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it's part of a web series you haters will wanna die after you see the conclusion but I won't post it here I suppose because I am a boy scout and I know how to deal with getting fucked real good by someone you are supposed to trust--don't acknowledge it, get free merit badges and use it in a job application so that boss can fuck you real deep and good to. 

Why is this in the gallery?

Oh and what a surprise, a featureless, chinless young man with a fedora.

This is our dumb Youtube Channel, the intro though is some handy work and the extended intro to come is just cherry.  Also the fedora is part of the "joke" (at least that's the story I'm sticking with and it's not that I am a huge austic faggot who dreughs off humanity and pops pills instead of using holistic medicine to cure my brain problems--gee im such a piece of shit)

dont get it

there's nothing to get

can anyone say rip-off?

ᴬᴺᵀᴵ ᵀᴴᴲᴵᶟᵀ-The Question

Anyway, hope you enjoy.  I am working on some top-shelf graphics to go with the top-shelf whiskey and bourbon all of our benefactors at Disney drink, so stay tuned for good stuff.   

-Youngest Grandad a.k.a. Peter Rasterburger

Kickstarter

million dollar extreme's best friends are inferior

point about photography, purists, flag joke, sending me money

yeah I was just busting balls, director of photography also called DP also called the double penetration because he is always the second man in on a porn shoot when they run out of models.  I was being petty because I see no self-evident or necessary and sufficient reason why the dubstep should have matched up with the shots inasmuch that they must be some sort of music video that provides no room for audio in the tempo.  I kind of felt like audio visual counterpoint which I kind of began to develop was alright for the affect/effect I wanted.  Half the people I talked to said such a thing was fine, half the people said the dubstep was annoying.  Not to be a nominalist but an analysis says that half the crowd was actively concerned with the true substance of the movie which lies in the story/editing/musical manifold and the other was concerned  with the superficial Hollywood tradition.  Not that I have any claim to this video being anything of artistic value but just to say that "pacing" by a one-to-one tempo relation is not some rule that must be followed and is generally not looked for unless if someone is preconditioned for doing so.  blah blah blah my grandma knitted me a new merkin and im a son of a bitch

Also thanks for watching, I value ever view and opinion.    Smoke it up dawg

as far as the trailer editing (pacing etc) goes it's pretty neat, could be a bit shorter
the photography in general isn't so hot and you could have done a bit of color correction to make up for that awful white balance you guys were using
also the dubstep didn't fit at all what the fuck

there was no photograhpy, there was cinenamtography but fuck me right?  I just put procam on and desaturated the shit out of it, the white balance was right before because I did everything on tungsten.  But yeh I had like 5 minutes to fine music so the dubstep was not the best choice but what is a nigga gonna do.

that was pretty good. i laughed.

Thanks man, we aimed to tickle your insides pink.  MillionDollarExtreme steals our material so if you want more of the same watch them...

snobs

[Please Enjoy:]

A project for my editing sound and lighting class for trailer editing.  Probably, could have done a better job with more time.  All these scenes were filmed in like 8 hours with a skeleton crew after we met the dred pirate roberts black pearl ship and used ancient Aztec gold to turn regular college kids into lifeless, rotting, stinking, reanimated corpses who could not love, or enjoy a minute of their life; any of the sensual pleasures they once had, now felt like hot sand frictiously pushing its way down their throat--everything felt that way: eating, sex, singing, sleeping, swallowing sand--they would pray for it to stop only to be rewarded with a new death every second, no breath could sufficiently quell the gasping shallow breaths that asked for air--the feeling of drowning not only in the sensual sense, but in the cognitive way that a tragic figure has made a great fundamental mistake of "Why have I done this?  I no longer have the time to go back do I?" that is the definition of a skeleton crew. Anyone else who tells you differently has no experience in the film business.


Please Enjoy:
The Cleaner: Trailer ⌇ Coming 1/1/14 (same date bitcoin crashes) ⌇ ⚢+⚣=☞☜ 

Slow-Motion Booty gets awkward for some reason

["Content Warning!"]

The nanny state is making me say "Content Warning!"

"Officer Maggot"
Okay so there's no talk show that will spoil everything while making you think you're special because you can reveal to your friends ambiguous details about a damn money cow.  But this has been long awaited by me and some MDE fans based on a great routine by Sam "twink" Hyde:


Officer Cop F. stand-up

Please enjoy! 

Death Grips - I've Seen Footage

not the biggest fan but my roomie constantly sings this shit and waves around a penis album cover

you are my new favorite tba member

I'm going to throw you down on the gernie in the morgue and you and me are goin to make some

now with extra formaldehyde

What the fuck.

we had a fun time drinking all sorts of strange things and isn't that enough culture for the world? 

sort of funny at times

you must be named price because im going to hack off your arms and legs and put your body in my pillow case because im the

I was going for an anti-humour sort of thing, guess i was successful.     

RARE: Documentary About Grandadamo Bay's ® Very Own Camp X-Ray.



Don't criticize me too hard, Im just a plebian with windows movie maker who was too lazy to walk a half mile to the TV film building and use final cut xxxxx. 

Boston Bombing HOAX:Send This To Your Brainwashed Friends conspiratainment is great cringe material especially when accompanied by a sick beat $$$

Merry Christmas Mr.Lawrence -Original Version-

HHoly shit good song, and a good movie with David Bowie.

Gotta post the vocal version of the song now:

Sylvian e Sakamoto - Forbidden Colours

The song which gives the key to perfection.wmv

FOR THE LOVE OF LIFE.