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Started by rtil, June 21, 2010 07:17 PM

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rtil

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR7_PsmMYFw
words cannot describe how terrible this looks (and you only see the actual smurfs for a few seconds)

Synopsis: "When the evil wizard Gargamel chases the tiny blue Smurfs out of their village, they tumble from their magical world and into ours — in fact, smack dab in the middle of Central Park. Just three apples high and stuck in the Big Apple, the Smurfs must find a way to get back to their village before Gargamel tracks them down."

this nightmare will be unleashed upon the earth august 2011

emanhattan

holy fuck this looks horrible

funzop

#2
our world is about to get [size=]SMURF'd[/size]



























































































[size=]IN 3D[/size]

Wasim

Moughalab zegt: Wanna keep a secret from niggas, write it down in a book they'll never read it.

Taokaka

but its neil patrick harris

funzop


jjjjjjjjjj


DrRumack

Quote from: Taokakabut its neil patrick harris

hes also in the new cats and dogs movie

why neil

<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
Quote from: stealth trollwhat's up with you not sucking dicks like the faggot you are
<+fluffkomix> mrscriblam has added you as a friend
<+fluffkomix> ignore

<+mrscriblam> lmao

creamcorn

the original smurfs was boring as hell but this looks even worse

Casey Pixmintro

I hear the comics that inspired the cartoon were pretty decent, I found a link to an example on the Cartoon Brew comment board.
http://www.savagecritic.com/jog/my-life-is...-18-king-smurf/
<@jjjjjjjjjj_Seed> IXINTRO FROM IXINTRO ENTERPRISES GOES MAD WITH HIS NEW FOUND WEALTH AND KILLS A HOOKER
<+RobHalford> hi my name is ix and I wanna get intro you
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

DrRumack

the comic actually looks pretty funny haha

<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
Quote from: stealth trollwhat's up with you not sucking dicks like the faggot you are
<+fluffkomix> mrscriblam has added you as a friend
<+fluffkomix> ignore

<+mrscriblam> lmao

Philip K Dick

smurfette is fuckin hot

and she's katy perry

Casey Pixmintro

Where's my guy throwing up .gif? I must find it, I must
<@jjjjjjjjjj_Seed> IXINTRO FROM IXINTRO ENTERPRISES GOES MAD WITH HIS NEW FOUND WEALTH AND KILLS A HOOKER
<+RobHalford> hi my name is ix and I wanna get intro you
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

Lats, Squats, & Oates

only three apples high and stuck in the bigApple

Ashington

Why Niel Patrick Harris WHY!?!
<@salutations> i just ate 5 guys for the first time
<@salutations> my heart kinda hurts
<Ry99an> you mean
<Ry99an> their dicks?

<@Ashington> also only ops and vocaloids can grab my many boners
* Ashington sets mode: +o CVG
<@CVG> :D

<aether> how do you turn the drew pickles theme off of your profile
<aether> actually how do you just turn it off its on my forum view too ffff

Waldemar Schuur: isnt it kind of ironic
Waldemar Schuur: looking for waldo on google

Sinitron: Hey do you like porn? I like porn! Lets watch porn together! I'm a faggot!

billy

Honestly, I don't give a fuck. I don't watch any of these shitty movies and I don't understand why everyone gets so bent out of shape over these big pieces of shit that make trillions of dollars. There is only one family movie released every 3 months so any time a shitty studio family movie comes out it's going to rake in mad bank. Doesn't upset me one bit. All this stupid trailer is saying is: "Hey parents, got kids? In 2011 treat them to SOME SHITTY MOVIE"

DrRumack

well its mostly because we're embarrassed for those parents/kids

<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
Quote from: stealth trollwhat's up with you not sucking dicks like the faggot you are
<+fluffkomix> mrscriblam has added you as a friend
<+fluffkomix> ignore

<+mrscriblam> lmao

rtil

i don't think anyone's bent out of shape, i could care less about the smurfs as much as i could care less about marmaduke. but it's amusing to see how horribly hollywood manages to mangle them

Taokaka

what happened to the originality


"LETS MAKE MOVIES ON CARTOONS THAT ARE SACRED WHATS THAT ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS YOU DO NOT HAVE A NEW MOVIE MADE ABOUT YOU YET I WILL MAKE A SUPER GANGSTA VERSION FOR THE KIDS"

retrosmash

i like how the basic premise is just enchanted with a whole lot more blue

fuck you, hollywood.