A blasphemous act commited in the school cafe

Emergency Alert System · September 29, 2009 07:43 PM

Approximately at 12:29 PM. A kid sporting a huge backpack and a backwards cap brought the most unthinkable thing for lunch. A Whopper Jr. with cheese from Burger King. As horrible as it may sound, it is nothing compared having to witness such grotesque food being devoured.

I ran away quickly as I could, having to cover my mouth so I don't throw up from the terror. I prayed to Ronald in the bathroom stall, asking him to get that horrid image out of my mind.

What are your thoughts?

jjjjjjjjjj · September 29, 2009 07:56 PM

oh hey we're goin back to the ronald thing first it was ronald then rtil then mrkrabs and now ronald again

creamcorn · September 29, 2009 07:59 PM

its a pattern
whats he trying to say?

ansel · September 29, 2009 10:03 PM

would you like me to attempt to decode his riddle sir

emanhattan · September 30, 2009 12:05 AM

If I had one dollar for every good post EAS has not done

id have

one dollar

Mushroomboy5 · September 30, 2009 12:10 AM

Quote from: chickenits a pattern
whats he trying to say?

He's trying to say that

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retrosmash · September 30, 2009 12:55 AM

run a ronald mcdonald jumbo jet into the burger king headquarters in oslo, sweden, afterwards throwing a huge celebration in the streets of ronaldtopia with plenty of big macs and tasty fountain drinks, singing your praises to almighty ronald The ((Best)) [(of All)]\ while the rest of the filthy burger kinglings in this heathen world weep and look back on it as an unforgettable day of infamy. Indeed Fuck......!dude

Factory · September 30, 2009 02:21 AM

EWWWWWWW

Gross! Glad you got out of there Chris!

LordZeebmork · September 30, 2009 05:24 AM

RobHalford · September 30, 2009 05:33 AM

Emergency Alert System · September 30, 2009 11:16 PM

Quote from: FactoryEWWWWWWW

Gross! Glad you got out of there Chris!

umm, don't call me that. i would prefer it if you called me Christian.

Factory · October 1, 2009 12:09 AM

Quote from: Emergency Alert System
Quote from: FactoryEWWWWWWW

Gross! Glad you got out of there Chris!

umm, don't call me that. i would prefer it if you called me Christian.

NO.

ansel · October 1, 2009 02:13 AM

Quote from: Emergency Alert System
Quote from: FactoryEWWWWWWW

Gross! Glad you got out of there Chris!

umm, don't call me that. i would prefer it if you called me Christian.

oh shit it's all coming together

dilly · October 1, 2009 02:55 AM

Quote from: anseloh shit it's all coming together

rtil · October 1, 2009 02:57 AM

Quote from: dillybar
Quote from: anseloh shit it's all coming together

christian weston chandler creator of sonichu original character do not steal

salutations · October 1, 2009 10:43 AM

mcdonlads is nasty their food gives me the shits and their mascot is a fuckin clown. literally. and their cheeseburgers smell like butt

Casey Pixmintro · October 1, 2009 04:24 PM

Quote from: salutationsmcdonlads is nasty their food gives me the shits and their mascot is a fuckin clown. literally. and their cheeseburgers smell like butt

I was about to make the same argument, but you covered all my points...

dilly · October 1, 2009 05:29 PM

Quote from: rtil
Quote from: dillybar
Quote from: anseloh shit it's all coming together

christian weston chandler creator of sonichu original character do not steal
his mother must be so proud...

Factory · October 1, 2009 11:05 PM

We have In-N-Out and Carl's here, I think both are good but you get sick of Carl's after a few times

Crabarms · October 1, 2009 11:55 PM

SPOOON