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BluPhoenix?

More like BluPENIS

man-mauler the righteous

I've made this wonderful reputation for myself as one of the most infamous and hated members of this forum

I don't think so... lol i really dont think so....

What's with all these pubestaches?

Josephine McFluff n' stuff

Anyone else get that assignment in school to write the most detailed instructions on making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

I was tempted to do that for this sweet peanut butter and dorrito sandwich that my friend turned me on to but that'd probably be very girl wearing a skirt for a top.

slice of bread(2)+peanut butter+jelly+dorrito(5-7)=kickass sandwich

I knew a guy who had that.

He died in a car accident.

I feel kinda bad now.

Buddy, a salsa eating, doberman chasing, total badass of a wienerdog.

My friends niece was watching a show on it so I'm like, "well if this kid is already watching it I might as well view it to see just how bad this is."

The show was that one survival show called Survive This! Which was a bunch of kids who didn't seem to know a thing about the atrocities of the real world trying to survive in a forest in the midwest united states. They walked up to their first challenge, which was: *drumroll* an overturned bus. No, they didn't watch a bus overturn, they simply walked up to a bus that was on it's side and fashioned to look like it was in a mild crash. One of the snots said, "This is like the most intense thing that's ever happened to me." Nothing has actually happened TO this kid, they simply SAW a bus that was on it's side. The actual challenge involved them trying to forage for useful items from the bus in a set amount of time. The show dragged on with a bunch of pussy-hurt kids whining and I look away for a second and look back. You know that corkscrew on a pocketknife? That one that you'd only flip out if you needed to uncork a whine bottle? A girl had that stabbed into her lip. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT HAPPEN? WHAT WAS SHE DOING? So they have a paramedic come and pull it out because she's too much of a wuss to do it herself and she talks about how traumatic the experience was.

I asked the little girl who I was watching this with if she'd rather play Mario or something than watch this and she agreed quickly.

Don't feel bad, they probably do more useful things with their time other than looking up funny pictures of cats and trolling internet forums.

People who brag about killing themselves are some of the worst assholes. I bet you eat up the attention that you get when your friends get all worried.

Cut that shit out.

If I get a good idea for a concept I guess I'll throw my hat into the ring again.

Anything would have been an improvement from last year for Nintendo.

She's not drunk, she's 12, that's how 12-year-olds talk bro.

3 and blue

Blue is a chill color and 3 is just a nice number to me.

Philosophical troll

I like it

Enjoy the day you silly billy

Like personal pan pizzas, but hate the size?  With the Mamma Mia Personal Pan Pizza Maker, you can make a personal pan pizza big enough to feed an entire family!

ok serious question this time guys
i need help trying to shave my balls and well im sure for those who have tried KNOW how much it stings is there a way to avoid this?
someone told me that shaving my pubes make my dick looks smaller but others say it makes it bigger can someone PLEASe give me a clear answer?

What in the hell are you doing to your balls that makes them sting?

I've never had that issue with shaving down there.

I like the feeling afterwards with all the tiny bristles.