plz help
tackle the drunk bitches
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
Perfect moment to increase my post count from 64 to 65
idk
Quote from: G3no on July 5, 2012 06:04 AM
Perfect moment to increase my post count from 876 to 877
sure why not
give her the dick
Spit on her repeatedly until she falls in love with you.
there is no hope for you pwnt faggo
kill all men
i wanna make ya hornyyyy
but i cant get it uuuuuppp
you asked the right forum, for more info pls refer to this thread which consists of 96% of tba's knowlegde of wimmins http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?topic=11902.0 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?topic=11902.0)
Are you still getting in or have you got.
Ask Jesus.
Quote from: Lovey on July 8, 2012 06:25 AM
Are you still getting in or have you got.
still workin on it
Quote from: Hey guys, look! I'm finally a parkour master! on July 8, 2012 01:55 AM
you asked the right forum, for more info pls refer to this thread which consists of 96% of tba's knowlegde of wimmins http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?topic=11902.0 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?topic=11902.0)
thank you, have a pizza point
The answer is you can't
It is impossible to get in bed with a beautiful woman
no one has ever done it
Quote from: ZennyPLUS on July 9, 2012 01:26 AM
Ask Jesus.
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still a creep i see
yep, BAD IDEA WHOEVER SUGGESTED I SHOULD ASK HIM >:(
That wasn't the Jesus I had in mind, but ok.
Quote from: rtil on July 10, 2012 08:34 AM
still a creep i see
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i kind of lose respect for people every time i find out they still talk to that guy haha
im blissfully ignorant of what that lil creep has done, i just know hes a mexican and he added me on facebook for some reason, i just thought i could make a funny by asking a jesus
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Women are delicate beings. You have to treat her like a princess, fulfill her every wish and show her that she is the only one for you. Some candles, a bit of aromatic oil and some lovely music can be really helpful. When both of you feel this wonderful tension in the air, you have to take a deep look into her eyes and tell her that you will always love her. Then spend the night with her holding hands and sweet talking until she eventually gives you the right vibes...
Oh and remember to pay the her before you leave
tl;dr
Quote from: lasse on July 21, 2012 01:08 AM
im blissfully ignorant of what that lil creep has done, i just know hes a mexican and he added me on facebook for some reason, i just thought i could make a funny by asking a jesus
Que.
dfgshd
Buy her food.
S'all you need to do.
light up some food, buy her some candles
It has to be good food too, anything that'll cause mouth orgasms and sad depression afterwards is probably the right choice. Chocolate cake for example, can't go wrong there.
we ate some hotdogs then we watched that movie kim jong il produced and then she had to go home
are you saying hot dogs arent enough?
Depends, was it real food or one of those plastic chew toys?
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is she asian
i was really hoping to find an actual answer here
Quote from: etch on August 4, 2012 11:44 PM
is she asian
this thread is just about the general concept of getting in bet with a beautiful woman, asian or not
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he's probably gotten in bed with all kinds of beautiful women
Aaaaaaaaaaw yeeeeaaaaah~