Allison Montgomery

rtil · September 8, 2010 07:37 PM

Wildfires, earthquakes, hurricanes... what's next? Do you ever get the feeling we are being punished for our decadent, Hollywood Values lifestyles? Latte-drinking left coast liberal atheists in their limousines will scoff, of course. But we as a nation are in the process of violating so many Biblical commandments these days, it's really and truly frightening. Now the Good Book tells us that no one but Him above knows the hour of reckoning. But it makes no sense not to prepare your soul as though it may come at any moment. And it really, and truly might. Don't take my world for it, people. Read Revelations yourself and you'll see all the signs of Armageddon are there. Judgment Day is right around the corner ... are you prepared to justify your politics? God is not a democrat. The Bible is a very conservative document. Read it and think deeply on these things. The end may be far nearer than you know.

creamcorn · September 8, 2010 07:51 PM

shoulda just posted this in the 'no one probably cares'thread

slantedskarekrow · September 8, 2010 07:58 PM

Quote from: creamcornshoulda just posted this in the 'no one probably cares'thread

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh snap!

MarcK · September 8, 2010 08:09 PM

who?

rtil · September 8, 2010 08:12 PM

Quote from: creamcornshoulda just posted this in the 'no one probably cares'thread

ye creamcorn or creamed corns i am smart, God destroyed Sadam and Gomara because of gays he mad woman and man not man and man or woman and woman, pls remove the dog from your yahoo, male dog dont screw male dog thay fine a female that is how human is more lower that the animals.

retrosmash · September 8, 2010 08:19 PM

god made adam n eve not adam and steve!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuzz · September 8, 2010 08:20 PM

Orangebeef · September 8, 2010 08:27 PM

woa nice new layout!

Casey Pixmintro · September 8, 2010 08:37 PM

rtil just a big left coast dummy

Necronomitr0n · September 8, 2010 08:42 PM

aether · September 9, 2010 02:57 AM

Quote from: Casey Pixmintrortil just a big left coast dummy

well he is a left coaster. i dont know about dummy, i hardly talk to him.

MarcK · September 9, 2010 02:59 AM

Quote from: aether
Quote from: Casey Pixmintrortil just a big left coast dummy

well he is a left coaster. i dont know about dummy, i hardly talk to him.

So it is confirmed that r-t-i-l is IN FACT a left coaster but it is unsure whether or not he is dumb.

aether · September 9, 2010 03:44 AM

you could say that

valiums · September 9, 2010 04:12 AM

I have been saved four times.
Does anybody want a free pass to heaven? I have three.

edit: i didn't capitalize Heaven is that bad

rtil · September 9, 2010 06:31 AM

a left coaster? who the fuck says left coaster. i'm a west coaster.

99 · September 9, 2010 07:14 AM

Quote from: rtila left coaster? who the fuck says left coaster. i'm a west coaster.

yeah that wouldn't work, would it. would change depending on if you faced north or south.

Casey Pixmintro · September 9, 2010 07:34 AM

that was the joke, as in calling someone a LEFT coaster is fucking retarded

rtil · September 9, 2010 07:39 AM

great job!

salutations · September 9, 2010 09:14 AM

coasters are nice i use them to put my drinks on so i dont leave rings on the coffee table

psi43 · September 9, 2010 12:47 PM

i like roller coasters