Database for quotes. Sounds interesting.
wasn't it zeebmork who used to have a site with a bunch of funny irc quotes, many of them from tba?
also at one point that isabella bot had a !quote function which worked really well, where's hackbenjamin been lately I AM SO LOST
yeah i think zeeb did for a short period of time. but slack's quote db was the best, you could submit quotes from irc or on the site itself. he lost all the quotes though.
this http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?topic=11200.0 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?topic=11200.0)
this makes me laugh but hey http://pastebin.com/PNQGeN3z (http://pastebin.com/PNQGeN3z)
everyone seemed to be enjoying this so hey http://pastebin.com/f42cee646 (http://pastebin.com/f42cee646)
this: Its really hilarious that all you 12 year old's made it past the registration question. You are all pathetic losers who haven't accomplished or established any reputation within the animation industry. Get working on it or shut the fuck up.
Get a fucking life ok ? Skyfall studios own the shit out of all of you. N00bs
this: I dont know, It seems like I may have too much compared to everyone else around me. I draw, write, make music, I build things (invent), I excell in computers, and all above all that, I think i'm psychic. And its not too much on me. What's your openion on this.
maybe this?: http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?topic=8119 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?topic=8119)
this: <rvs_anonymous>not much in this world can really hurt rtil like that... (actually all of http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?topic=5849 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?topic=5849) really)
IN OTHER NEWS WHY IS http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?topic=7351.0 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?topic=7351.0) IN I THREW UP WTF
tha5 wasnt meant to answer your question it was just an observation i made after analyzing the drawing but hey that works
A few months ago ashford pride made a movie with a foreboding title. It was called "Awesome Grounds".
Well ladies and gentlemen, that's might as well what this site should be called (at least right now), with the top row on the front page slot dedicated to an "awesome" movie and an "awesome" parody, an "awesome" t-shirt in the newgrounds store, and pretty much every "awesome" movie in the top 100, along with han's "awesome's creed".
I can't go to newgrounds with seeing something not about egoraptor or his coveted video game parody series. It makes me wonder sometimes if pursuing anything but half-assed cartoons making mildly funny observations about video games laced with profanity is even worth it. Truly, they are what bring the masses of 13-year olds to this site, and thus increases traffic and competition in the internet world. But you have to ask yourself, with this sort of two-bit audience increasing in numbers, are they really interested in watching anything else?
I understand that it's a dog eat dog world in the online entertainment business, and to compete you have to pretty much put up content that a majority of internet browsers would click on. This includes either women or video games. Things they already know they want. And that's all they want. They sign up, watch more, and come back and do it again later. They're trained to know that what they want is easily accessible and is promoted all over the site.
Original content is often shuffled off to the bottom of the page, or never gets any attention to begin with. Now comes into play the whole 'they won't click on it unless there's a boob for the icon', etc etc. That's because they've been fashioned to think that way.
I'm not saying i have all the mysterious answers to the way people's minds work. But this much is true - if all people click on are breasts and video game icons, and you give them breasts and video game icons, you're not pushing the envelope.
Newgrounds is the epitome of user-generated content. We already have a massive advantage over youtube in the fact that making a cartoon involves so much more creativity than snappily editing your webcam footage. So instead of 200 cartoons coming out every minute, we have 200 cartoons coming out every day. That gives someone a better chance of breaking out and being discovered for his hard work, and a reward for a job well done.
But in the same way that viewers are trained that they don't have to go out of their way to avoid original content they would otherwise enjoy, authors are becoming more and more disenchanted with their personal creations and are turning to nerd culture icons and cheap tactics to get viewers.
I can't tell you how many animators I have spoken to that have shunned their own creations in favor of sub-pop culture parody and disjointed scripts sprinkled with toilet humor and profanity. a cartoon catering to everyone who's forgotten what cartoons are all about. And here we are shoving away everything about cartoons that was originally appealing and magical, because we're pretty much forced to.
