Mundi Pace]

they're all dead


















get over it

[billy]

go to the the hospital and andy says, "so... i heard you had a miscarriage!"

[mishkamash]

andy forgot to pay those swell chaps from band camp and now they gonna get the SHIT kicked outta him

[Fuzz]

The bitch is like, "Fuck this!" and she runs away. Then the two guys go back home to see it burning to the ground.

[Dailyman]

go to the the hospital and andy says, "so... i heard you had a miscarriage!"

oh andy haha what a rascal

[Dailyman]

reviving this thread because

go to the the hospital and andy says, "so... i heard you had a miscarriage!"

. seriously
anyways, the extremely ambiguous dramatic-building climatic cliff-hanging test came back, and one of you in this room has aids. i don't know which, it is ambiguous after all.

Uh oh! Looks like it's out of the frying pan, and into the ER room! Whose got aids this time? Andy, Eric, Blondie Carlisle, Jennifer Girlfriend, or Ike Turner? You decide!!! (or maybe not)

[Daveb0t]

Amazing

I have aids so I find this highly offensive.