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Philip K Dick

#40
July 1, 2010 03:23 AM
q. what did bruce springsteen say to the ex-wife?
a. hey, how are the kids doing

q. why did bruce springsteen sell his car?
a. to make money

q. why isnt bruce springsteen popular anymore?
a. idk probably because he doesnt make very good music

q. why is bruce springsteen's nickname "the boss"?
a. idk

knock knock
who's there
bruce
bruce who
bruce frederick joseph springsteen

knock knock
who's there
bruce springsteen
bruce springsteen who
motherfuckin BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN THATS WHO NIGGA

knock knock
who's there
bruce
bruce who
bruce springsteen's daughter

zhicago

#41
July 1, 2010 03:46 AM
these are good jokes

sevv: btw dude you dropped your wacky-colored paste-on nose here i'll give it back to you

Khawner_

#42
July 3, 2010 05:36 PM
so a seal walks into a club
i'm gay

Wasim the Cool

#43
July 3, 2010 05:40 PM
i dont get it

lenko

#44
July 3, 2010 05:48 PM
how many conceptart.org users does it take to screw in a lightbulb






















none cos they all have their thumbs up each others asses
<emanhattan> i remember pingu ice cream
<emanhattan> it was a better time
<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
<emanhattan> and i knew i was gonna be
<emanhattan> consequence free

Wasim the Cool

#45
July 3, 2010 05:52 PM
its on now vegeta

Lats, Squats, & Oates

#46
July 3, 2010 06:14 PM
6 million Jewish people were taken from their homes, detained, tortured, and murdered in World War 2.

Necronomitr0n

#47
July 3, 2010 06:15 PM
Quote from: Lats, Squats, & Oates6 million Jewish people were taken from their homes, detained, tortured, and murdered in World War 2.
A Daily HaHa!!!
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

Daveb0t

#48
July 4, 2010 12:00 AM
levon

BluPhoenix

#49
July 6, 2010 08:34 AM
what's the capital of greece?




















































a teenager's hair
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

Casey Pixmintro

#50
July 6, 2010 03:22 PM
Quote from: BluPhoeniX7what's the capital of greece?




















































a teenager's hair
No you idiot it's "who cares, it's being burnt down to the ground and their economy sucks balls" durp
<@jjjjjjjjjj_Seed> IXINTRO FROM IXINTRO ENTERPRISES GOES MAD WITH HIS NEW FOUND WEALTH AND KILLS A HOOKER
<+RobHalford> hi my name is ix and I wanna get intro you
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

DrRumack

#51
July 6, 2010 04:40 PM
way to bump

<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
Quote from: stealth trollwhat's up with you not sucking dicks like the faggot you are
<+fluffkomix> mrscriblam has added you as a friend
<+fluffkomix> ignore
<+mrscriblam> lmao
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