starcraft 2

[psi43]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WEpP2qpslU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXtH3BGV9W8&NR

this game is hella weird but very entertaining and the ending is quite surprising.

[psi43]

lmfao alright so today i joined some "coaching" channel, some guy was coaching others for free. I wanted to get coached but he said "not now i'm currently coaching a toss". Later, he asked if there was any silver league zerg player and i said "hey i'm one" so he had me play against the toss he was coaching. I won. Then he was like "alright, now watch me, that's how you do it" on the channel, made a new game with me vs. the coach and he lost lmfao.

then he was like "oh well fuck that i wasn't playing too seriously, let me do it my way this time" so we played again and i won again.

fun fun fun

[cipher]

loool

[rtil]

what league was this "coach" in?

[psi43]

what league was this "coach" in?

it was one of those guys who were "playing on their brother's high silver account but were actually in masters".

http://www.justin.tv/pgnetwork/b/291977756 <--you can watch it here, the game with me vs. the guy he coaches starts at 35minutes in.

[rtil]

HAHAHAHA this is great

he gets his archon stuck in his own base

and in the 2nd game he's just like 'fuck protoss im never doing this again'

[psi43]

HAHAHAHA this is great

he gets his archon stuck in his own base

and in the 2nd game he's just like 'fuck protoss im never doing this again'

even better is that i did the exact same strategy 3 times. Well on the third game i also put banelings in there cause i didn't want to lose my roaches to that cannon (i thought there were more cannons).

[cipher]

LOL

this guy is so bad.

Although in his defense, I play pretty terribly when actively talking in skype about the game

edit: actually I take that back, there is no excuse for a 'master' level player to have 1500 minerals at the 10 min mark

[Sinitron]

read from the bottom and up

i was about to say "hurrion, thunk, thurr" but then i remembered that 'hurr hurr hurr' is part of some gay meme thing i think??? w/e factory units rock fuck you jake

kill the most lose the least commander units all around

[rtil]

why did he think you guys were cheating?

also, tonight i came across this guy on ladder who i chatted with after our game and he talked about how he once tried going pure infestor for army with only queens, spines and spores on defense.

so after a little bit more small talk he says he's gonna play 1 more ladder game and i say goodbye, only to press the 'find match' button and face off with him again on xel'naga caverns.

in the game we decide to both go spine infestor.

this is the result: http://www.sc-replay.com/replay/07-08-11/1...-VS-DMrtil.html

[Crabarms]

Haha great, nice fungals killing almost all his infestors.

[Sinitron]

why did he think you guys were cheating?

I assume Horst's quadruple fast expand counts as cheating to a Protoss who 4gates and suicides everything into a bunch of bunkers and tanks and expects to win after going AFK for 5 minutes.

(horst is a fucking asshole)

[psi43]

rtil you should've gotten +3 projectile attack, makes the infested marines worth so much more

aside from that, it was an excellent game. Very fun to watch.

[Sinitron]

placed a masters 3v3 team

yeh...

hit 450 team random, 500 is SO CLOSE, YET SO FAR...

[rtil]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB_oBi14glU

[Crabarms]

I guess in that antiga shipyard place, you know when sometimes your opponent's main is next to your third? I guess its close enough for infested terran to be thrown there. I knew tanks could hit it. Could be old news.

[rtil]

yeah, that's why that map is balls. but it's not as bad as searing crater

[Sinitron]

did some games with crabs and a bronze noob

me and the bronze guy were on skype and he sort of listened to me so we went 4-1 and got plat

[Crabarms]

lmfao alright so today i joined some "coaching" channel, some guy was coaching others for free.

I like how he sent a probe to scout the close positions in shakuras lol.

haha "WHAT THE, GOD DAMMIT... THIS IS PISSING ME OFF..."

"For now on I'm not protoss I suck dick"

[rtil]

I like how he sent a probe to scout the close positions in shakuras lol.

i did not notice that.

this kid is the worst masters league impersonator ever