The Rise of our leader

[Crabarms]

Today I well tell the beginning, the start, the rise of the empire of McDonald.
In the 1940's 3 pillars risen from the ground. It drew people in. In time the pillars
were worshiped. One day a vessel was needed. That vessel was Ronald McDonald.

The gods were pleased and everywhere Golden Arcs shot from the ground.
Temples of Ronald were built to please him.

Ronald needed heroes to control his dominion. He enlisted his trusty dog companion Sundae. He used his parasites to consume the evil grimace's brain, who is now just severely disabled and no longer can do evil. After years of going unmatched a new challenger appeared. It was the Hamburglar. How the relation became no one knows. In one of Mcdonald's main lairs a bird egg who could not be deep-fried. The bird was female and became known as birdie the deep-fry resistant bird. It was no easy task for Mcdonald to take the bird into submission. The bird was skilled in the arts of Karate. Mcdonald trained hard to conquer Birdie to do his bidding and to change the DNA of birds everywhere to be susceptible to oils. Many more pawns were part of the group but that is for another time.

And with there powers combine Mcdonald's became unmatched. It was decided to have secret agents to make other places but to make people believe they were eating something other then Mcdonalds.

Mcdonald's influence has covered the world. Supplying guns and ammunition in secret. Using a small bit of its money power to put a few agents in office. Most notable is Mayor McCheese. Not much more I can share with you.

*foot note

The pillars were approximately as large as mountains on top of mountains.
They were believed to smell like funions.


Accurate portray of the Pillars.

Ronald's war buddies

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