if there's one thing tba has needed all these years it is a scantily clad, anime personification of the community that represents absolutely nothing. so today i sacrificed a goat to satan and used his dark powers to create our own tba-tan, and she was bestowed the name of Allie (get it?)
here we see Allie with her minions, doll-tan, kirb-tan and matt-tan! they roam the site doing her bidding. Allie watches over the entire site, punishing evildoers and rewarding good members with her ability to materialize pizza with any topping of your desire from her hand.
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thebackalleys.com%2Fstyle%2Fallie-mascot.png&hash=376fdff1fe96ea85fe205ef2e2ad491bb4e647d2)
and if you ever see allie peeking from behind something on the forum, click her to receive some free pizza points, fresh from allie herself!
http://www.thebackalleys.com/style/allie-wink-pre.swf
hi Allie
that's pretty cool, hello allie
I laughed for 5 minutes after seeing the flying kirb head im a terrible person
Welcome Allie!
hello my love
waifu <3
allie is so kawaii desu~ :3c
i approve
i love blackface
Now i actually have a chance to pizza pizza
huzzahs are in order
Quote from: Shida on January 17, 2012 05:10 PM
waifu <3
also omg the mattrules drawing aahahaha
i'm a straight edge weekend warrior
Hello Allie (no I do not get it please explain in private)
2012 Mattrules2 scares me now
Quote from: SHADOWFOX2 on January 17, 2012 08:43 PM
Hello Allie (no I do not get it please explain in private)
2012 Mattrules2 scares me now
mattrules2 is always watching for wolves in retarded clothes
this is adorable
Ah I like this! I didnt realize she was a new mascot till now :]
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thebackalleys.com%2Fdump%2Ffiles%2F1%2F2685Lk_allie-right.png&hash=6c695375fcf8b061713e86e06c2796b45b14700a)allie is now your official movie host(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thebackalleys.com%2Fdump%2Ffiles%2F1%2F880p7I_allie-left.png&hash=f85c3686c6ea556888d92b6d6083d2dae41b1684)[swf]http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/1/021q4U_allie-show.swf[/swf]
allie you can just shut the fuck up right now and just gimme my pizza pronto biatch
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gtsplus.net%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2Fart%2Fshiny%2F197.png&hash=7facdbb145f847f792acddcec9f2cf7ab6f758f2) + (https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pizzasteinversand.de%2Fimages%2Fstories%2Fpizza.png&hash=4d51bdc94be7d2546024838be8c3a3eed6928981)
Quote from: Blordow on January 18, 2012 12:34 PM
allie you can just shut the fuck up right now and just gimme my pizza pronto biatch
http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/71/03b8N_hehehe.mp3 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/71/03b8N_hehehe.mp3)
Another creepy Japanese Robot. Realistic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1NIudjgzmo#)
brutal legend.............
do we still get the dollman intermission bump?
Quote from: cipher on January 18, 2012 08:26 PM
do we still get the dollman intermission bump?
of course :wile:
Quote from: Allie on January 18, 2012 07:40 PM
Quote from: Blordow on January 18, 2012 12:34 PM
allie you can just shut the fuck up right now and just gimme my pizza pronto biatch
http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/71/03b8N_hehehe.mp3 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/71/03b8N_hehehe.mp3)
That was very authentic :sup:
:D Hi Allie~!
I think I'm in love~
the art posts from DA is what introduced me to this forum. :D
gay
very cute, i love it
she looks like a lady from one of those african tribes who have been isolated from the rest of society until their recent discovery
i want to lick her i bet she will taste like pizza too
a fuckin server client
keep an eye out! there is now a small chance on every page you visit on tba that you will guess allie's random lottery # and receive an awards! it can happen anywhere on tba so long as you are logged in. if you win you'll know, allie will appear on your screen, you'll hear a sound and you click her to get your prize. take a screenie if you get it!
Quote from: rtil on January 20, 2012 10:54 AM
keep an eye out! there is now a small chance on every page you visit on tba that you will guess allie's random lottery # and receive an awards! it can happen anywhere on tba so long as you are logged in. if you win you'll know, allie will appear on your screen, you'll hear a sound and you click her to get your prize. take a screenie if you get it!
does "every page" mean the forum index and forum sections as well, or just topics?
by every page i mean every page. the home page, the file dump, the tutorials page, the chat page, any forum page, etc.
F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5
So, from what Shida told me, her appearance is fairly low, like really low. I'm ok with this. I want to be surprised when the BEEP BOOP comes out of nowhere and scares the shit out of me, lol. Also a good way to prevent abuse of her welcome addition to TBA.
the sound is much quieter now, dont worry ;) and yes, the chances of her appearing are about .1% - still fairly good odds if you ask me. chances are, if you visit the site regularly, you will see her sooner than you think.
SHE DOES EXIST!
http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/555/106Qr7_allie.png (http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/555/106Qr7_allie.png)
congrats crabarms! :D
Quote from: rtil on January 21, 2012 01:12 AM
congrats crabarms! :D
I juat gave you your 100th pizza point. Enjoy your pizza.
So in what way is she crippled?
this is not katawa shoujo
Post #360 yeaaaah.
Allie-tan will be appearing in rtil's latest artwork endeavors, right?
i'll try to squeeze her in when i can ;)
Quote from: rtil on January 21, 2012 03:22 AM
i'll try to squeeze her in when i can ;)
j00bie style?
anyways;
(https://thebackalleys.com/dump/files/30/4605uL_ticket.png)
i remember who j00bie is but i dont get the joke.
in any case, lotto winners are recorded now. i coded this part after psi and crabarms won so their wins are not recorded, but future ones will show up on this stats page (http://www.thebackalleys.com/stuff/index.php?s=al). this is part of the "stuff" link that didnt used to work. i set it up today and merged the old filedump stats with it, which i am pretty sure are not being updated anymore cuz the cronjob has mysteriously disappeared. better go find that
I will never win anything from TBA's pizza negro. This makes me a very sad panda.
