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[rtil]

he means at that time..

[BluPhoenix]

sippin surfer singed: me gay
sippin surfer singed: help i gay ME GAY
sippin surfer singed: DADDY DOG DICK

[G3no]

?????????

[03:07AM]

mrscriblam
:  half gay. bisexin

wwchicken
:  you read phallic and think anal
I read phallic and think penis

Mexikooh: not anal

wwchicken
:  but you said

mrscriblam
:  just put a penis knife anywhere in my body
mrscriblam: i would enjoy that ok fuck you

wwchicken
:  i shall put it

[DrRumack]

that's out of context

[Kooh]

?????????

[03:07AM]

mrscriblam
:  half gay. bisexin

wwchicken
:  you read phallic and think anal
I read phallic and think penis

Mexikooh: not anal

wwchicken
:  but you said

mrscriblam
:  just put a penis knife anywhere in my body
mrscriblam: i would enjoy that ok fuck you

wwchicken
:  i shall put it

FULL CONVO:

23:47   wwchicken   swag
23:47   wwchicken   swag
23:47   wwchicken   swag
23:47   wwchicken   swag
23:47   wwchicken   swag
23:47   wwchicken   swag
23:47   wwchicken   swag
23:47   wwchicken   swag
23:48   wwchicken   swag
23:48   wwchicken   swag
23:48   mrscriblam   smug
23:48   wwchicken   swag
23:48   wwchicken   swag
23:48   wwchicken   swag
23:48   wwchicken   swag
23:48   wwchicken   swag
23:48   wwchicken   swag
23:48   mrscriblam   chug
23:48   wwchicken   swag
23:48   wwchicken   swag
23:48   wwchicken   swag
23:48   wwchicken   swag
23:48   mrscriblam   doug
23:48   wwchicken   swag
23:48   wwchicken   swag
23:48   mrscriblam   funny
23:48   flee   swag more like
23:48   wwchicken   HOW high
23:48   wwchicken   swag
23:48   wwchicken   swag
23:48   wwchicken   swag
23:48   flee   GAG
23:48   wwchicken   swag
23:48   wwchicken   swag
23:48   G3no   OUTSIDE
23:48   wwchicken   HOW high
23:48   wwchicken   HOW high
23:48   wwchicken   HOW high
23:48   wwchicken   HOW high
23:48   G3no   THE MILKY WAY
23:48   mrscriblam   pablo honey
23:48   wwchicken   HOW high
23:48   wwchicken   HOW high
23:48   wwchicken   swag
23:48   G3no   OUT SIDE THE MILKY WAY
23:48   [cipher]   john madden
23:48   Lionsef   this has
23:48   Lionsef   gone on
23:48   Lionsef   LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG ENOUGH
23:48      *** Lionsef quit (Quit: Life without danger is a waste of oxygen) ~IceChat77@Rizon-EE0E1AFB.dsl.klmzmi.ameritech.net
23:49   G3no   that was weak
23:49   G3no   lion
23:49   flee   stop right there
23:49   flee   criminal scum
23:49   mrscriblam   so this is what its like
23:49   mrscriblam   to be in the tha chatroom
23:49   mrscriblam   in the year 2012
23:49   Mexikooh   beaners
23:49   mrscriblam   well heck
23:49   G3no   it's the time
23:50   Mexikooh   of the season
23:50   flee   welcome to AOL chat
23:50   Mexikooh   for loving
23:50   mrscriblam   http://potholesinmyblog.com/das-racist-talib-kweli-the-actual/
23:50   Mexikooh   cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt
23:50   mrscriblam   edgy shit in here
23:50   flee   heres your complimentary book of nettiquete
23:50   Mexikooh   nword
23:51   Mexikooh   person of swedish heritage
23:51   TestSubject06   hey guys, guess what
23:51   Mexikooh   QUE
23:51   Mexikooh   I mean what
23:51   TestSubject06   Swag.
23:51   G3no   hehe
23:51   Mexikooh   >:[
23:51   Mexikooh   Test
23:51   Mexikooh   test
23:51   Mexikooh   guess what
23:51   TestSubject06   nah
23:51   TestSubject06   just tell me
23:51   systech   le le le le le le le le
23:51   Mexikooh   flashpunk
23:52   TestSubject06   as I seep into the blackest void of all
23:52   TestSubject06   I'm nothing
23:52   TestSubject06   I am no one
23:52   Mexikooh   crime doest pay
23:52   Mexikooh   neither do mexicans
23:52   TestSubject06   Stop right there criminal scum!
23:53   TestSubject06   https://dl.dropbox.com/u/13349757/images/gifs/funny/1299172470853.gif
23:53      +++ systech has given voice to flee
23:53      +++ systech has given voice to Mexikooh