I'm not pointing the finger at any one person here. I think it's part of the bigger picture - bigger than Newgrounds, too. But if people really care about the future of cartoons and animation, we wouldn't be seeing this kind of blatant favoritism.
People will find what they want if they want it. They don't need to be spoon fed it all.
For thirty years animators who strive to create something genuinely unique have gotten nothing but a slap in the face. It's sickening and it has to stop someday, before they all disappear.
Lastly, this post is not about me. I'm not writing this out of self-pity, bitterness or spite. I'm being honest. I care a lot about the future of animation, and what I see around me is very troubling. The industry is bad enough, but where the future lies is in the small corners of the animation world. Newgrounds is one of them. I spend a lot of time trying to encourage and teach frame-by-frame animation, and creating your own characters and scripts. That is what is important to me. If I really cared about being popular, my list of flash cartoons would look a lot different.
all that stuff about animators and why they make what they do is pretty much still true except it's youtube now and not newgrounds. the other stuff i don't give a shit about anymore.
and i wrote that a long time ago, occasionally people with nothing better to do like to copy paste stuff from my old newgrounds news posts, as if i'm going to be ashamed of it or something. if i was i would have deleted them a long time ago
lmfao i think that ng post is part of the reason i joined tba in the first place. it seemed like the only place on the internet at that time where nobody was sucking egoraptor's dick
Quote from: G3no on July 14, 2012 07:14 AM
?????????
[03:07AM]
mrscriblam
: half gay. bisexin
wwchicken
: you read phallic and think anal
I read phallic and think penis
Mexikooh: not anal
wwchicken
: but you said
mrscriblam
: just put a penis knife anywhere in my body
mrscriblam: i would enjoy that ok fuck you
wwchicken
: i shall put it
FULL CONVO:
23:47 wwchicken swag
23:47 wwchicken swag
23:47 wwchicken swag
23:47 wwchicken swag
23:47 wwchicken swag
23:47 wwchicken swag
23:47 wwchicken swag
23:47 wwchicken swag
23:48 wwchicken swag
23:48 wwchicken swag
23:48 mrscriblam smug
23:48 wwchicken swag
23:48 wwchicken swag
23:48 wwchicken swag
23:48 wwchicken swag
23:48 wwchicken swag
23:48 wwchicken swag
23:48 mrscriblam chug
23:48 wwchicken swag
23:48 wwchicken swag
23:48 wwchicken swag
23:48 wwchicken swag
23:48 mrscriblam doug
23:48 wwchicken swag
23:48 wwchicken swag
23:48 mrscriblam funny
23:48 flee swag more like
23:48 wwchicken HOW high
23:48 wwchicken swag
23:48 wwchicken swag
23:48 wwchicken swag
23:48 flee GAG
23:48 wwchicken swag
23:48 wwchicken swag
23:48 G3no OUTSIDE
23:48 wwchicken HOW high
23:48 wwchicken HOW high
23:48 wwchicken HOW high
23:48 wwchicken HOW high
23:48 G3no THE MILKY WAY
23:48 mrscriblam pablo honey
23:48 wwchicken HOW high
23:48 wwchicken HOW high
23:48 wwchicken swag
23:48 G3no OUT SIDE THE MILKY WAY
23:48 [cipher] john madden
23:48 Lionsef this has
23:48 Lionsef gone on
23:48 Lionsef LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG ENOUGH
23:48 *** Lionsef quit (Quit: Life without danger is a waste of oxygen) ~IceChat77@Rizon-EE0E1AFB.dsl.klmzmi.ameritech.net
23:49 G3no that was weak
23:49 G3no lion
23:49 flee stop right there
23:49 flee criminal scum
23:49 mrscriblam so this is what its like
23:49 mrscriblam to be in the tha chatroom
23:49 mrscriblam in the year 2012
23:49 Mexikooh beaners
23:49 mrscriblam well heck
23:49 G3no it's the time
23:50 Mexikooh of the season
23:50 flee welcome to AOL chat
23:50 Mexikooh for loving
23:50 mrscriblam http://potholesinmyblog.com/das-racist-talib-kweli-the-actual/ (http://potholesinmyblog.com/das-racist-talib-kweli-the-actual/)
23:50 Mexikooh cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt
23:50 mrscriblam edgy shit in here
23:50 flee heres your complimentary book of nettiquete
23:50 Mexikooh nword
23:51 Mexikooh person of swedish heritage
23:51 TestSubject06 hey guys, guess what
23:51 Mexikooh QUE
23:51 Mexikooh I mean what
23:51 TestSubject06 Swag.
