Heavy Rain

Started by jjjjjjjjjj, February 7, 2010 12:05 PM

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lasse

i hope its better than fahrenheit, which was a good game the first half, then there were way too many quicktime events and  the story went so far up its own ass

Jeinu

i am getting this for ps3 tomorrow i am excited !! i will let you know how it goes

Mad Meat

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oh wait that interesting......that make me feel guilty.

lmao killerdoll i am so glad you still post here

never change
you are so lovely, cookie
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BluPhoenix

I'll rent it whenever possible, and then this can be moved into uncle tom's 'debate' forum
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

dilly


<@reptilicus> am I in backwards land?
<@reptilicus> if i go to the toilet will poop go up into my rectum

creamcorn

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Fuzz

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1GtIkG7sDU
That was a really good review. Now I'm not so sad that I sold my PS3.

BluPhoenix

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Quote from: dillybara review!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1GtIkG7sDU
That was a really good review. Now I'm not so sad that I sold my PS3.
wait what? you got rid of it that fast?
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph


Fuzz

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Quote from: dillybara review!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1GtIkG7sDU
That was a really good review. Now I'm not so sad that I sold my PS3.
wait what? you got rid of it that fast?

Yea pretty much no games... It's been a few months. lol

I played most of the Exclusives and liked most of them, but then everything else I had on my 360 so... it's gone.

rtil

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anigen

the only reason i'd get a ps3 is for mgs4 which ive already played on my brothers ps3

for the record it was fantastic and one of the most beautiful storylines ever

billy


Mad Meat

Quote from: dillybara review!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1GtIkG7sDU
thanks for the gameplay, i don't take too seriously what the guy say.

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it's still a decent adventure game though
destructoid is mostly talking crap when it come to review.
Jim sterling gave it a 7. while they did the lowest score on metacritic
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Daveb0t

Billy that review is stupid

Sorry!


BluPhoenix

#96
"Both games feature quick-time-events. Both games offer choices to the player. Both games have PS2-era graphics."
nope. pretty confident you couldnt get either to run on a ps2.

"Heavy Rain costs $60 and it plays itself for you half the fucking time."
probably because of how slow paced DP is

"1.The Origami killer only picks on ten-year-old boys. That's not a threat to me. I could kick the shit out of a little boy. What's so scary about that? In fact, I fucking hate kids. More of them should be drowned in rainwater. How is he a credible villain when he's doing the world a service?
2.Origami isn't scary. Ooh, fuck, he's going to give me a paper cut! Please. Folding paper is the kind of think an autistic would do.
3.The Raincoat Killer has orange glowing eyes. This is terrifying of course.
4.When the Raincoat Killer is revealed, it doesn't feel as if we were lied to by intellectually dishonest developers for the better part of six hours, just to force the most contrived curve ball in videogame history."
ok, this is where im starting to think this review is a joke.

"It's a basic scientific fact that professional game reviewers judge titles based on what platform they are on and use no other basis for their judgment. This is obviously why I despise Heavy Rain and love Deadly Premonition. DP is on the Xbox 360 which is a system that I routinely ejaculate onto, inside, and around, because I find it erotic and it makes my penis feel nice and spray cocksnot everywhere."
yeah, im pretty sure he's joking.

"Simple fact: The PS3 is shit, and all its games are shit, and anybody who even thinks about buying a PS3 is made out of shit and has shit for a head and brain. All games developed for it are bad, unless they are multiplatform games, in which case only the XBox 360 version is good. Also, Blu-ray is for gays."
ok, he'd BETTER be joking.

http://xbox360.ign.com/dor/objects/761567/...s_092107_1.html

Coming 2008
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

Flash

Quote from: BluPhoeniX7ok, this is where im starting to think this review is a joke.

oh my fucking god.

emanhattan

Man this game sucks I think ill just stick to super mario 64 that never failed me

BluPhoenix

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Quote from: BluPhoeniX7ok, this is where im starting to think this review is a joke.

oh my fucking god.
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

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