Comedians that dont make you laugh

Started by emanhattan, April 11, 2010 09:49 PM

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dane FUCKING cook

eman, eddie murphy USED to be funny
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

DrRumack

Quote from: BamyasiAll of them.

<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
Quote from: stealth trollwhat's up with you not sucking dicks like the faggot you are
<+fluffkomix> mrscriblam has added you as a friend
<+fluffkomix> ignore

<+mrscriblam> lmao

Necronomitr0n




edit: bp7 beat me to dane cook so hhhhhhhh
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me


DrRumack

#6
17:55Emani - hope someone (mrscriblam) starts a stupid discussion about how will ferrel is funny
17:55Clluud - ?
17:55Eman - in fact im going to add steve martin in there
17:55Clluud - what is this website about
17:55Eman - just to see if he takes the bait
17:55BP7 - once again
17:55BP7 - USED to be funny
17:55mrscriblam - will ferrel sucks
17:55mrscriblam - and eman you are a bad troll

EDIT: formatted 4 ur convenience.....

<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
Quote from: stealth trollwhat's up with you not sucking dicks like the faggot you are
<+fluffkomix> mrscriblam has added you as a friend
<+fluffkomix> ignore

<+mrscriblam> lmao

jjjjjjjjjj


rtil

i don't laugh at any comedian i mean some of them are funny but in that "heh. that was a funny joke" way not the laugh out loud way

emanhattan

i still believe scriblams weak point is his steve martin

DrRumack


<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
Quote from: stealth trollwhat's up with you not sucking dicks like the faggot you are
<+fluffkomix> mrscriblam has added you as a friend
<+fluffkomix> ignore

<+mrscriblam> lmao

Necronomitr0n

<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me


psi43

Quote from: rtili don't laugh at any comedian i mean some of them are funny but in that "heh. that was a funny joke" way not the laugh out loud way

i wish you could speak german, you'd love some of the german satire on tv here.

MarcK

everyone in every comic showdown and comic contest ive seen on comedy central.

oh and carrot top.

Lisa lamponelli and everyone else who gets called to do every comedy central roast.

Necronomitr0n

can we all agree that everyone on comedy central minus stewart and colbert are all unfunny
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

MarcK

I find the stand up of Tosh and Gaffigan quite funny.

Casey Pixmintro

No.

Oh and who can forget this "comedian"?



Well fuck it, I hate the entire Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
<@jjjjjjjjjj_Seed> IXINTRO FROM IXINTRO ENTERPRISES GOES MAD WITH HIS NEW FOUND WEALTH AND KILLS A HOOKER
<+RobHalford> hi my name is ix and I wanna get intro you
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

psi43

stand up comedians usually suck ass

Alta Don

Quote from: railgunstand up comedians usually suck ass