23:53      +++ systech has given voice to mrscriblam
23:53      +++ systech has given voice to nuc[]--
23:53   Mexikooh   i once was criminal scum
23:53   Mexikooh   but
23:53   Mexikooh   then
23:53   Mexikooh   i took
23:53   Mexikooh   an
23:53      +++ systech has given voice to TestSubject06
23:53      +++ systech has given voice to ZombieCVG
23:53   Mexikooh   arrow
23:53   Mexikooh   to
23:53   Mexikooh   the
23:53   G3no   &&%%%****
23:54   mrscriblam   so this is what makes people laugh on the internet chat. fascinating *licks tip of pen and writes "murder me slowly with a phallic knife" in all caps*
23:54   systech   cue laugh track
23:54   wwchicken   are people actually laughing?
23:54   systech   phallic knife is a pretty tall order pal
23:54   flee   i hope not wwchicken
23:54   Mexikooh   we have burning dildos only scrib
23:55   Mexikooh   we're out of phallic knives
23:55   mrscriblam   waste of dildos
23:55   Mexikooh   wwchicken that's my reaction to seinfield
23:55   ZombieCVG   X_x
23:55   systech   le costanza face ecks deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
23:55   flee   i like seinfeld
23:55   TestSubject06   I was once a normal man
23:55      flee bashes zombiecvg over the head with a baseball bat
23:55   TestSubject06   but then I took an arrow to the Swag.
23:56   mrscriblam   as someone who masturbates anally i can only shake my head in disgust at the idea of burning a dildo
23:56   mrscriblam   also seinfeld was groundbreaking comedy
23:56   wwchicken   i once masterbated anally
23:56   Mexikooh   a show about nothing
23:56   wwchicken   but then i took an arrow to the knee
23:56   Mexikooh   how did it end again
23:57   wwchicken   i once watched seinfeld
23:57   mrscriblam   four horrible people in prison
23:57   wwchicken   but then i took an arrow to the knee
23:57   systech   something to do with court
23:57   systech   2 strikes
23:57   wwchicken   i was once in prison
23:57   mrscriblam   shut up
23:57   wwchicken   swag swag swag swag swag swag swag
23:57   Mexikooh   THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD'S ONLY GOT ONE ARM THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD'S ONLY GOT ONE ARM THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD'S ONLY GOT ONE ARM THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD'S ONLY GOT ONE ARM THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD'S ONLY GOT ONE ARM THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD'S ONLY GOT ONE ARM
23:58   mrscriblam   repeating memes ironically is still indulging in them fyi
23:58   wwchicken   indulging them
23:58   wwchicken   because people here were just waiting to use that meme
23:58   wwchicken   now ive encouraged them
23:58   systech   i used to indulge in memes
23:59   wwchicken   spread your wings systech
23:59   systech   but then i inflicted mass casualties on an irc channel
23:59   G3no   lmao
23:59   Mexikooh   i used to be an adventurer like you
23:59   Mexikooh   but then g3no took a penis to the ass
23:59   mrscriblam   i used to tell jokes then i started drinkin
23:59   G3no   oh no
23:59   G3no   mex
23:59   G3no   oh no
23:59   Mexikooh   oh shit
23:59   wwchicken   it true
23:59   systech   i used to drive a cadillac
23:59   Mexikooh   heres comes the penistruck
23:59   Mexikooh   choo choo
23:59   systech   now i'm marching there and back
00:00   wwchicken   truck dont make that sound
00:00   wwchicken   trucks go vroom vroom
00:00   wwchicken   you idiot
00:00   Mexikooh   dont be retarded
00:00   Mexikooh   those are trains
00:00   wwchicken   i used to go choo choo
00:00   wwchicken   and i still go choo choo
00:01   wwchicken   but i used to too
00:01   flee   real good joke ahaha my god i cant stop laughing hahah oh no my hand is pulling out a gun haha oh no im holding it to my temple
00:01   mrscriblam   mitch hedburg is dead show some respect bruv
00:01   Mexikooh   mitch
00:02   wwchicken   yeah flee
