Billy The Robber

Started by CVG, August 27, 2010 07:08 AM

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Billy the Robber

Once apon a time there was a very mean boy named Billy. Billy was so mean that he would step on cats tails on perpose, and would steal money from banks, even steal candy from babys and would alwasys get away somehow. Well, Billy tricked all of the graetest detetives in the world. People were beginning to believe that no one could catch Billy. Cops were baffled, Billy didn't know it but this was going to be his last robbery, for as Billy was makeing his new plan on robbing the Last Natel Bank the milkman was just delivering some milk to Billy's hideout and he saw his plans.

The milkman couldn't belive he was delivering milk to one of the worlds trickest robbers. Billy heard someone and saw the milkman but befre he could get him the milkman was long gone and before you could say "milk" he was at the police station saying all that he saw the plans, Billy, and the hideout. Soon the police were all around Billy's hideout. Billy was caught but the next day he had escaped from prison and was on the loose again. But the milkman always found him because he knew how Billy would escape. Billy had a special cream that made him invisable and that's how he would get away but the milkman knew this and caught him. He went to jail again but without the cream so he stayed there.

The End

dilly

billy would never step on cat tails

<@reptilicus> am I in backwards land?
<@reptilicus> if i go to the toilet will poop go up into my rectum

CVG


shura

man they really do make a cream for everything

billy

wow that's a great story

that milkman is a fuckin asshole when i get out i'm gonna pwn him

Mew_User


MarcK


rtil

i clicked out of this topic before you could say "milk"

CVG

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Quote from: rtili clicked out of this topic before you could say "milk"

WHAT?! You cannot argue with the quality of this writing! I got a "C+" dammit!


rtil


spite

hahahaha!
I like the doodles!

Fuzz

LMFAO The scan just makes it.

Mad Meat

LMFAO The scan just makes it.

need a jet pack, crystal gonzales can go suck my cock.
HOLLY FUCK!!!THAT GIANT KITTY SHITED ON MI HOUSE!!!
I kept this signature just to entertain you pal ;D

MarcK


billy

Woah I didn't know you actually wrote that story. That makes 1000 times more amazing

slack

was that an assignment for school or something?

Mad Meat

no, it's your anniversary of your shitness that is in table
HOLLY FUCK!!!THAT GIANT KITTY SHITED ON MI HOUSE!!!
I kept this signature just to entertain you pal ;D

Mew_User

Mad Meat you are so rude. Please stop mocking Fuzz and being mean to Slack.

Mad Meat

GRRRRRR NO WOUF WOUF NEVAR!grrrrrrr
HOLLY FUCK!!!THAT GIANT KITTY SHITED ON MI HOUSE!!!
I kept this signature just to entertain you pal ;D

billy

mad meat shut up pls