23:51 G3no hehe
23:51 Mexikooh >:[
23:51 Mexikooh Test
23:51 Mexikooh test
23:51 Mexikooh guess what
23:51 TestSubject06 nah
23:51 TestSubject06 just tell me
23:51 systech le le le le le le le le
23:51 Mexikooh flashpunk
23:52 TestSubject06 as I seep into the blackest void of all
23:52 TestSubject06 I'm nothing
23:52 TestSubject06 I am no one
23:52 Mexikooh crime doest pay
23:52 Mexikooh neither do mexicans
23:52 TestSubject06 Stop right there criminal scum!
23:53 TestSubject06 https://dl.dropbox.com/u/13349757/images/gifs/funny/1299172470853.gif (https://dl.dropbox.com/u/13349757/images/gifs/funny/1299172470853.gif)
23:53 +++ systech has given voice to flee
23:53 +++ systech has given voice to Mexikooh
23:53 +++ systech has given voice to mrscriblam
23:53 +++ systech has given voice to nuc[]--
23:53 Mexikooh i once was criminal scum
23:53 Mexikooh but
23:53 Mexikooh then
23:53 Mexikooh i took
23:53 Mexikooh an
23:53 +++ systech has given voice to TestSubject06
23:53 +++ systech has given voice to ZombieCVG
23:53 Mexikooh arrow
23:53 Mexikooh to
23:53 Mexikooh the
23:53 G3no &&%%%****
23:54 mrscriblam so this is what makes people laugh on the internet chat. fascinating *licks tip of pen and writes "murder me slowly with a phallic knife" in all caps*
23:54 systech cue laugh track
23:54 wwchicken are people actually laughing?
23:54 systech phallic knife is a pretty tall order pal
23:54 flee i hope not wwchicken
23:54 Mexikooh we have burning dildos only scrib
23:55 Mexikooh we're out of phallic knives
23:55 mrscriblam waste of dildos
23:55 Mexikooh wwchicken that's my reaction to seinfield
23:55 ZombieCVG X_x
23:55 systech le costanza face ecks deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
23:55 flee i like seinfeld
23:55 TestSubject06 I was once a normal man
23:55 flee bashes zombiecvg over the head with a baseball bat
23:55 TestSubject06 but then I took an arrow to the Swag.