00:02   [cipher]   this conversation
00:02   Mexikooh   who is mitch
00:02   [cipher]   is hard to follow
00:02   [cipher]   that is my input
00:02   mrscriblam   "conversation"
00:02   wwchicken   i used to follow conversations like you
00:02   mrscriblam   i used to read word up magazine
00:02   systech   who was that one comedian who did the mighty mouse thing
00:02   mrscriblam   andy kaufman
00:03   Mexikooh   now andy did you hear about this one
00:03   wwchicken   no thats the writer of eternal sunshine
00:03   Mexikooh   tell me are you locked in the punch
00:03   flee   im outta here
00:03   Mexikooh   andy are you goofin on elvis
00:03   Mexikooh   hey baby
00:03   Mexikooh   are you havin fun
00:03   Mexikooh   flee
00:03   Mexikooh   DONT
00:03   Mexikooh   I-I have something to tell you
00:03   mrscriblam   flee fleein the scene
00:03   flee   i must go my planet needs me
00:03   Mexikooh   Flee
00:04   Mexikooh   I'm pregnant with your child
00:04   flee   uh oh
00:04   wwchicken   i used to be pregnant with your child
00:04   mrscriblam   what even is this
00:04   wwchicken   im gay
00:04   G3no   
00:04   mrscriblam   me too except not as a joke
00:04   flee   c ya l8r shitlordz
00:04      *** flee quit (Quit: only the dead may know peace from this evil) ~fleezx@Rizon-F59D0DDF.hsd1.nj.comcast.net
00:04   Mexikooh   YOU FUCKER
00:05   Mexikooh   YOU OWE ME CHILD SUPPORT
00:05   mrscriblam   dont u fuckin look at me
00:05   Mexikooh   I WASNT BUT NOW I AM
00:05   wwchicken   what a dick thing to do right
00:05   Mexikooh   IF BY DICK YOU MEAN THEN YOU'RE DICK
00:05   Mexikooh   I mean RIGHT
00:05   mrscriblam   i unno what im supposed to feel looking at this chat
00:06   wwchicken   like this: XD
00:06   mrscriblam   i feel like my earlier comment about phallic knives might have been too specific
00:06   mrscriblam   literally any knife will do at this point
00:06   mrscriblam   butter knives would do
00:06   wwchicken   but seriously tho phallic knives?
00:06      Mexikooh gives a knife to mrscrimblam
00:07   wwchicken   what kind of point were you making
00:07   Mexikooh   Painful anal insertion, of course.
00:07   wwchicken   oh
00:07   wwchicken   but he didnt say anything about anal insertion
00:07   wwchicken   just that the knife looked like a dick
00:07   mrscriblam   see the joke is
00:07   mrscriblam   im actually gay
00:08   wwchicken   i think you might be reading too much into it kooh
00:08   mrscriblam   half gay. bisexin
00:08   wwchicken   you read phallic and think anal
00:08   Mexikooh   I read phallic and think penis
00:08   Mexikooh   not anal
00:08   wwchicken   but you said
00:08   mrscriblam   just put a penis knife anywhere in my body
00:09   mrscriblam   i would enjoy that ok fuck you
00:09   wwchicken   i shall put it
00:09   Mexikooh   in the arse
00:09   mrscriblam   put it in my mouth
00:09   mrscriblam   put it in my forearm
00:09   mrscriblam   put in my fuckin liver
00:09   wwchicken   wow! dude you ok?
00:10   mrscriblam   yeah i just wanted to lighten up the conversation man
00:10   wwchicken   i used to be down in the dumps like you
00:10   mrscriblam   you guys were takin being unfunny way too seriously
00:10   wwchicken   but then i talked to a phychiatrist and took some medication
00:10   Mexikooh   I apologize
00:11   wwchicken   and things are looking better nowadays
00:11   wwchicken   i enjoy things again
00:11   Mexikooh   *clap*
00:11   Mexikooh   Nice story, Ralph.
00:11   wwchicken   thanks!
00:12   mrscriblam   what did we learn today kids? i learned that putting knives in my liver can help me achieve orgasm
00:13   Mexikooh   I learned that I don't have a girlfriend because of my raw and stupid behavior.
00:14   Mexikooh   Let us archive this so we never commit these acts of unfunny.
00:14   mrscriblam   no
00:14   wwchicken   i say archive
00:14   wwchicken   this is good stuff
00:14   wwchicken   i mean i actually tried here

