So I look at this forum, right, and I think
DAMNThese guys are smart or some shit.
Or maybe they're just pretending to be?
In any case, this poses a new challenge. I have to be smart too.
So after a thorough analysis of your messages I have come to the conclusion that it would be best to say the following:
"fuhfuhglop boner respite sahfksjbf"
It might not make sense now, but oh boy wait until 5 years from now.
Your side will be so far out of orbit that, like, it's really far.
Anyway I'm Azai. I make art and music and stories and code and memes. I also think sometimes.
I'm sort of a wanderer when it comes to internet communities, but hey you guys seem kind of cool, so maybe I can bear to be around you for more than -69 seconds.
swag
welcome streamfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpKa3GbdFLc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpKa3GbdFLc)
69 is a sex joke haha, excellent haha, haha
I like your forward thinking friend.
Welcome to TheBoopAlleys
Seems like a straight shooter. So far he has good taste in youtube videos.
I don't like you.
welcome
faggot is not a very nice word
http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/1091/871v8J_tumblr_o207wfyc8v1qmwd5wo1.mp3 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/1091/871v8J_tumblr_o207wfyc8v1qmwd5wo1.mp3)
yay!! new member's are always welcome :D
Please mind your use of derogatory slurs in future. While not offensive to you, and while you may have not meant it offensively, please understand that it can be extremely offensive to others (especially when it is such a divisive word, even in the community where it originated - amongst homosexual men). Thank you in advance(:
Quote from: crackers on February 7, 2016 07:38 PM
Please mind your use of derogatory slurs in future. While not offensive to you, and while you may have not meant it offensively, please understand that it can be extremely offensive to others (especially when it is such a divisive word, even in the community where it originated - amongst homosexual men). Thank you in advance(:
I have to concur with user "crackers" here. Thebackalleys promote diversity and tolerance. We accept everyone regardless of their gender, sexuality and so on, creating an open-minded Internet community. I believe our most ineffable achievement is the implementation of the trigger warning policy. Thanks to this all of our members can browse the forum freely without any misgivings about being triggered by somebody. I kindly ask you to put trigger warnings whenever you wish to use such contentious vocabulary. Plus, no religion allowed. If you believe in your pathetic "god" (who isn't even real) please leave the premises instantly.
Quote from: BluPhoenix on February 7, 2016 06:57 PM
http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/1091/871v8J_tumblr_o207wfyc8v1qmwd5wo1.mp3 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/1091/871v8J_tumblr_o207wfyc8v1qmwd5wo1.mp3)
Quote from: michaell on February 7, 2016 07:45 PM
Quote from: crackers on February 7, 2016 07:38 PM
Please mind your use of derogatory slurs in future. While not offensive to you, and while you may have not meant it offensively, please understand that it can be extremely offensive to others (especially when it is such a divisive word, even in the community where it originated - amongst homosexual men). Thank you in advance(:
I have to concur with user "crackers" here. Thebackalleys promote diversity and tolerance. We accept everyone regardless of their gender, sexuality and so on, creating an open-minded Internet community. I believe our most ineffable achievement is the implementation of the trigger warning policy. Thanks to this all of our members can browse the forum freely without any misgivings about being triggered by somebody. I kindly ask you to put trigger warnings whenever you wish to use such contentious vocabulary. Plus, no religion allowed. If you believe in your pathetic "god" (who isn't even real) please leave the premises instantly.
You FAGGOTS are truly meant for each other.
Here is your horrid wedding song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ltin0GzdSk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ltin0GzdSk)
fuck you
Quote from: crackers on February 7, 2016 07:38 PM
Please mind your use of derogatory slurs in future. While not offensive to you, and while you may have not meant it offensively, please understand that it can be extremely offensive to others (especially when it is such a divisive word, even in the community where it originated - amongst homosexual men). Thank you in advance(:
Thanks, cuck nigger, I'll try to keep it in mind.
Excuse me you neanderthalic fucking degenerate this is a christian/nationalist/weimar republic forum and we abide by Bismarck's rules here so be polite or you're going into the france hole
Quote from: Azai on February 7, 2016 09:43 PM
Quote from: crackers on February 7, 2016 07:38 PM
Please mind your use of derogatory slurs in future. While not offensive to you, and while you may have not meant it offensively, please understand that it can be extremely offensive to others (especially when it is such a divisive word, even in the community where it originated - amongst homosexual men). Thank you in advance(:
Thanks, cuck nigger, I'll try to keep it in mind.
haahaahah fucking keep it in mind?? the only thing youll have on your mind is my fat cock after i clawhammer your fucking teeth out and give myself a gumjob you filthy belgian
i want to murder this fucking guy now
Quote from: zwimmy on February 7, 2016 10:25 PM
Quote from: soup on February 7, 2016 09:19 PM
fuck you
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thebackalleys.com%2Fdump%2Ffiles%2F7916%2F4832Ie_nervous%2520azai.png&hash=5984f06be3b5be38b8018d9109e63916ab0ecfca)
Well, this has gone better than expected.
