happy birthday taylor bortner

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rtil

November 14, 2009 12:57 AM
over the years you have grown from an athing to a real bortner and i am so proud of you

Philip K Dick

#1
November 14, 2009 01:02 AM
our little t is now a big T

SHADOWFOX2

#2
November 14, 2009 01:03 AM
Haha I would've just bumped his old b-day topic
Happy 18th Taylor Bortner
Rit-Didlit-Dit-Dit-Dit Happy Birthdaaaaaaaaaaay x2
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then again, sorry for that question

Necronomitr0n

#3
November 14, 2009 01:05 AM
gaylord buttnerd

nah i\\\'m kidding happy boifday
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

emanhattan

#4
November 14, 2009 01:07 AM
feliz cumpleaños perra

texas

#5
November 14, 2009 01:17 AM
happy birthday dude

rtil

#6
November 14, 2009 01:20 AM Last Edit: November 14, 2009 01:20 AM by rtil
Quote from: SHADOWFOX2Rit-Didlit-Dit-Dit-Dit Happy Birthdaaaaaaaaaaay x2
[embed]http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/taylors_birthday.swf[/embed]

Alta Don

#7
November 14, 2009 01:21 AM
Happy bday taylor

DrRumack

#8
November 14, 2009 01:28 AM
Quote from: Uncle Tomour little t is now a big T
and a huge d as well

happy birthday bortner buddy

<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
Quote from: stealth trollwhat's up with you not sucking dicks like the faggot you are
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<+fluffkomix> ignore
<+mrscriblam> lmao

funzop

#9
November 14, 2009 01:29 AM
hppy bday ass

LordZeebmork

#10
November 14, 2009 01:45 AM
have fun crushing your dick in bitchpants for another year!!
let's all set our phasers on "boring"

emanhattan

#11
November 14, 2009 02:00 AM
lmfao I love that music

lenko

#12
November 14, 2009 02:05 AM
have a mars volta bday

<emanhattan> i remember pingu ice cream
<emanhattan> it was a better time
<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
<emanhattan> and i knew i was gonna be
<emanhattan> consequence free

emanhattan

#13
November 14, 2009 02:08 AM
rip ti di ti tib bid dip bip taylor bortneeeer
rip ti di ti tib bid dip bip taylor bortneeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

retrosmash

#14
November 14, 2009 03:45 AM
happy 18th brah

seems like you were a lil 14 year old gdkggd just yesterday

shura

#15
November 14, 2009 04:01 AM
happy birthday! i know you like disco shirts so i got you a disco shirt as a gift i hope you like it  

trent bortknob

#16
November 14, 2009 04:27 AM
thank U guys i just finished my b-day party so now im going to respond to each of UR posts

Quote from: rtilover the years you have grown from an athing to a real bortner and i am so proud of you
it is a long & perilous journey that all men must travel.....thnk u

Quote from: Uncle Tomour little t is now a big T
hey during the party i read "sing boy gets laid" to everybody and they thought it was funny

Quote from: SHADOWFOX2Haha I would\\\'ve just bumped his old b-day topic
Happy 18th Taylor Bortner
Rit-Didlit-Dit-Dit-Dit Happy Birthdaaaaaaaaaaay x2
what is this song from i forget

Quote from: systechgaylord buttnerd

nah i\\\'m kidding happy boifday
shut the hell up you faggot i hate your guts nah im just kiddin man u r my best friend amigo

Quote from: emanfeliz cumpleaños perra
gracias amigo la fiesta de mi cumpleaños fue divertido

mi novie me da unos regalos muy buenos y una tarjeta de cumpleaños que escribí en español (ella no puede hablar en español. ella no supo lo que estaba escrito en la tarjeta)

*novia

Quote from: Malhappy birthday dude
thanks dude

Quote from: JoeyBangHappy bday taylor
thanik ur very much joeybang

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Quote from: Uncle Tomour little t is now a big T
and a huge d as well

happy birthday bortner buddy
the biggest d there is

Quote from: LordZeebmorkhave fun crushing your dick in bitchpants for another year!!
will do!

Quote from: lenkabiscahave a mars volta bday

that\\\'s EXACTLY what my party was like

trent bortknob

#17
November 14, 2009 04:35 AM
Quote from: retrosmashhappy 18th brah

seems like you were a lil 14 year old gdkggd just yesterday
yeah dude i know what you mean when i joined the star syndicate when i was 14 and that was like 4 years ago can you beieve that shit dude i mean when i joined i lied and told everyone i was 15 bevcause i thought tha twould make me cooler somehow THATS HOW GAY I WAS

but did imagine that 4 years in the SS completely changed my life in every single way and i\\\'ve been through a whole lot of shit emtionally and physically over the last 4 years some of it is related to the SS and some of it is all real life drama bullshit but i definitely think that if i hadn\\\'t of joined the SS back then i would never have come out of my shell as a youngster

and besides i met some of the coolest people ever on there and some of them have changed my life (i.e. armon has completely changed what i was going to do with my future)

thanks a lot you guys even though i stopped making spam flashes and shit and techincally we arent even on the SS i think that you guys gave me that group of friends sort of environment that every kid needs and i didnt have. i grew a whole lot because of U guys so thank U

Quote from: sashahappy birthday! i know you like disco shirts so i got you a disco shirt as a gift i hope you like it  

it\\\'s great i love it

trent bortknob

#18
November 14, 2009 05:56 AM
just registered 4 the draft

ansel

#19
November 14, 2009 06:15 AM
happy birthday mr b0rtner

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