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soup


"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

zwimmy



ProtoChaud

Well, this has gone better than expected.

rtil


crackers

Quote from: Azai on February  7, 2016 10:41 PM
Quote from: zwimmy on February  7, 2016 10:25 PM
Quote from: soup on February  7, 2016 09:19 PM
fuck you


come ahead you fuckin fat canopy of shite im not done yet im still fuckin angry cmon get your fuckin ugg boots on and come fight me you fuCKIN SPAWNY EYED MUTANT I WAS A GOOD USER AND NOW IVE REVERTED FUCKIN LETS GO CHAMP LETS FUCKIN GO WHERES MY REPLY

Azai

Quote from: crackers on February  7, 2016 11:42 PM
come ahead you fuckin fat canopy of shite im not done yet im still fuckin angry cmon get your fuckin ugg boots on and come fight me you fuCKIN SPAWNY EYED MUTANT I WAS A GOOD USER AND NOW IVE REVERTED FUCKIN LETS GO CHAMP LETS FUCKIN GO WHERES MY REPLY
YOU WANNA FOOKIN GO MATE ILL FOOKIN GO
IVE FOUGHT BEARS WITH ONE ARM,
AND NOW YOU MIGHT THINK, "ISN'T THAT A LITTLE CRUEL, FIGHTING A BEAR THAT HAS ONLY ONE ARM?" AND YEAH YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT BUT FUCK DUDE LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT OF PRIDE

Anyway I'll fucking rek you bro. I'll reck you a new asshole, and then I'll reck you into another universe where hitler won, using the asshole as an interdimensional portal.
I'm so fucking ripped you'll be R.I.P.ed in a microsecond. When I do push-ups I push the world down yada yada yada is that enough of a reply?

soup


"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

Azai

Quote from: soup on February  8, 2016 12:00 AM

Heh. I've heard people mention that my avatar looks like Homestar Runner before. I suppose it's inevitable for such a simple shape to be used more than once.

michaell

id fucking strangle you


Bamyasi

This is a big thread.

zwimmy

Quote from: Bamyasi on February  8, 2016 12:18 AM
This is a big thread.
It's a big something, all right.

Necronomitr0n

we cultivate only the finest members here at TBA
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

Bamyasi

A big thread.

Full of big threats.

Azai

Quote from: michaell on February  8, 2016 12:09 AM
id fucking strangle you
Is this supposed to be a joke? Because I don't really see what's funny about it.
I find the Benign Violation Theory of humor works well to describe why I think it's not funny. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theories_of_humor#Benign_Violation_Theory
It states things are humorous if "1) something threatens one's sense of how the world 'ought to be', 2) the threatening situation seems benign, and 3) a person sees both interpretations at the same time.".
Since comments like "Just drink the fucking bleach already." are so ubiquitous on the Internet, or at least the part that I roam, I find that lemma 1 is not met, as the statement confines to a norm. Alternatively, I could say that the statement is so benign, that there is little humor left.

Bamyasi

This guy's got the moxie.

michaell

Quote from: Azai on February  8, 2016 12:24 AM
Quote from: michaell on February  8, 2016 12:09 AM
id fucking strangle you
Is this supposed to be a joke? Because I don't really see what's funny about it.
I find the Benign Violation Theory of humor works well to describe why I think it's not funny. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theories_of_humor#Benign_Violation_Theory
It states things are humorous if "1) something threatens one's sense of how the world 'ought to be', 2) the threatening situation seems benign, and 3) a person sees both interpretations at the same time.".
Since comments like "Just drink the fucking bleach already." are so ubiquitous on the Internet, or at least the part that I roam, I find that lemma 1 is not met, as the statement confines to a norm. Alternatively, I could say that the statement is so benign, that there is little humor left.

what

Azai

Quote from: michaell on February  8, 2016 01:12 AM
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Quote from: Azai on February  8, 2016 12:24 AM
Quote from: michaell on February  8, 2016 12:09 AM
id fucking strangle you
Is this supposed to be a joke? Because I don't really see what's funny about it.
I find the Benign Violation Theory of humor works well to describe why I think it's not funny. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theories_of_humor#Benign_Violation_Theory
It states things are humorous if "1) something threatens one's sense of how the world 'ought to be', 2) the threatening situation seems benign, and 3) a person sees both interpretations at the same time.".
Since comments like "Just drink the fucking bleach already." are so ubiquitous on the Internet, or at least the part that I roam, I find that lemma 1 is not met, as the statement confines to a norm. Alternatively, I could say that the statement is so benign, that there is little humor left.
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what

I'm not sure how I could have been more clear.

crackers

you are literal living meme

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