23:56 mrscriblam as someone who masturbates anally i can only shake my head in disgust at the idea of burning a dildo
23:56 mrscriblam also seinfeld was groundbreaking comedy
23:56 wwchicken i once masterbated anally
23:56 Mexikooh a show about nothing
23:56 wwchicken but then i took an arrow to the knee
23:56 Mexikooh how did it end again
23:57 wwchicken i once watched seinfeld
23:57 mrscriblam four horrible people in prison
23:57 wwchicken but then i took an arrow to the knee
23:57 systech something to do with court
23:57 systech 2 strikes
23:57 wwchicken i was once in prison
23:57 mrscriblam shut up
23:57 wwchicken swag swag swag swag swag swag swag
23:57 Mexikooh THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD'S ONLY GOT ONE ARM THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD'S ONLY GOT ONE ARM THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD'S ONLY GOT ONE ARM THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD'S ONLY GOT ONE ARM THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD'S ONLY GOT ONE ARM THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD'S ONLY GOT ONE ARM
23:58 mrscriblam repeating memes ironically is still indulging in them fyi
23:58 wwchicken indulging them
23:58 wwchicken because people here were just waiting to use that meme
23:58 wwchicken now ive encouraged them
23:58 systech i used to indulge in memes
23:59 wwchicken spread your wings systech
23:59 systech but then i inflicted mass casualties on an irc channel
23:59 G3no lmao
23:59 Mexikooh i used to be an adventurer like you
23:59 Mexikooh but then g3no took a penis to the ass
23:59 mrscriblam i used to tell jokes then i started drinkin
23:59 G3no oh no
23:59 G3no mex
23:59 G3no oh no
23:59 Mexikooh oh shit
23:59 wwchicken it true
23:59 systech i used to drive a cadillac
23:59 Mexikooh heres comes the penistruck
23:59 Mexikooh choo choo
23:59 systech now i'm marching there and back
00:00 wwchicken truck dont make that sound
00:00 wwchicken trucks go vroom vroom
00:00 wwchicken you idiot
00:00 Mexikooh dont be retarded
00:00 Mexikooh those are trains
00:00 wwchicken i used to go choo choo
00:00 wwchicken and i still go choo choo
00:01 wwchicken but i used to too
00:01 flee real good joke ahaha my god i cant stop laughing hahah oh no my hand is pulling out a gun haha oh no im holding it to my temple
00:01 mrscriblam mitch hedburg is dead show some respect bruv
00:01 Mexikooh mitch
00:02 wwchicken yeah flee
00:02 [cipher] this conversation
00:02 Mexikooh who is mitch
00:02 [cipher] is hard to follow
00:02 [cipher] that is my input
00:02 mrscriblam "conversation"
00:02 wwchicken i used to follow conversations like you
00:02 mrscriblam i used to read word up magazine
00:02 systech who was that one comedian who did the mighty mouse thing
00:02 mrscriblam andy kaufman
00:03 Mexikooh now andy did you hear about this one
00:03 wwchicken no thats the writer of eternal sunshine
00:03 Mexikooh tell me are you locked in the punch
00:03 flee im outta here
00:03 Mexikooh andy are you goofin on elvis
00:03 Mexikooh hey baby
00:03 Mexikooh are you havin fun
00:03 Mexikooh flee
00:03 Mexikooh DONT
00:03 Mexikooh I-I have something to tell you
00:03 mrscriblam flee fleein the scene
00:03 flee i must go my planet needs me
00:03 Mexikooh Flee
00:04 Mexikooh I'm pregnant with your child
00:04 flee uh oh
00:04 wwchicken i used to be pregnant with your child
00:04 mrscriblam what even is this
00:04 wwchicken im gay
00:04 G3no :dollman:
00:04 mrscriblam me too except not as a joke
00:04 flee c ya l8r shitlordz
00:04 *** flee quit (Quit: only the dead may know peace from this evil) ~fleezx@Rizon-F59D0DDF.hsd1.nj.comcast.net
00:04 Mexikooh YOU FUCKER
00:05 Mexikooh YOU OWE ME CHILD SUPPORT
00:05 mrscriblam dont u fuckin look at me
00:05 Mexikooh I WASNT BUT NOW I AM
00:05 wwchicken what a dick thing to do right
00:05 Mexikooh IF BY DICK YOU MEAN THEN YOU'RE DICK
00:05 Mexikooh I mean RIGHT
00:05 mrscriblam i unno what im supposed to feel looking at this chat
00:06 wwchicken like this: XD
00:06 mrscriblam i feel like my earlier comment about phallic knives might have been too specific
00:06 mrscriblam literally any knife will do at this point
00:06 mrscriblam butter knives would do
00:06 wwchicken but seriously tho phallic knives?
00:06 Mexikooh gives a knife to mrscrimblam
00:07 wwchicken what kind of point were you making
00:07 Mexikooh Painful anal insertion, of course.
