have ya ever jacked off to somethin

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cr0m

February 9, 2010 02:42 PM
then you feel weird for about 10-15 minutes afterwards and go on with your normal day
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creamcorn

#1
February 9, 2010 02:46 PM
have ya ever jacked off to somethin, then right after youre like woa wtf why did i jack off 2 tHAT

then you feel weird for about 10-15 minutes afterwards and go on with your normal day

cr0m

#2
February 9, 2010 03:11 PM
nah
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Daveb0t

#3
February 9, 2010 03:48 PM
Quote from: cr0mnah
I attest to that. That is one of%uFEFF the things to turn a guy on. That guy should be lucky to have a girl that farts like that, and pretty much likes it. If he doesn't, I would gladly take his place. I would have put my nose right on her ass to smell that wonderful, sexy gas, especially the last three farts she did. Damn. I would love to have a girlfriend that farted like her. I would never leave her granted she cooks, cleans, wear lingerie around the house, and of course fart. I got so horny!

Necronomitr0n

#4
February 9, 2010 04:33 PM
on multiple occasions
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

Kött

#5
February 9, 2010 05:20 PM
what?
Why of course!

It often are those fucked up things that are so hot just because they seem so wrong that I personally love since they add a certain thrill of doing something bad...
I'm pretty sure no one can just be satisfied getting off to the same kind of normal and tame porn or have vanilla sex for all his life...

My thesis is that everyone has one or more sick and disturbung fetishes and it's normal for men to develop these.
And yes, you have at least one sick little fetish as well you dirty little bitch and I know it...
:3

spite

#6
February 9, 2010 05:27 PM Last Edit: February 9, 2010 05:58 PM by spite
Have you ever posted something on the internet

and then you feel weird for about 10-15 minutes afterwards and go on with your normal day

DrRumack

#7
February 9, 2010 05:54 PM
ive jacked off to things i felt weird about maybe 3-4 years later for a couple days

<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
Quote from: stealth trollwhat's up with you not sucking dicks like the faggot you are
<+fluffkomix> mrscriblam has added you as a friend
<+fluffkomix> ignore
<+mrscriblam> lmao

billy

#8
February 9, 2010 07:56 PM
i jacked off to linetrap

The Good Ole Ant

#9
February 9, 2010 08:08 PM
foodeetin 3:35 pm
    u rich prick tho man
    fuckin ceo ass
    give me a raise
    in the future i mean
sAlaDofMetal 3:35 pm
    ill ma fccain dic in yo face
sAlaDofMetal 3:36 pm
    "ill ma fccain dic in yo face" what the fuck
foodeetin 3:36 pm
    lmao
sAlaDofMetal 3:36 pm
    ill ma's fuckin dick in your face
    ew
   a
    a
    a
foodeetin 3:36 pm
    lmfo

GenericTwat5554

#10
February 10, 2010 06:10 PM
Okay fuckhead, you want an answer, here was your topic:

"Fastest Masturbation Times"

We don't need a new topic about masturbation every 5 fucking minutes! Go jerk off your dad and swallow his steamy load!
"Every night, I lie awake in my bed and think about Meg Griffin. I know it is wrong, to be obsessed with a television character but the urges keep coming no matter what I do. I sit at home and jack off every time I watch Family Guy. I cum every time Meg Griffin speaks. My balls hurt and I alienate my friends and family. It is just that Meg's sexy body and glasses are insatiable. I keep wishing that maybe there is a real Meg Griffin some where out there ready to suck my dick. Every night, I lie awake in my bed and think about Meg Griffin. I know it is wrong, to be obsessed with a television character but the urges keep coming no matter what I do. I sit at home and jack off every time I watch Family Guy. I cum every time Meg Griffin speaks. My balls hurt and I alienate my friends and family. It is just that Meg's sexy body and glasses are insatiable. I keep wishing that maybe there is a real Meg Griffin some where out there ready to suck my dick. Every night, I lie awake in my bed and think about Meg Griffin. I know it is wrong, to be obsessed with a television character but the urges keep coming no matter what I do. I sit at home and jack off every time I watch Family Guy. I cum every time Meg Griffin speaks. My balls hurt and I alienate my friends and family. It is just that Meg's sexy body and glasses are insatiable. I keep wishing that maybe there is a real Meg Griffin some where out there ready to suck my dick. Every night, I lie awake in my bed and think about Meg Griffin. I know it is wrong, to be obsessed with a television character but the urges keep coming no matter what I do. I sit at home and jack off every time I watch Family Guy. I cum every time Meg Griffin speaks. My balls hurt and I alienate my friends and family. It is just that Meg's sexy body and glasses are insatiable. I keep wishing that maybe there is a real Meg Griffin some where out there ready to suck my dick."
~the-wade-birgade, CNN Interview

CoolDrMoney

#11
February 10, 2010 08:42 PM
Loads of steam
http://cooldrmoney.deviantart.com/

"Hmmm...."
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date: December 1, 2007
Wade is not gay, read his profile! It's sad that you would use sexual orientation as a joke, shows that you have no real sense of humor.

Dailyman

#12
February 10, 2010 10:27 PM
i jaked off to a big dick but it was my own dick so i was jacking off to jacking off lol

Tha everlastin taste testin master matters.

The Good Ole Ant

#13
February 10, 2010 11:49 PM
Quote from: Dailymani jaked off to a big dick but it was my own dick so i was jacking off to jacking off lol

and that my friends, is the sound of two dicks rubbing together
foodeetin 3:35 pm
    u rich prick tho man
    fuckin ceo ass
    give me a raise
    in the future i mean
sAlaDofMetal 3:35 pm
    ill ma fccain dic in yo face
sAlaDofMetal 3:36 pm
    "ill ma fccain dic in yo face" what the fuck
foodeetin 3:36 pm
    lmao
sAlaDofMetal 3:36 pm
    ill ma's fuckin dick in your face
    ew
   a
    a
    a
foodeetin 3:36 pm
    lmfo

MarcK

#14
February 11, 2010 01:43 AM
Quotehave ya ever jacked off to--
nope.

The Good Ole Ant

#15
February 11, 2010 06:35 AM
while we're on the topic of jackin it
have yall every jacked off to a pic/movie of someone who looks like a person you know irl?
foodeetin 3:35 pm
    u rich prick tho man
    fuckin ceo ass
    give me a raise
    in the future i mean
sAlaDofMetal 3:35 pm
    ill ma fccain dic in yo face
sAlaDofMetal 3:36 pm
    "ill ma fccain dic in yo face" what the fuck
foodeetin 3:36 pm
    lmao
sAlaDofMetal 3:36 pm
    ill ma's fuckin dick in your face
    ew
   a
    a
    a
foodeetin 3:36 pm
    lmfo

W.A.C.

#16
February 11, 2010 07:34 AM
Quote from: cr0mhave ya ever jacked off to somethin, then right after youre like woa wtf why did i jack off 2 tHAT
I watch some pretty extreme stuff, so of course. >_>

Quote from: cr0mthen you feel weird for about 10-15 minutes afterwards and go on with your normal day
10-15 minutes? More like a minute or two.

Necronomitr0n

#17
February 11, 2010 08:01 AM
roflmao
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

MarcK

#19
February 11, 2010 08:09 AM
Quote from: W.A.C.I watch some pretty extreme stuff, so of course. >_>
not as extreme as what ive watched duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
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