Quote from: Magyar on January 21, 2012 02:45 PM
I will never win anything from TBA's pizza negro. This makes me a very sad panda.
Now you made me imagine a black guy with pink hair...
Quote from: rtil on January 21, 2012 10:20 AM
i remember who j00bie is but i dont get the joke.
a pic of him was always fading in the SS banners (I think it was j00bie, not sure).
oh yeah you're right haha. i think i would make her cameos more obvious though
and anyone can win, really.. i mean if you just refreshed the page 1,000 times in a row.. you should win at least once. that's a great use of time in my opinion!
if only you had advertisements here
why
FREE russian brides ORDER ONLINE!!! <- he wants more of those ads
Quote from: rtil on January 22, 2012 04:32 AM
why
reloading a page 1000+ times a day for a few members = $$$
not true - most ads are based on clicks not impressions. refreshing wouldnt generate any revenue
Nah, there are some adverts that pay per view so 1000 views might give you 1cent. But yeah, most of them pay per click.
Hell yeah! I am the strongest (http://www.thebackalleys.com/stuff/index.php?s=al)!
Why have the winning numbers changed?
NINE BALL! NOOOOO! ;_;
Quote from: Magyar on January 22, 2012 01:32 PM
Nah, there are some adverts that pay per view so 1000 views might give you 1cent. But yeah, most of them pay per click.
fyi if you click them over and over or they see the same IP mass-refreshing they will pull the plug and tell you to fuck off if not outright take you to court
internet businesses are too lazy to take people to court, they usually just don't pay up and tell you to get lost.
Quote from: Sinitron on January 22, 2012 03:47 PM
Quote from: Magyar on January 22, 2012 01:32 PM
Nah, there are some adverts that pay per view so 1000 views might give you 1cent. But yeah, most of them pay per click.
fyi if you click them over and over or they see the same IP mass-refreshing they will pull the plug and tell you to fuck off if not outright take you to court
or they just code a very simple script that doesnt count multiple visits from the same ip
thanks! your opinion is extremely valuable to me
http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/525/789R5k_baller.png (http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/525/789R5k_baller.png)
She is real, I saw her she gave me stuff
I am a reciever
I'm 100% legit old school.
because of the larger volume of winners than i had originally anticipated, i am lowering the odds to 1/2000, or .05%. i may adjust this if i see a lot less winners though so keep your hopes up ;)
I was in a dark place before Allie gave me my pizza points. And now I will never see her again.
Yay, I wonnnnn
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thebackalleys.com%2Fdump%2Ffiles%2F1059%2F2795Oj_Allie.PNG&hash=e7e5c2f87bf7424b1d590d5ced17409ef52a8fb7)
IXINTRO BRINGS HOPE TO US ALL
ahhh dont lower it :( i will never see her
:science:
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thebackalleys.com%2Fdump%2Ffiles%2F1830%2F797In9_Screen%2520shot%25202012-01-30%2520at%25205.05.00%2520PM.png&hash=392f8ed8dc18746af1081886ce4a0657930d1ab0)
god dammit
i want ticket 1337 :(
well, now you can get ticket 1337 because the tickets go up to 2000
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thebackalleys.com%2Fdump%2Ffiles%2F945%2F233r3A_WOOPS.jpg&hash=ce7fad5e739ea8288d7659da481291933d2da6a7)
woop
yES 1719
Wait Allie c'mere-
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thebackalleys.com%2Fdump%2Ffiles%2F246%2F291kF6_allie.png&hash=416937b2aa9aacae80b7e525ae194060da09a11e)
very nice, i got one today too :D
Windows Classic skin yeeeeeeeaaahhhh
also congratz.
i got one a couple days ago (the sound was horrible) but i didn't get to claim anything because my router was crapping out
oh well not like i need no alley ho when i got all you bitches massvotin yo
Quote from: Sheepy on February 4, 2012 03:09 PM
My cat's name is Allie.
Because she's an ally cat.
me too :3c
Huh! A few days ago, I won something from Allie, but don't remember it even happening!
;_; I wanted to see heeerrrr~ What sound does she make...?
it looks and sounds like this: http://thebackalleys.com/style/images/allie/ (http://thebackalleys.com/style/images/allie/) (this does not give you free pizza points btw ;))
ohhh that's cool
Just noticed I have nearly as many posts as stu.
Quote from: rtil on February 17, 2012 04:14 AM
it looks and sounds like this: http://thebackalleys.com/style/images/allie/ (http://thebackalleys.com/style/images/allie/) (this does not give you free pizza points btw ;))
Aaaahh~ Very cute and not startling~!
Quote from: ZennyPLUS on February 17, 2012 07:16 AM
Just noticed I have nearly as many posts as stu.
:treadlightly:
lmao stu
I guess the noise can't be heard on firefox. I am switching to chrome though.
i'm surprised about that. it's the html5 audio tag, i would have thought firefox supported it
Quote from: psi on January 31, 2012 03:00 AM
i want ticket 1337 :(
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FlpEDN.jpg&hash=82262721794fa144b81243cc219f11756bec3eb8)
Quote from: stusader on February 23, 2012 06:31 AM
Quote from: psi on January 31, 2012 03:00 AM
i want ticket 1337 :(
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FlpEDN.jpg&hash=82262721794fa144b81243cc219f11756bec3eb8)
^ confirmed legit
stusader is l33t
stu just owned the fuck out of this thread goddamn