00:07 wwchicken oh
00:07 wwchicken but he didnt say anything about anal insertion
00:07 wwchicken just that the knife looked like a dick
00:07 mrscriblam see the joke is
00:07 mrscriblam im actually gay
00:08 wwchicken i think you might be reading too much into it kooh
00:08 mrscriblam half gay. bisexin
00:08 wwchicken you read phallic and think anal
00:08 Mexikooh I read phallic and think penis
00:08 Mexikooh not anal
00:08 wwchicken but you said
00:08 mrscriblam just put a penis knife anywhere in my body
00:09 mrscriblam i would enjoy that ok fuck you
00:09 wwchicken i shall put it
00:09 Mexikooh in the arse
00:09 mrscriblam put it in my mouth
00:09 mrscriblam put it in my forearm
00:09 mrscriblam put in my fuckin liver
00:09 wwchicken wow! dude you ok?
00:10 mrscriblam yeah i just wanted to lighten up the conversation man
00:10 wwchicken i used to be down in the dumps like you
00:10 mrscriblam you guys were takin being unfunny way too seriously
00:10 wwchicken but then i talked to a phychiatrist and took some medication
00:10 Mexikooh I apologize
00:11 wwchicken and things are looking better nowadays
00:11 wwchicken i enjoy things again
00:11 Mexikooh *clap*
00:11 Mexikooh Nice story, Ralph.
00:11 wwchicken thanks!
00:12 mrscriblam what did we learn today kids? i learned that putting knives in my liver can help me achieve orgasm
00:13 Mexikooh I learned that I don't have a girlfriend because of my raw and stupid behavior.
00:14 Mexikooh Let us archive this so we never commit these acts of unfunny.
00:14 mrscriblam no
00:14 wwchicken i say archive
00:14 wwchicken this is good stuff
00:14 wwchicken i mean i actually tried here
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[5:34pm] mrscriblam: i wonder what it would be like for a normal person to suddenly realize they're about to star in a porno
[5:35pm] mrscriblam: like they order a pizza and a guy thats way too attractive to be delivering pizza is carrying the box suspiciously close to his crotch region
[5:37pm] mrscriblam: would they be like "well, i really need this pizza, and this guy is pretty hot. i guess this is what i need to do"
[5:37pm] mrscriblam: is there such a thing as a pizza-based escort service
[5:38pm] mrscriblam: is it popular
[5:38pm] mrscriblam: would people really pay to have someone show up to their house with their dick in a pizza box
[5:39pm] mrscriblam: or is that fantasy strictly on the side of the fine people that deliver our pizzas
[5:39pm] mrscriblam: these are the questions that keep me up at night
[5:39pm] mrscriblam: thank you
[5:42pm] Thor: rofl mrscriblam
[5:42pm] Thor: DID SOMEONE ORDER A PIZZA WITH SAUSSAGE?!
[5:42pm] Kooh-: 5/10 may read again
[5:42pm] Thor: ....GOOD LORD MAN WHY DID YOU PUT YOUR DICK ON THE PIZZA
[5:42pm] Thor: I DON'T KNOW IT BURNS
[5:43pm] mrscriblam: yeah theres also the issue of practicality
[5:43pm] mrscriblam: they would have to wait for the pizza to cool down a lot
[5:44pm] mrscriblam: and they couldnt have anything thats too spicy or roughly textured on it
[5:44pm] Kooh-: They also should shave it first
[5:44pm] mrscriblam: this would no doubt be a mediocre pizza
[5:44pm] mrscriblam: shave the dick? oooh yikes
[5:45pm] Kooh-: what are you dumb? Who shaves dicks im talking about the pizza
[5:45pm] Kooh-: geezzz
[5:48pm] mrscriblam: so basically someone with a fetish for hairless dicks and bland pizza would really enjoy this
[5:49pm] Thor: I feel like people who enjoy dicks in their pizza would probably have more uhh, tailored tastes anyways
[5:49pm] Thor: perhaps they enjoy the subtlety of the pizza and having that accentuate the gonads
[5:50pm] mrscriblam: we gotta make the pizza as good if not better than the dick
[5:51pm] mrscriblam: this is the challenge us iron chefs have been waiting for our entire life