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Title: getting in bed with a beautiful woman
Post by: lasse on July 4, 2012 03:40 PM
plz help
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Post by: Flash on July 4, 2012 04:05 PM
tackle the drunk bitches
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Post by: valiums on July 5, 2012 05:53 AM
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
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Post by: G3no on July 5, 2012 06:04 AM
Perfect moment to increase my post count from 64 to 65
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Post by: Sef on July 5, 2012 06:18 AM
idk
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Post by: naturally on July 5, 2012 06:36 AM
Quote from: G3no on July  5, 2012 06:04 AM
Perfect moment to increase my post count from 876 to 877

sure why not
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Post by: Necronomitr0n on July 5, 2012 11:33 AM
give her the dick
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Post by: Sheepy on July 5, 2012 06:31 PM
Spit on her repeatedly until she falls in love with you.
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Post by: funzop on July 5, 2012 07:09 PM
there is no hope for you pwnt faggo
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Post by: DrRumack on July 8, 2012 01:32 AM
kill all men
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Post by: Timmy on July 8, 2012 01:42 AM
i wanna make ya hornyyyy

but i cant get it uuuuuppp
Title: Re: getting in bed with a beautiful woman
Post by: Philip K Dick on July 8, 2012 01:55 AM
you asked the right forum, for more info pls refer to this thread which consists of 96% of tba's knowlegde of wimmins http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?topic=11902.0 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?topic=11902.0)
Title: Re: getting in bed with a beautiful woman
Post by: valiums on July 8, 2012 06:25 AM
Are you still getting in or have you got.
Title: Re: getting in bed with a beautiful woman
Post by: ZennyPLUS on July 9, 2012 01:26 AM
Ask Jesus.
Title: Re: getting in bed with a beautiful woman
Post by: lasse on July 10, 2012 12:28 AM
Quote from: Lovey on July  8, 2012 06:25 AM
Are you still getting in or have you got.
still workin on it

Quote from: Hey guys, look! I'm finally a parkour master! on July  8, 2012 01:55 AM
you asked the right forum, for more info pls refer to this thread which consists of 96% of tba's knowlegde of wimmins http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?topic=11902.0 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?topic=11902.0)
thank you, have a pizza point
Title: Re: getting in bed with a beautiful woman
Post by: sev on July 10, 2012 12:52 AM
The answer is you can't

It is impossible to get in bed with a beautiful woman

no one has ever done it
Title: Re: getting in bed with a beautiful woman
Post by: lasse on July 10, 2012 08:28 AM
Quote from: ZennyPLUS on July  9, 2012 01:26 AM
Ask Jesus.
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Post by: rtil on July 10, 2012 08:34 AM
still a creep i see
Title: Re: getting in bed with a beautiful woman
Post by: lasse on July 10, 2012 10:42 AM
yep, BAD IDEA WHOEVER SUGGESTED I SHOULD ASK HIM >:(
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Post by: ZennyPLUS on July 10, 2012 06:34 PM
That wasn't the Jesus I had in mind, but ok.
Title: Re: getting in bed with a beautiful woman
Post by: shmeckelbutt on July 19, 2012 02:38 AM
Quote from: rtil on July 10, 2012 08:34 AM
still a creep i see

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Title: Re: getting in bed with a beautiful woman
Post by: sev on July 20, 2012 11:45 PM
i kind of lose respect for people every time i find out they still talk to that guy haha
Title: Re: getting in bed with a beautiful woman
Post by: lasse on July 21, 2012 01:08 AM
im blissfully ignorant of what that lil creep has done, i just know hes a mexican and he added me on facebook for some reason, i just thought i could make a funny by asking a jesus
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Post by: Sheepy on July 21, 2012 06:42 PM
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Title: Re: getting in bed with a beautiful woman
Post by: Kött on July 26, 2012 07:22 PM
Women are delicate beings. You have to treat her like a princess, fulfill her every wish and show her that she is the only one for you. Some candles, a bit of aromatic oil and some lovely music can be really helpful. When both of you feel this wonderful tension in the air, you have to take a deep look into her eyes and tell her that you will always love her. Then spend the night with her holding hands and sweet talking until she eventually gives you the right vibes...
Oh and remember to pay the her before you leave
Title: Re: getting in bed with a beautiful woman
Post by: lasse on July 26, 2012 07:45 PM
tl;dr
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Post by: Kooh on July 28, 2012 06:50 AM
Quote from: lasse on July 21, 2012 01:08 AM
im blissfully ignorant of what that lil creep has done, i just know hes a mexican and he added me on facebook for some reason, i just thought i could make a funny by asking a jesus

Que.
Title: Re: getting in bed with a beautiful woman
Post by: lasse on July 28, 2012 10:41 AM
dfgshd
Title: Re: getting in bed with a beautiful woman
Post by: Sheepy on July 28, 2012 01:13 PM
Buy her food.

S'all you need to do.
Title: Re: getting in bed with a beautiful woman
Post by: Kooh on July 29, 2012 08:12 AM
light up some food, buy her some candles
Title: Re: getting in bed with a beautiful woman
Post by: Sheepy on July 29, 2012 11:35 AM
It has to be good food too, anything that'll cause mouth orgasms and sad depression afterwards is probably the right choice. Chocolate cake for example, can't go wrong there.
Title: Re: getting in bed with a beautiful woman
Post by: lasse on July 29, 2012 03:28 PM
we ate some hotdogs then we watched that movie kim jong il produced and then she had to go home
Title: Re: getting in bed with a beautiful woman
Post by: lasse on July 29, 2012 03:29 PM
are you saying hot dogs arent enough?
Title: Re: getting in bed with a beautiful woman
Post by: Sheepy on July 29, 2012 06:12 PM
Depends, was it real food or one of those plastic chew toys?

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Title: Re: getting in bed with a beautiful woman
Post by: lasse on July 31, 2012 11:09 PM
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Post by: etch on August 4, 2012 11:44 PM
is she asian
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Post by: creamcorn on August 4, 2012 11:50 PM
i was really hoping to find an actual answer here
Title: Re: getting in bed with a beautiful woman
Post by: lasse on August 6, 2012 10:23 PM
Quote from: etch on August  4, 2012 11:44 PM
is she asian

this thread is just about the general concept of getting in bet with a beautiful woman, asian or not
Title: Re: getting in bed with a beautiful woman
Post by: Sheepy on August 11, 2012 11:49 AM
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Title: Re: getting in bed with a beautiful woman
Post by: lasse on August 11, 2012 11:07 PM
he's probably gotten in bed with all kinds of beautiful women
Title: Re: getting in bed with a beautiful woman
Post by: Sheepy on August 11, 2012 11:29 PM
Aaaaaaaaaaw yeeeeaaaaah~