my introduction

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hingadinga

My name is Lewis R Cunningham and I'm an Oracle geek. I love playing with Oracle, working with Oracle and sharing what I know about Oracle. In my travels as a consultant and employee, I have found that, in the Oracle world at least, managers, project leads, etc. often have to make decisions regarding their projects, employees and day to day operations with very little, and/or erroneous, information. These decisions often negatively impact the business bottom line and ongoing projects. The lack of information can be caused by an incomplete team, a lack of communication inside the team or even ego or attitude problems.

My goal will be to remove some of the mystery surrounding Oracle technology and to describe ways to integrate that technology in various projects and business areas. Some days I will write an executive overview of a technology, i.e. Warehouse Design or RAC. Other days it will be an in depth treatment of a technical topic such as AQ or replication. I will also write about incorporating Oracle development and administration into your business practices, like SCM and CMM and what, in my opinion, constitutes a solid Oracle development team.

I want to give you a place to go for straightforward information. I want to be more in depth than a concepts manual but not require you to wade through pages of uninteresting and uninformative technical jargon and minutia. I hope to become your Oracle Encyclopedia. Please send me any topics that you feel are important or that is generally lacking in coverage.

Near term topics will include issues with Very Large Databases (VLDB), a discussion of replication, and an overview of Star Schemas and Dimensional Modeling. My very next thread will be about a day with Ralph Kimball in Tampa. That was a seminar put on by Informatica that I found thoroughly enjoyable and very informative.

For the curious, I started working with Oracle databases in 1993. At the time I considered myself a Clipper (xBase) wizard. I was dragged kicking and screaming into the world of Oracle and GUI development with beta versions of Oracle 7.0 and Oracle Forms 4.0. I hated the GUI. All I wanted was an editor and a command prompt. And the entire concept of a mouse was heinous! I remember one of my first thoughts when creating an Oracle database was how backwards it was. I had to declare how much space I was going to use up front. Not even dBase III was that backwards. And don't even get me started on including all of the tables in a single file.

Needless to say, my attitude changed. When I learned to really use the environment, SQL, PL/SQL, etc and I learned about the scalability and reliability of Oracle I decided to dig in and find my new command prompt. I have to say that when I got started, sql*plus seemed very familiar. Hasn't changed much since. Heh

In the years since then, I have worked as an Oracle developer (with forms, backend pl/sql, reports, etc), a java developer with oracle on the backend, an architect, a dba, a data modeler, an ETL developer, an Oracle HRMS/Payroll functional and technical implementer and most currently as a designer/developer (with the title Sr DBA). I have also done time as project manager and supervisor. The jobs that I've enjoyed the most are the ones that have a little bit of each of those.

I also spent a lot of time as a consultant so I have tasted just about every flavor of Unix; and every possible configuration of Oracle. I have worked in the higher education, finance, military, software and energy industries.

I hope you find something that interests you and that you will come back often. I am always interested in hearing your viewpoint and/or criticism of my viewpoint.

Thanks,

Lewis


creamcorn

you do like to talk alot about yourself dont you


anigen


The Good Ole Ant

foodeetin 3:35 pm
   u rich prick tho man
   fuckin ceo ass
   give me a raise
   in the future i mean
sAlaDofMetal 3:35 pm
   ill ma fccain dic in yo face
sAlaDofMetal 3:36 pm
   "ill ma fccain dic in yo face" what the fuck
foodeetin 3:36 pm
   lmao
sAlaDofMetal 3:36 pm
   ill ma's fuckin dick in your face
   ew
   a
   a
   a
foodeetin 3:36 pm
   lmfo

Philip K Dick

Hello hingadinga! Sometimes we here at theblackberries.gov tend to get a little overexcited and say rude things when we don't actually mean them. I apologize for my friend's bothersome words and wish you a warm welcome ^_____________^

emanhattan


GenericTwat5554

Quote from: toswhat is oracle
"Every night, I lie awake in my bed and think about Meg Griffin. I know it is wrong, to be obsessed with a television character but the urges keep coming no matter what I do. I sit at home and jack off every time I watch Family Guy. I cum every time Meg Griffin speaks. My balls hurt and I alienate my friends and family. It is just that Meg's sexy body and glasses are insatiable. I keep wishing that maybe there is a real Meg Griffin some where out there ready to suck my dick. Every night, I lie awake in my bed and think about Meg Griffin. I know it is wrong, to be obsessed with a television character but the urges keep coming no matter what I do. I sit at home and jack off every time I watch Family Guy. I cum every time Meg Griffin speaks. My balls hurt and I alienate my friends and family. It is just that Meg's sexy body and glasses are insatiable. I keep wishing that maybe there is a real Meg Griffin some where out there ready to suck my dick. Every night, I lie awake in my bed and think about Meg Griffin. I know it is wrong, to be obsessed with a television character but the urges keep coming no matter what I do. I sit at home and jack off every time I watch Family Guy. I cum every time Meg Griffin speaks. My balls hurt and I alienate my friends and family. It is just that Meg's sexy body and glasses are insatiable. I keep wishing that maybe there is a real Meg Griffin some where out there ready to suck my dick. Every night, I lie awake in my bed and think about Meg Griffin. I know it is wrong, to be obsessed with a television character but the urges keep coming no matter what I do. I sit at home and jack off every time I watch Family Guy. I cum every time Meg Griffin speaks. My balls hurt and I alienate my friends and family. It is just that Meg's sexy body and glasses are insatiable. I keep wishing that maybe there is a real Meg Griffin some where out there ready to suck my dick."
~the-wade-birgade, CNN Interview

lenko

^holy shit keanu is almost making an expression there
<emanhattan> i remember pingu ice cream
<emanhattan> it was a better time
<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
<emanhattan> and i knew i was gonna be
<emanhattan> consequence free