[creamcorn]

well im glad you cleared THAT up

[BluPhoenix]

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[00:20] <+stusader> what

[Kooh]

well im glad you cleared THAT up

My pleasure.

[Kooh]

22:36   worksader   hiiiiii
22:36   worksader   i lodsta
22:36   worksader   lost
22:36   [cipher]   hello
22:36   worksader   my wallet
22:36   worksader   
22:36   dilly   good gravy child
22:36   G3no   Shieeeeeeeeeeetttt
22:36   dilly   the last day of work and you lose your wallet?
22:36   worksader   yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
22:37   dilly   tut tut :<
22:37   worksader   it was there thje whole timemmemamfdsmk
22:37      *** Stus_wallet joined #thebackalleys cgiirc@Rizon-AA7975A7.dsl.dyn.telnor.net
22:37   HatsuneMiku   We were just talking about you, Stus_wallet.
22:37   worksader   hiiiii
22:37   Mexikooh   HOLY CRAP
22:37   worksader   miuku
22:37   G3no   ROFLMAO
22:37   G3no   WAIT
22:37   worksader   oh
22:37   worksader   nnnoo
22:37   worksader   wallet
22:37      *** G3no is now known as awdawe
22:37   worksader   come here
22:38      *** Stus_wallet quit () cgiirc@Rizon-AA7975A7.dsl.dyn.telnor.net
22:38   worksader   fukc
22:38   Mexikooh   oh no
22:38   worksader   no
22:38   worksader   asshole
22:38   awdawe   LOL

[naturally]

yes

[DrRumack]

