Post in this thread to receive pizza points.
is this a trap
Do me now.
it's a trap
Quote from: redmongoose on June 18, 2013 10:41 PM
it's a trap
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could you please send the pizza to these coordinates
56.001117,-4.737603
pp4pp
I actually gave pizza points to everyone in this thread.
It's hard to resist...
Nonzop must not want any pizza points.
[spoiler]Too bad he gets one anyway.[/spoiler]
might as well try :)
petezuh
:B
Shantae is a pizza-virgin. Be gentle everyone.
http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/2504/716L7a_allie-tan%20rap%202.mp3 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/2504/716L7a_allie-tan%20rap%202.mp3)
http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/281/3569Xv_pizzaslutreal.mp3 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/281/3569Xv_pizzaslutreal.mp3)
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am i late?
im hungry
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pizza (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFP9QNlWJjw#)
this is my favorite video thank you
http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/281/618k8R_pizzas.mp3 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/281/618k8R_pizzas.mp3)
Sorry for the delay, but it's Pizza Slut™ policy
"Cum in less than thirty minutes and your pizza is free"
I'm delivering it now, so hold onto your cocks
You can watch me fuck Allie while wearing both socks
Your little mascot Allie-tan is not the real pizza-slut
She can't even shove 65535+1 crusts up her own pizza-butt
She says "cheese" when I mozzarella on her stupid pizza-face
Then I shove her in the oven at your favorite pizza-place
Chorus:
You can't handle this much moe, bitch
You can't handle this much moe, bitch
Now cook before you get doughy, bitch
And enter the void like Gaspar Noé, bitch
My daddy Scott says I'm very cute (just like Miku)
You can tell that I'm surprised when my ears go "piku piku"
Delivering pizza-babies like it's 1945
I've sucked more delivery boys than days I've been alive
When you take off all my clothes with your steel pizza cutter
You make my little loli mind melt (just like butter)
I get red like a tomato when you spread me with your knife
And then I squeak "Onee-chan, this is the best day of my life"
Chorus:
You can't handle this much moe, bitch
You can't handle this much moe, bitch
I'm going to bang you like Joey, bitch
Make Nonzop mistake you for (oh?), a bitch
I bully SeannyJ because I think he is cute
I'd call him JuicyJ if his rapping wasn't moot
This here is Mona Pizza, you got me twisted and touched
Hear me moan "pizzza" when the heat is too much
I make lots of noise when you hand toss my chest
Mommy's one request was not to make a mess
When you squirt your stingy sauce in my big moe eyes
I wipe away the tears and scream "Onee-chan why?!"
Chorus:
You can't handle this much moe, bitch
You can't handle this much moe, bitch
Like Kanye I'm saying "No way," bitch
Akira is better than Spirited Away, bitch
You've just been spirited away, bitch
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5725815296/h81B32D04/)
gave a pizza point just for the ducky eating pizza
has science gone too far?
I actually lost a pizza point for that last post. At least I had fun writing it.
[spoiler]Just kidding I'm totally ashamed. I demand to be banned for 1 week(s) and my remaining pizza points to be distributed equally among the posters in this thread.[/spoiler]
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Quote from: slack on June 19, 2013 07:17 AM
gave a pizza point just for the ducky eating pizza
i just ate a whole pizza
get mad kid
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ok I'm out
came for the pizza
stayed for the pizza B)
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most relevant pic i had
http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/281/094w2X_allie%20tan%20rap%20feat%20dr%20dre.mp3 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/281/094w2X_allie%20tan%20rap%20feat%20dr%20dre.mp3)
all credit goes to dilly, allie tan and dr dre for this marvelous collaboration
Quote from: RichChap on June 20, 2013 09:20 PM
http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/281/094w2X_allie%20tan%20rap%20feat%20dr%20dre.mp3 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/281/094w2X_allie%20tan%20rap%20feat%20dr%20dre.mp3)
all credit goes to dilly, allie tan and dr dre for this marvelous collaboration
allie #1 mc 2013
Spider-Man 2: The Game Pizza Theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y#)
Who doesn't love pizza?
Quote from: ZennyPLUS on June 24, 2013 01:45 AM
Who doesn't love pizza?
A certain member on this forum who shall remain unnamed.
Quote from: SeannyJ on June 24, 2013 03:35 AM
Quote from: ZennyPLUS on June 24, 2013 01:45 AM
Who doesn't love pizza?
A certain member on this forum who shall remain unnamed.
it's rtil
he's been lying about pizza all along
i only eat pizza ironically
i eat pizza probably 3 or 4 days a week
i only eat pizza
magically i weigh almost nothing
i have a pizza gut
pizza butt
I wish I had a pizza butt :<
work that pizza butt
allie has a pizza butt
but you have to ask before you can knead her doughyness
No joke Im cravin some BBQ pizza up in here in my mouth
Quote from: rtil on June 27, 2013 11:27 PM
allie has a pizza butt
but you have to ask before you can knead her doughyness
allie can i kneed ur doeyness?
http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/2504/0754Io_crustsaders.mp3 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/2504/0754Io_crustsaders.mp3)
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pizzacrime
the none pizza with left beef is the pizza you get when you've been bad
Quote from: Flee on June 23, 2013 12:04 AM
HEY! He just stole that guy's pizza! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YPorxCayWw#ws)
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It's been a bit I bet you thought "That slut's probably dead/told,"
Well I am but I can still serve everyone in this thread cold
Meat-loving zombies ate me while I screamed like a ghost
But I can still edit self-esteem like Allie edits my posts
I'm so sorry that last time we fucked I wasn't polite
I didn't even clean off the cheese before taking a bite
Now I'm all greased up and prepared to be sodomized
Allie's pizza-dick is so long I might get lobotomized
Chorus:
Mmm oh yes, can you handle these pizza-rolls?
I hope you brought enough crust to stuff all of my pizza-holes
When you do it like that you rattle my pizza-bones
You give me ASMR with your cute little pizza-moans
Some people in this thread said I look like a trap
That really hurts my feelings guys, please stahp
If I only had a mic, I could rap with my real voice
I'm not Australian, but wouldn't that be real noice?
Deep-dishing out pizza-points like an erecting dispenser
I'm surprised this much cheesecake got past the censors
But let's not stop fucking when the cops come with their guns
I was about to make a killer NSA joke but I'm all out of puns
Chorus:
Umm oh yes, I'll let you handle my pizza-rolls
First get your greasy greedy fingers out of at least 9 of my pizza-holes
Come over to my house tonight, we can eat lots of pizza-poppers
I'll let you draw on my box like your favorite pizza-place, Toppers
I'm the one who's not turned on by the power of pizza
But I can sure lean on your dick like the Tower of Pisa
Pretty please forgive me if that last line was too cheesy
You're probably used to it by now if you listen to Yeezy
I only bully Allie-senpai because I have a huge crush on her butt
Maybe she will finally notice me if I act like a huge tsundere-slut
I wouldn't make her ask permission before kneading my doughyness
Her pizza-gut could use the exercise if she plans to make it in show business
Chorus:
Mmm oh yes, just hold onto my pizza-rolls
I'll take you for a ride through all of my pizza-holes
I've got the whole town painted red with your pizza-guts
Which I just ordered fresh and spilling out of your pizza-cuts