Hi nice to meet you. I'm Bamyasi, the meanest kid on the playground. I'm going to push you down down and pull your hair until you cry because [spoiler]I secretly have a crush on you and don't know how to express my feelings yet.[/spoiler] Then I'm going to eat your tears while all the other kids laugh at you, even the teacher. Don't blame me if you get sent home and to your room without ice cream for being such a stupid baby.
I have black hair, blue eyes and freckles, so I look really tough. I don't wear girly dresses like you anymore, my mom bought me jeans and a denim jacket to wear over the Cardcaptors t-shirt I took from your gym bag (what a stupid girly show, I bet you love it.)
I've been in time-out for the past 2 years but now I'm back, so prepare to be bullied into submission, cuddlefucker.
P.S. I'm really sorry for accidentally breaking all your dolls last time I came over, but you're really too old to be playing with those things. You're 10 now (I'm 10 and a half, by the way).
welcome back
that cardcaptor sakura shirt was my favorite how dare you :'(
Hi iinnkk, thanks for the shirt. I know it was your favorite but it honestly looks better on me (sorry, just being honest).
I'm also sorry about breaking the site. I thought Allie's arms and legs were supposed to come off. Silly me. I guess it's fixed now.
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thebackalleys.com%2Fdump%2Ffiles%2F2716%2F977o0C_we%2520got%2520a%2520badass%2520over%2520here.png&hash=76511b007dcd9fd088c33388c0be1d2c3caf950b)
I was only trying to entertain you, Neil Degrasse Tyson.
this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship
More like elationship. I'm already elated. This calls for an obnoxious autoplay.
welcome to theb ack alleys here is your complimentary fuck youo. gubbleshnucker
Holy fuck, I missed you! What happened?
re-ban plz
this song brings on a tsunami of nostalgia and it feels good
why do people even say www
world wide web is faster
Quote from: stusader on May 31, 2013 08:50 PM
why do people even say www
world wide web is faster
it was the late 90's when the web was a new frontier
lmao prozzak
Yep. So how has everyone been? It's been so long since I've talked to any of you.
Quote from: Kött on May 31, 2013 01:46 PM
Holy fuck, I missed you! What happened?
I was banned, but don't worry, I was always watching over everyone here. Especially you, Kött.
your pizza point to post ratio is 1:1
clearly you must have some mad street cred
i must discover the origins of this ban
Quote from: SeannyJ on June 1, 2013 06:33 PM
your pizza point to post ratio is 1:1
clearly you must have some mad street cred
You're so naïve. I got 5 of these from the pizzaslut lotto. But it's okay, I don't really even like pizza.
Quote from: rtil on June 1, 2013 08:35 PM
i must discover the origins of this ban
I was being a huge gaylord so I banned myself. It had nothing to do with those 4 members I ate, raped and killed.
that's deep
As you can see nothing has changed.
Quote from: SeannyJ on May 31, 2013 08:00 PM
this song brings on a tsunami of nostalgia and it feels good
How about this? Is this good for you?
Quote from: SeannyJ on May 31, 2013 08:00 PM
this song brings on a tsunami of nostalgia and it feels good
What song is this?
You have to be Canadian to know the secret.
Glad you're back
I'm glad you're slack.
Quote from: Bamyasi on June 1, 2013 10:47 PM
You're so naïve. I got 5 of these from the pizzaslut lotto. But it's okay, I don't really even like pizza.
Quote from: Bamyasi on June 1, 2013 10:47 PM
I don't really even like pizza.
get fuckedget fuckedget fuckedget fucked
SluttyJ made me do it.
Do you like like me?
MAYBE
Good enough for me. We should ERP sometime.
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mite b cool
I like the innocent type. (http://www.acronymfinder.com/Erotic-Role-Play-%28ERP%29.html#)
cool xD
Way past cool.
Quote from: Bamyasi on June 3, 2013 01:54 AM
I like the innocent type. (http://www.acronymfinder.com/Erotic-Role-Play-%28ERP%29.html#)
Oh that's boring. What I need is some real action.
What's your address?
Bam~ ^0^
Quote from: Bamyasi on June 4, 2013 06:50 AM
What's your address?
I just wander around with my laptop, drawing crude caricatures on the street for change, stopping at internet cafes to recharge.
What's that supposed to mean? Are you breaking up with me?
Sorry darlin', but you just can't handle me anymore.
Quote from: SeannyJ on June 6, 2013 10:28 AM
Sorry darlin', but you just can't handle me anymore.
Robyn - Handle Me (Soul Seekerz Remix) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNDMzREl_uo#)
I love that song.
i had never heard that remix before
Guys I don't know how to make friends on this forum.
C-could someone help me form a Neighbor's Club?
Quote from: Bamyasi on June 8, 2013 08:11 AM
Guys I don't know how to make friends on this forum.
C-could someone help me form a Neighbor's Club?
You can join my club! :)
[spoiler](https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thebackalleys.com%2Fdump%2Ffiles%2F2716%2F706g5O_club.jpg&hash=a75e56bac4a271a0bae31c4f7a374eeaeadbcd13)[/spoiler]
Ew no.
or you could always join me and a few others in the lurker club
or you could join the dota team aka cthulu's anime club
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thebackalleys.com%2Fdump%2Ffiles%2F1091%2F728u2Z_Kraken-cthulhu.jpg&hash=4032168080ee1cb81bfa1489162747b103ebc37c)
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So many clubs around me... I want to suck them all.
Or I could just start a thread.