[5:34pm] mrscriblam: i wonder what it would be like for a normal person to suddenly realize they're about to star in a porno
[5:35pm] mrscriblam: like they order a pizza and a guy thats way too attractive to be delivering pizza is carrying the box suspiciously close to his crotch region
[5:37pm] mrscriblam: would they be like "well, i really need this pizza, and this guy is pretty hot. i guess this is what i need to do"
[5:37pm] mrscriblam: is there such a thing as a pizza-based escort service
[5:38pm] mrscriblam: is it popular
[5:38pm] mrscriblam: would people really pay to have someone show up to their house with their dick in a pizza box
[5:39pm] mrscriblam: or is that fantasy strictly on the side of the fine people that deliver our pizzas
[5:39pm] mrscriblam: these are the questions that keep me up at night
[5:39pm] mrscriblam: thank you
[5:42pm] Thor: rofl mrscriblam
[5:42pm] Thor: DID SOMEONE ORDER A PIZZA WITH SAUSSAGE?!
[5:42pm] Kooh-: 5/10 may read again
[5:42pm] Thor: ....GOOD LORD MAN WHY DID YOU PUT YOUR DICK ON THE PIZZA
[5:42pm] Thor: I DON'T KNOW IT BURNS
[5:43pm] mrscriblam: yeah theres also the issue of practicality
[5:43pm] mrscriblam: they would have to wait for the pizza to cool down a lot
[5:44pm] mrscriblam: and they couldnt have anything thats too spicy or roughly textured on it
[5:44pm] Kooh-: They also should shave it first
[5:44pm] mrscriblam: this would no doubt be a mediocre pizza
[5:44pm] mrscriblam: shave the dick? oooh yikes
[5:45pm] Kooh-: what are you dumb? Who shaves dicks im talking about the pizza
[5:45pm] Kooh-: geezzz
[5:48pm] mrscriblam: so basically someone with a fetish for hairless dicks and bland pizza would really enjoy this
[5:49pm] Thor: I feel like people who enjoy dicks in their pizza would probably have more uhh, tailored tastes anyways
[5:49pm] Thor: perhaps they enjoy the subtlety of the pizza and having that accentuate the gonads
[5:50pm] mrscriblam: we gotta make the pizza as good if not better than the dick
[5:51pm] mrscriblam: this is the challenge us iron chefs have been waiting for our entire life

[trent bortknob]

23:48   mrscriblam   pablo honey

[Shida]

[5:34pm] mrscriblam: i wonder what it would be like for a normal person to suddenly realize they're about to star in a porno
[5:35pm] mrscriblam: like they order a pizza and a guy thats way too attractive to be delivering pizza is carrying the box suspiciously close to his crotch region
[5:37pm] mrscriblam: would they be like "well, i really need this pizza, and this guy is pretty hot. i guess this is what i need to do"
[5:37pm] mrscriblam: is there such a thing as a pizza-based escort service
[5:38pm] mrscriblam: is it popular
[5:38pm] mrscriblam: would people really pay to have someone show up to their house with their dick in a pizza box
[5:39pm] mrscriblam: or is that fantasy strictly on the side of the fine people that deliver our pizzas
[5:39pm] mrscriblam: these are the questions that keep me up at night
[5:39pm] mrscriblam: thank you
[5:42pm] Thor: rofl mrscriblam
[5:42pm] Thor: DID SOMEONE ORDER A PIZZA WITH SAUSSAGE?!
[5:42pm] Kooh-: 5/10 may read again
[5:42pm] Thor: ....GOOD LORD MAN WHY DID YOU PUT YOUR DICK ON THE PIZZA
[5:42pm] Thor: I DON'T KNOW IT BURNS
[5:43pm] mrscriblam: yeah theres also the issue of practicality
[5:43pm] mrscriblam: they would have to wait for the pizza to cool down a lot
[5:44pm] mrscriblam: and they couldnt have anything thats too spicy or roughly textured on it
[5:44pm] Kooh-: They also should shave it first
[5:44pm] mrscriblam: this would no doubt be a mediocre pizza
[5:44pm] mrscriblam: shave the dick? oooh yikes
[5:45pm] Kooh-: what are you dumb? Who shaves dicks im talking about the pizza
[5:45pm] Kooh-: geezzz
[5:48pm] mrscriblam: so basically someone with a fetish for hairless dicks and bland pizza would really enjoy this
[5:49pm] Thor: I feel like people who enjoy dicks in their pizza would probably have more uhh, tailored tastes anyways
[5:49pm] Thor: perhaps they enjoy the subtlety of the pizza and having that accentuate the gonads
[5:50pm] mrscriblam: we gotta make the pizza as good if not better than the dick
[5:51pm] mrscriblam: this is the challenge us iron chefs have been waiting for our entire life

I enjoyed this quote too much and I am making this post to let you all know this fact

[DrRumack]

good to see someone appreciates my life's work