getting in bed with a beautiful woman

Started by lasse, July 4, 2012 03:40 PM

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lasse


Flash


valiums


G3no

Perfect moment to increase my post count from 64 to 65

Sef


naturally

Quote from: G3no on July  5, 2012 06:04 AM
Perfect moment to increase my post count from 876 to 877

sure why not

Necronomitr0n

<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

Sheepy

Spit on her repeatedly until she falls in love with you.

funzop

there is no hope for you pwnt faggo

DrRumack


<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
Quote from: stealth trollwhat's up with you not sucking dicks like the faggot you are
<+fluffkomix> mrscriblam has added you as a friend
<+fluffkomix> ignore

<+mrscriblam> lmao

Timmy

i wanna make ya hornyyyy

but i cant get it uuuuuppp

Philip K Dick

you asked the right forum, for more info pls refer to this thread which consists of 96% of tba's knowlegde of wimmins http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?topic=11902.0

valiums

Are you still getting in or have you got.

ZennyPLUS


lasse

Quote from: Lovey on July  8, 2012 06:25 AM
Are you still getting in or have you got.
still workin on it

Quote from: Hey guys, look! I'm finally a parkour master! on July  8, 2012 01:55 AM
you asked the right forum, for more info pls refer to this thread which consists of 96% of tba's knowlegde of wimmins http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?topic=11902.0
thank you, have a pizza point

sev

The answer is you can't

It is impossible to get in bed with a beautiful woman

no one has ever done it



rtil


lasse

yep, BAD IDEA WHOEVER SUGGESTED I SHOULD ASK HIM >:(

ZennyPLUS

That wasn't the Jesus I had in mind, but ok.