Finally unbanned

Bamyasi · May 31, 2013 03:55 AM

Hi nice to meet you. I'm Bamyasi, the meanest kid on the playground. I'm going to push you down down and pull your hair until you cry because [spoiler]I secretly have a crush on you and don't know how to express my feelings yet.[/spoiler] Then I'm going to eat your tears while all the other kids laugh at you, even the teacher. Don't blame me if you get sent home and to your room without ice cream for being such a stupid baby.

I have black hair, blue eyes and freckles, so I look really tough. I don't wear girly dresses like you anymore, my mom bought me jeans and a denim jacket to wear over the Cardcaptors t-shirt I took from your gym bag (what a stupid girly show, I bet you love it.)

I've been in time-out for the past 2 years but now I'm back, so prepare to be bullied into submission, cuddlefucker.

P.S. I'm really sorry for accidentally breaking all your dolls last time I came over, but you're really too old to be playing with those things. You're 10 now (I'm 10 and a half, by the way).

iinnkk · May 31, 2013 04:11 AM

welcome back
that cardcaptor sakura shirt was my favorite how dare you :'(

Bamyasi · May 31, 2013 05:09 AM

Hi iinnkk, thanks for the shirt. I know it was your favorite but it honestly looks better on me (sorry, just being honest).

I'm also sorry about breaking the site. I thought Allie's arms and legs were supposed to come off. Silly me. I guess it's fixed now.

zwimmy · May 31, 2013 05:24 AM

Bamyasi · May 31, 2013 05:27 AM

I was only trying to entertain you, Neil Degrasse Tyson.

rtil · May 31, 2013 07:21 AM

this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship

Bamyasi · May 31, 2013 09:26 AM

More like elationship. I'm already elated. This calls for an obnoxious autoplay.

Lambdanaut · May 31, 2013 01:40 PM

welcome to theb ack alleys here is your complimentary fuck youo. gubbleshnucker

Kött · May 31, 2013 01:46 PM

Holy fuck, I missed you! What happened?

lasse · May 31, 2013 05:00 PM

re-ban plz

zwimmy · May 31, 2013 08:00 PM

this song brings on a tsunami of nostalgia and it feels good

naturally · May 31, 2013 08:50 PM

why do people even say www

world wide web is faster

zwimmy · May 31, 2013 09:06 PM

Quote from: stusader on May 31, 2013 08:50 PM
why do people even say www

world wide web is faster

it was the late 90's when the web was a new frontier

Necronomitr0n · May 31, 2013 09:16 PM

Quote from: lasse on May 31, 2013 05:00 PM
re-ban plz

Bamyasi · May 31, 2013 10:37 PM

Quote from: systech on May 31, 2013 09:16 PM
Quote from: lasse on May 31, 2013 05:00 PM
re-ban plz

rtil · June 1, 2013 11:16 AM

lmao prozzak

Bamyasi · June 1, 2013 12:44 PM

Yep. So how has everyone been? It's been so long since I've talked to any of you.

Quote from: Kött on May 31, 2013 01:46 PM
Holy fuck, I missed you! What happened?

I was banned, but don't worry, I was always watching over everyone here. Especially you, Kött.

zwimmy · June 1, 2013 06:33 PM

your pizza point to post ratio is 1:1

clearly you must have some mad street cred

rtil · June 1, 2013 08:35 PM

i must discover the origins of this ban

Bamyasi · June 1, 2013 10:47 PM

Quote from: SeannyJ on June 1, 2013 06:33 PM
your pizza point to post ratio is 1:1

clearly you must have some mad street cred

You're so naïve. I got 5 of these from the pizzaslut lotto. But it's okay, I don't really even like pizza.

Quote from: rtil on June 1, 2013 08:35 PM
i must discover the origins of this ban

I was being a huge gaylord so I banned myself. It had nothing to do with those 4 members I ate, raped and killed.