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Thanks guys, glad you enjoy the comic.

As for the clock movies, I understand their lack of appeal.  I had a lot of fun making them though, so I have no regrets

If somebody paid someone else to kill me, I would hope to god that the killer would at least be a bit classier about offing me than this guy.

Thanks a bunch for checking all the stuff!  I appreciate the comments.  The Clock Crew has hit on some hard times but nowadays it's sort of a group of friends now who are all busy with real life.  It's fun though and I enjoy it.

Have a good time at Comic-Con, as I mentioned in the chat, that sounds like it's going to be an enjoyable trip.

[Waterlogged]

Hello everybody, you might remember me, or not, doesn't matter.  How's it going?

If you don't remember me I'll just say I posted a shitty webcomic a couple years ago.  I was scrutinized pretty harshly, but I will admit I deserved pretty much all of it. I quit it a while ago so I can look back on it more objectively and with some experience.

Anyways I'm risking it again and doing a new webcomic.

http://waterloggedcomic.com/1

It's a collaborative project between me and a friend who have done quite a few collaborations before.  Waterlogged is about two pirates named Amos and Manny who work the worst jobs on a pirate ship, but have bigger plans.  Brandon and I both enjoy drawing as well as scripting the story so we do both.  Every page we switch off to draw it, which is convenient because we're both busy dudes.  It's different than most webcomics do but we're hoping you'll find it to be enjoyable.

Anyways yeah, scrutinize, I can handle it.  Lord knows I could use some constructive criticism.  However, I do ask that you read all the was up to the latest page before you post any comments.  We're 34 pages in, which is including 2 chapter covers, and I would like to think we've both improved considerably since we first started the comic (plus we're both pretty enthusiastic about chapter 2).

Otherwise, personally life, I am in college at the moment at University of the Arts.  I'm going to be a senior, and I turned 21 a couple weeks ago

So yeah, read away.  As for those other collaborative projects I mentioned, we have 2 flash movies we've done on Newgrounds, if you don't like the first one I ask that you watch the second because whereas we did the second one over the course of 3 months, we did the first one in an hour.  These are Clock movies (remember the Clock Crew?), which I am now an administrator of somehow.

Action N Topcatyo movie
Action N Topcatyo movie 2

One final note, I also make music in my free time now.  I've been commissioned by some friends and family for songs too, as well as have done some work for Flash cartoons.  I just like having fun making music so if you want to make a movie for your Flash I will do it without expecting any charge (unless it's a professional project or something  you're otherwise spending money on, because then... like, come on).

http://soundcloud.com/topcatyo

The music gets worse the further you go back into the archive, but if you wanna give some constructive criticism on that too, be my guest, lord knows I could use it.

how was italy

Italy was great.  It's truly a beautiful country, and the mountains and all the old buildings that people still use are all very cool.  Everyone I met there was really nice.  Well, except their roads are ridiculous.  Their roads are about the size of one lane in America, and that would pretty much be four lanes for them.  You've always got people weaving in and out of cars on their Vespas or whatever (which are really popular there) and everyone's always cutting someone else off.  It's only possible for them to even navigate on the roads like that because every car is quite tiny (compared to American cars).
I'd say the best part about Italy was all the amazing views they had.  I could see miles down this one valley from the battlements of a castle (that also acted as a restaurant).  On the only road down to Sorrento, there's this one place to stop where you can look over the tiny stone wall there to see an infinite distance away.  On the first three days in Italy, I stayed with some family members that lived there, and they took us on a bike ride.  Enormous, beautiful mountains surrounded us, and they were so close it was unbelievable.  At the end of the bike ride we stopped at this little spot by the road leading into some forest.  It was a beautiful place, but it seemed like a simple forest.  However, I had to take a pee, so I went up a little hill to get somewhere secluded and I found the most amazing sight.  The trees opened up and there was a field full of flowers up to your kneecaps along with grass, and the enormous mountains seemed so much closer, but they weren't they were just enormous and you could see a tiny area that was the town several miles across that was located right at the base of the mountain.   Seriously, that shit was breathtaking.

