say hi to Allie, the official TBA mascot!

Started by rtil, January 17, 2012 10:53 AM

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rtil

if there's one thing tba has needed all these years it is a scantily clad, anime personification of the community that represents absolutely nothing. so today i sacrificed a goat to satan and used his dark powers to create our own tba-tan, and she was bestowed the name of Allie (get it?)

here we see Allie with her minions, doll-tan, kirb-tan and matt-tan! they roam the site doing her bidding. Allie watches over the entire site, punishing evildoers and rewarding good members with her ability to materialize pizza with any topping of your desire from her hand.



and if you ever see allie peeking from behind something on the forum, click her to receive some free pizza points, fresh from allie herself!

http://www.thebackalleys.com/style/allie-wink-pre.swf

logen


psi43


Ashington

I laughed for 5 minutes after seeing the flying kirb head im a terrible person
<@salutations> i just ate 5 guys for the first time
<@salutations> my heart kinda hurts
<Ry99an> you mean
<Ry99an> their dicks?

<@Ashington> also only ops and vocaloids can grab my many boners
* Ashington sets mode: +o CVG
<@CVG> :D

<aether> how do you turn the drew pickles theme off of your profile
<aether> actually how do you just turn it off its on my forum view too ffff

Waldemar Schuur: isnt it kind of ironic
Waldemar Schuur: looking for waldo on google

Sinitron: Hey do you like porn? I like porn! Lets watch porn together! I'm a faggot!


tmk


Shida

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

<+edillyward> "Grabbed a whole bottle of naked guy in the trash cans" B)
<@sevv> rocket power is by far the best anime
"@Y3LL0WN1NJA they convert the electrical waves given off from earth, and convert them into sound waves, you gay animated dinosaur"
red: am I seriously the only person left online that is willing to argue with some idiot on a messageboard?
<+lenks> um i know that i try to get by with a lethal dick on my face but u always have 2 bring it up
SHADOWFOX2: I'm not sure if you've ever heard of the website: The Backalleys before
<+bd648> why are there no mario survival horror games.

dilly


<@reptilicus> am I in backwards land?
<@reptilicus> if i go to the toilet will poop go up into my rectum

zhicago


sevv: btw dude you dropped your wacky-colored paste-on nose here i'll give it back to you

Philip K Dick


Fluffkomix

Now i actually have a chance to pizza pizza

cipher


sev



FunnyDog



SHADOWFOX2

Hello Allie (no I do not get it please explain in private)
2012 Mattrules2 scares me now
Quote from: TomI followed a certain anigen in here one day
Quote from: lenkoalso i made tea instead of coffee fuckkkkkkkk
Quote from: lenkosugar MAKES the tea
Quote from: spiteI'm going to trick the top professional NBA basketball players to touch a magic basketball that absorbs all of their talent; Then combine their talent with mine own and destroy the world by reverse slam dunking over Micheal Jordan from half-court.
Quote from: Mad MeatUnlike before, when I`m ejaculating, there aren`t any ``sperm`` coming out anymore, and I am wondering if it is a bad thing? will it be permanent? or in the worst case, do anybody know what I should do?
then again, sorry for that question

rtil

Quote from: SHADOWFOX2 on January 17, 2012 08:43 PM
Hello Allie (no I do not get it please explain in private)
2012 Mattrules2 scares me now

mattrules2 is always watching for wolves in retarded clothes

naturally


CVG

Ah I like this! I didnt realize she was a new mascot till now :]

rtil

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allie is now your official movie host[swf]http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/1/021q4U_allie-show.swf[/swf]

Blordow

allie you can just shut the fuck up right now and just gimme my pizza pronto biatch

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