done with masturbation

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Philip K Dick

August 5, 2009 02:19 AM
just finished up now cleaning my keyboard

Flash

#1
August 5, 2009 02:21 AM
i use a fleshlight heh

lenko

#2
August 5, 2009 02:21 AM
armon whats the max number of jerkoffs you've done in 24 hours
<emanhattan> i remember pingu ice cream
<emanhattan> it was a better time
<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
<emanhattan> and i knew i was gonna be
<emanhattan> consequence free

Philip K Dick

#3
August 5, 2009 02:23 AM
Quote from: lenkabiscaarmon whats the max number of jerkoffs you've done in 24 hours

uh around 10 or so

Daveb0t

#4
August 5, 2009 02:36 AM
i am a little black perverted freak that is actualy 14 i love to play games on newgrounds and so does my friends wich i told them to play this site i also love rpg online games wich i get most of them of this site and my favrite game pc maker is fucking tom fulp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so yea thats me -_- _0_

Casey Pixmintro

#5
August 5, 2009 02:41 AM
Quote from: The Sorting Hat
Quote from: lenkabiscaarmon whats the max number of jerkoffs you've done in 24 hours

uh around 10 or so

Holy SHIT!  
<@jjjjjjjjjj_Seed> IXINTRO FROM IXINTRO ENTERPRISES GOES MAD WITH HIS NEW FOUND WEALTH AND KILLS A HOOKER
<+RobHalford> hi my name is ix and I wanna get intro you
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

mishkamash

#6
August 5, 2009 02:44 AM
lets see who has jerked off/touched themselves the most in a singel day winner gets a free dick or vagina costume
<lenko> i saw a hedgehog on the way home if i was drunk i would have yelled IM DOCTOR RRRRROBOTNIK and chased it 

Necronomitr0n

#7
August 5, 2009 02:46 AM
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

Fuzz

#9
August 5, 2009 03:01 AM
Quote from: MishkaMashlets see who has jerked off/touched themselves the most in a singel day winner gets a free dick or vagina costume
28! Wait... does having actual sex count?

RichChap

#10
August 5, 2009 03:03 AM
Quote from: The Sorting Hatjust finished up now cleaning my keyboard

why? what was on your keyboard?

psi43

#12
August 5, 2009 03:20 AM
Quote from: Fuzz
Quote from: MishkaMashlets see who has jerked off/touched themselves the most in a singel day winner gets a free dick or vagina costume
28! Wait... does having actual sex count?

we're talking about masturbating not getting fucked


top would be probably like 3 for me but that was ages ago. I barely masturbate anymore tbh

Casey Pixmintro

#13
August 5, 2009 04:36 AM
2, because you get bored, and your wrist gets tired and you run out of tissues afterward.
<@jjjjjjjjjj_Seed> IXINTRO FROM IXINTRO ENTERPRISES GOES MAD WITH HIS NEW FOUND WEALTH AND KILLS A HOOKER
<+RobHalford> hi my name is ix and I wanna get intro you
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

emanhattan

#14
August 5, 2009 04:41 AM
MASTURBATION TOPIC

jjjjjjjjjj

#15
August 5, 2009 04:45 AM
Quote from: The Sorting Hatjust finished up now cleaning my keyboard
shoulda used a sock

shura

#16
August 5, 2009 05:01 AM
yeah i play with my dick all day long

Casey Pixmintro

#17
August 5, 2009 05:03 AM
If I were a girl I'd play with myself alllllll dayyyyyyy longggggg.
<@jjjjjjjjjj_Seed> IXINTRO FROM IXINTRO ENTERPRISES GOES MAD WITH HIS NEW FOUND WEALTH AND KILLS A HOOKER
<+RobHalford> hi my name is ix and I wanna get intro you
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

RobHalford

#18
August 5, 2009 06:13 AM
Quote from: Ixintro2, because you get bored, and your wrist gets tired and you run out of tissues afterward.

1, you're doing it wrong. 2, toilet paper works just fine.

QuoteBut nevvgrounds is totally different from 4chan. We are a different set of people.
Quote<+ukinojoe> kirbopher is a pile of jackets
<+ukinojoe> if you remove them all
<+ukinojoe> all thats left is a dead rat

99

#19
August 5, 2009 06:15 AM
when i first saw this topic's title, i thought it meant you were quitting masturbation.

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