RobHalford

#9
Quote from: toswhat is oracle
uh software a lot of the IT nerds here are learning.

QuoteBut nevvgrounds is totally different from 4chan. We are a different set of people.
Quote<+ukinojoe> kirbopher is a pile of jackets
<+ukinojoe> if you remove them all
<+ukinojoe> all thats left is a dead rat

The Good Ole Ant

Digital: ArtRage

nevermind you can stay
foodeetin 3:35 pm
   u rich prick tho man
   fuckin ceo ass
   give me a raise
   in the future i mean
sAlaDofMetal 3:35 pm
   ill ma fccain dic in yo face
sAlaDofMetal 3:36 pm
   "ill ma fccain dic in yo face" what the fuck
foodeetin 3:36 pm
   lmao
sAlaDofMetal 3:36 pm
   ill ma's fuckin dick in your face
   ew
   a
   a
   a
foodeetin 3:36 pm
   lmfo

Sapphire


The Good Ole Ant

Quote from: Sapphiretl;dr

Hi though

who u?
foodeetin 3:35 pm
   u rich prick tho man
   fuckin ceo ass
   give me a raise
   in the future i mean
sAlaDofMetal 3:35 pm
   ill ma fccain dic in yo face
sAlaDofMetal 3:36 pm
   "ill ma fccain dic in yo face" what the fuck
foodeetin 3:36 pm
   lmao
sAlaDofMetal 3:36 pm
   ill ma's fuckin dick in your face
   ew
   a
   a
   a
foodeetin 3:36 pm
   lmfo

Necronomitr0n

you havin fun looking through all the old art contests ant?
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

hingadinga

Wow, you guys are so mean and rude, judgng me by the fact that i like Oracle, even though some of you are so stupid, and proudly boast about it ('reptilicus: who is tos and why do they make so many shitty threads' as a signature... ).

But thats why i joined this forum, to teach those simpletons about Oracle, may it open their eyes and guide them to the path of True Intelligence.


Some of you seem cool, so I'm glad I'm not the only one.


The Good Ole Ant

foodeetin 3:35 pm
   u rich prick tho man
   fuckin ceo ass
   give me a raise
   in the future i mean
sAlaDofMetal 3:35 pm
   ill ma fccain dic in yo face
sAlaDofMetal 3:36 pm
   "ill ma fccain dic in yo face" what the fuck
foodeetin 3:36 pm
   lmao
sAlaDofMetal 3:36 pm
   ill ma's fuckin dick in your face
   ew
   a
   a
   a
foodeetin 3:36 pm
   lmfo

Mew_User

Quote from: Lhi mr blue!!

GenericTwat5554

"Every night, I lie awake in my bed and think about Meg Griffin. I know it is wrong, to be obsessed with a television character but the urges keep coming no matter what I do. I sit at home and jack off every time I watch Family Guy. I cum every time Meg Griffin speaks. My balls hurt and I alienate my friends and family. It is just that Meg's sexy body and glasses are insatiable. I keep wishing that maybe there is a real Meg Griffin some where out there ready to suck my dick. Every night, I lie awake in my bed and think about Meg Griffin. I know it is wrong, to be obsessed with a television character but the urges keep coming no matter what I do. I sit at home and jack off every time I watch Family Guy. I cum every time Meg Griffin speaks. My balls hurt and I alienate my friends and family. It is just that Meg's sexy body and glasses are insatiable. I keep wishing that maybe there is a real Meg Griffin some where out there ready to suck my dick. Every night, I lie awake in my bed and think about Meg Griffin. I know it is wrong, to be obsessed with a television character but the urges keep coming no matter what I do. I sit at home and jack off every time I watch Family Guy. I cum every time Meg Griffin speaks. My balls hurt and I alienate my friends and family. It is just that Meg's sexy body and glasses are insatiable. I keep wishing that maybe there is a real Meg Griffin some where out there ready to suck my dick. Every night, I lie awake in my bed and think about Meg Griffin. I know it is wrong, to be obsessed with a television character but the urges keep coming no matter what I do. I sit at home and jack off every time I watch Family Guy. I cum every time Meg Griffin speaks. My balls hurt and I alienate my friends and family. It is just that Meg's sexy body and glasses are insatiable. I keep wishing that maybe there is a real Meg Griffin some where out there ready to suck my dick."
~the-wade-birgade, CNN Interview

Orangebeef


texas



i wanted to post this somewhere and here seemed appropriate