your openbook

[shura]

your openbook lets you search all of facebook for what people write in their status messages. you can enter in a keyword and filter out people by their gender. when you search for something, the status pops up along with the name and picture of the person who wrote it. it is both shocking and hilarious. if your profile is set to private, your status wont appear there. try misspelling stuff too, like chlamidia instead of chlamydia. you'll get funnier results =]

http://youropenbook.org/

[Wasim]

well ok

[rtil]

Kim Keys  i wanna get laid...but my man is a thousand miles away...smh..im not the one to cheat but if i have to then i  will..lol..im soo glad he doesnt have a facebook...lol
2 hours ago New York, New York

[Shida]

IM DHA TYP OF GRL DHAT YA NIGGA LYK...LMMFAO...IM FLN SUM TYPE OF WAY RYTE NW..

[rtil]

Jordan Hardin i'll give you all I'm worth from my head down to my shoes and girl if we gone work,Then I need the same from you I  know that so many other dudes cheat But so many dudes ain't me give me my pick of any dime and I'll pick you girl every time I  just wanna break it down see, we livin in a lonely world ain't you tired of the runnin round? don't you wanna be my only girl..........
2 minutes ago

[Jeinu]

 Jim Nick: The Demmocrats are putting ghonnerea in my sandwiches.

[shura]

[rtil]

Scruffy Charley Just got accepted as a 757 furries member!!! That's so cool looking forwardto meet new friends and hang out with fellow furries!
1 hour ago Chesapeake, Virginia

[rtil]

Alex Legra By the way furries out there, I'm strictly lion now. The wolf in me is slowly getting swallowed by the feline~~~
6 hours ago

[DrRumack]

wowowowowowo

[Casey Pixmintro]

[dilly]

[Crabarms]

"help me"

Sasa Mtwa Wat happens if ur bf asks u 2 move in wit hm while he has i gf yakhe engu 560 kuye wat do u say he jst jst colz at ten oclock at work nd begs u wat do u tel hm wat do u say help anybody,uthi he wil gv me wat eva i want i wnt even have 2 work i jst nid 2 b der 4 hm every tym he gets hm wat mst i do wat cn i say andazi*excited nd hapi n sad*
less than a minute ago via Mobile Web

[billy]

Lightz Shinen  how you gonna fuck with the bitch i cheated on you with after my dic was in her mouth
1 hour ago

[billy]

Landon House  Im just tryin to get my mo fuckin dick wet
1 day ago Bluffton, South Carolina

[Fuzz]

Landon House  Im just tryin to get my mo fuckin dick wet
1 day ago Bluffton, South Carolina

LMFAO

[dilly]

my god, how old is that kid

[Crabarms]

[Casey Pixmintro]

AGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[spite]

hahaha holy fuck