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Quote from: Azai on February 7, 2016 10:41 PM
Quote from: zwimmy on February 7, 2016 10:25 PM
Quote from: soup on February 7, 2016 09:19 PM
fuck you
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come ahead you fuckin fat canopy of shite im not done yet im still fuckin angry cmon get your fuckin ugg boots on and come fight me you fuCKIN SPAWNY EYED MUTANT I WAS A GOOD USER AND NOW IVE REVERTED FUCKIN LETS GO CHAMP LETS FUCKIN GO WHERES MY REPLY
Quote from: crackers on February 7, 2016 11:42 PM
come ahead you fuckin fat canopy of shite im not done yet im still fuckin angry cmon get your fuckin ugg boots on and come fight me you fuCKIN SPAWNY EYED MUTANT I WAS A GOOD USER AND NOW IVE REVERTED FUCKIN LETS GO CHAMP LETS FUCKIN GO WHERES MY REPLY
YOU WANNA FOOKIN GO MATE ILL FOOKIN GO
IVE FOUGHT BEARS WITH ONE ARM,
AND NOW YOU MIGHT THINK, "ISN'T THAT A LITTLE CRUEL, FIGHTING A BEAR THAT HAS ONLY ONE ARM?" AND YEAH YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT BUT FUCK DUDE LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT OF PRIDE
Anyway I'll fucking rek you bro. I'll reck you a new asshole, and then I'll reck you into another universe where hitler won, using the asshole as an interdimensional portal.
I'm so fucking ripped you'll be R.I.P.ed in a microsecond. When I do push-ups I push the world down yada yada yada is that enough of a reply?
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Forig14.deviantart.net%2F61f8%2Ff%2F2016%2F038%2F0%2Ff%2Fhomestar_hell_by_monochromey-d9qx304.png&hash=b6d3d837254e706a6b5ecb4e2e7f21be24bac9a7)
Quote from: soup on February 8, 2016 12:00 AM
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Heh. I've heard people mention that my avatar looks like Homestar Runner before. I suppose it's inevitable for such a simple shape to be used more than once.
id fucking strangle you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJTOx7JfuFA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJTOx7JfuFA) ???
This is a big thread.
Quote from: Bamyasi on February 8, 2016 12:18 AM
This is a big thread.
It's a big something, all right.
we cultivate only the finest members here at TBA
A big thread.
Full of big threats.
Quote from: michaell on February 8, 2016 12:09 AM
id fucking strangle you
Is this supposed to be a joke? Because I don't really see what's funny about it.
I find the Benign Violation Theory of humor works well to describe why I think it's not funny. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theories_of_humor#Benign_Violation_Theory (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theories_of_humor#Benign_Violation_Theory)
It states things are humorous if "1) something threatens one's sense of how the world 'ought to be', 2) the threatening situation seems benign, and 3) a person sees both interpretations at the same time.".
Since comments like "Just drink the fucking bleach already." are so ubiquitous on the Internet, or at least the part that I roam, I find that lemma 1 is not met, as the statement confines to a norm. Alternatively, I could say that the statement is so benign, that there is little humor left.
This guy's got the moxie.
Quote from: Azai on February 8, 2016 12:24 AM
Quote from: michaell on February 8, 2016 12:09 AM
id fucking strangle you
Is this supposed to be a joke? Because I don't really see what's funny about it.
I find the Benign Violation Theory of humor works well to describe why I think it's not funny. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theories_of_humor#Benign_Violation_Theory (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theories_of_humor#Benign_Violation_Theory)
It states things are humorous if "1) something threatens one's sense of how the world 'ought to be', 2) the threatening situation seems benign, and 3) a person sees both interpretations at the same time.".
Since comments like "Just drink the fucking bleach already." are so ubiquitous on the Internet, or at least the part that I roam, I find that lemma 1 is not met, as the statement confines to a norm. Alternatively, I could say that the statement is so benign, that there is little humor left.
what
Quote from: michaell on February 8, 2016 01:12 AM
[spoiler]Quote from: Azai on February 8, 2016 12:24 AM
Quote from: michaell on February 8, 2016 12:09 AM
id fucking strangle you
Is this supposed to be a joke? Because I don't really see what's funny about it.
I find the Benign Violation Theory of humor works well to describe why I think it's not funny. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theories_of_humor#Benign_Violation_Theory (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theories_of_humor#Benign_Violation_Theory)
It states things are humorous if "1) something threatens one's sense of how the world 'ought to be', 2) the threatening situation seems benign, and 3) a person sees both interpretations at the same time.".
Since comments like "Just drink the fucking bleach already." are so ubiquitous on the Internet, or at least the part that I roam, I find that lemma 1 is not met, as the statement confines to a norm. Alternatively, I could say that the statement is so benign, that there is little humor left.
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what
I'm not sure how I could have been more clear.
you are literal living meme
zwimmy I like your new avatar it suits you.
Quote from: Bamyasi on February 8, 2016 07:18 AM
zwimmy I like your new avatar it suits you.
thanks
:^)
Hi there, stranger. Thanks, I do have it on good authority that I am both a faggot and also smart or some shit.
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Quote from: soup on February 7, 2016 09:19 PM
fuck you
Quote from: zwimmy on February 7, 2016 10:25 PM
Quote from: soup on February 7, 2016 09:19 PM
fuck you
We'll take him now; fuck him later.
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Welcome to the funhouse.