[image] Go be fat somewhere else. [/image]

Yeah, that totally makes sense.

the comic would have been funny if the last panel had said "fucking brilliant" or perhaps even nothing at all but that's just me i'm into all that meta-humor whatever you want to call it

Yeah, you're right, it would have been better with just "fucking brilliant" in the last panel.  Shit.

and wtf you go to italy and all you have to talk about is what they play on tv

It's certainly not all I have to talk about.  What was on TV just makes for a better comic.

You thought... well, you didn't give it any thought really, but here ya go

Haha, awesome.

Thank you, glad to hear it.

well

I bet I could kill a dog in two hits with a hammer fuck you Panembra

I just bought those and am playing them now.  Did you take advantage of the weekend deal?

Also laws like these blow goats and thankfully they haven't passed, yet.

Indeed.

Let's pretend I inserted an incredibly clever comment about how Germany censors media here.
Yup.

wow this topic stirred up more shit than i thought it would i am satisfied.

secondly, Germany censors by far less material than the US so what the hell are you talking about.

In all honesty I am apathetic about this whole thread, but there are some links.
Ansel's post is the best one in this thread, really.

uh
I don't know what they're on about but crackdown isn't censored here, you can get a +18 version of deadspace that isn't censored in every second video game store. The first article is extremely outdated. I do admit that they banned dead rising which was really gay but with gears of war, they only banned it on xbox which I really, REALLY don't get. You can buy the +18 PC version of GoW1 and 2 everywhere. Then about Wolfenstein 3D, it's not banned. I don't think any of the games that have previously been banned for nazi reference are banned anymore. I mean there is a comedy show on TV that shows Hitler and his posse, with swastikas all over the place, working in an office and shit. Comedians do the heil hitler thing and stuff it's really really not a big deal anymore.

Pretty much all the links you posted, besides the one about GoW2 for the xbox and dead rising only apply for Bavaria.
Which once again shows you shouldn't believe everything you read on the fucking "internet".

Again, the whole apathy thing.  I just took the first page of results I got after Googling "German videogame censorship" and linked them.

Let's pretend I inserted an incredibly clever comment about how Germany censors media here.
Yup.

wow this topic stirred up more shit than i thought it would i am satisfied.

secondly, Germany censors by far less material than the US so what the hell are you talking about.

In all honesty I am apathetic about this whole thread, but there are some links.
Ansel's post is the best one in this thread, really.

Let's pretend I inserted an incredibly clever comment about how Germany censors media here.
Yup.

no use explaining it it's not getting any funnier

I figured.

so if you ignore the fact that O can give to more blood types than any other and that either way no blood would do harm to you if you drink it no matter the type and the fact that the comic has no basis in science,
what is the joke
like its the joke equivalent of a man drinking fruit punch and exploding for some reason because of it
make better jokes

How\\\'s this for an attempt at explanation: The antigens in a person\\\'s blood helps counteract some shit that fucks up vampires, and because of the lack of antigens, the vampire exploded because the shit fucked him up?

Also it\\\'s more the equivalent of a man drinking anti-aging potion and finding out it contains dairy and the man suddenly ages into dust in a second since he\\\'s lactose intolerant.

Whoops, typos.

Speaking of which, what happened to Anigen?

i hate that i had to read the mini comic just to get this.
you should have done something more obvious/funny like the vampire died because the human had aids or something, idk. people shouldn't have to read an explanation just to understand the humor. then it sucks

I considered AIDS, but then I figured that every website ever has done AIDS to death.  The joke was more just that the type O blood killed the vampire, the talk about antigens in the mini comic was just because I felt like being pedantic.  I know that not everyone knows about the whole antigens thing, hence why I didn't include it in the main comic.  Otherwise I would have.

tldr answer: The joke was just about a vampire exploding and not the anigens junk.

Favorite number is 4 because it just looks cool and all of it's multiples are awesome.
Favorite color is brown.  Not dark, dark brown, but coffee brown.  I like it because I like the smell of coffee and the color is just relaxing.
Second favorite color is yellow.  Morning sunlight yellow.

You do realize basically 1/3 of the world's population is type O?

Kind of useless for vampires if you ask me.

Vampires in general are pretty useless.  After all, it's pretty impossible for them to exist.