done with masturbation

Started by Philip K Dick, August 5, 2009 02:19 AM

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Philip K Dick

#20
August 5, 2009 06:31 AM
yep

thats

the

joke

DrRumack

#21
August 5, 2009 10:32 AM
what kind of loser would quit masturbating

<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
Quote from: stealth trollwhat's up with you not sucking dicks like the faggot you are
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Greenkitten

#22
August 5, 2009 11:41 AM
Quote from: MrScriblamwhat kind of loser would quit masturbating
one that has a girl to do it for him


Greenkitten

#23
August 5, 2009 12:00 PM
Quote from: squfar
Quote from: squfar PRIDE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!
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PRIDE MOTHERFUCKERS


Philip K Dick

#24
August 5, 2009 04:36 PM
girls/girlfriends dont magically fulfill all of your sexual cravings and desires. its not like when you get a girlfriend you just stop masturbating forever

ansel

#25
August 5, 2009 04:38 PM
Quote from: The Sorting Hatgirls/girlfriends dont magically fulfill all of your sexual cravings and desires. its not like when you get a girlfriend you just stop masturbating forever


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Philip K Dick

#26
August 5, 2009 04:52 PM
yep sorry to break it to you you fucking uptight virgin ginger cuntfuck

Flash

#27
August 5, 2009 05:00 PM
but whats the point then!!!!

mishkamash

#28
August 5, 2009 05:03 PM
he bought a sybian
<lenko> i saw a hedgehog on the way home if i was drunk i would have yelled IM DOCTOR RRRRROBOTNIK and chased it 

Necronomitr0n

#29
August 5, 2009 05:45 PM
Quote from: The Sorting Hatgirls/girlfriends dont magically fulfill all of your sexual cravings and desires. its not like when you get a girlfriend you just stop masturbating forever
^
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

Loathsome

#30
August 5, 2009 08:17 PM
Quote from: The Sorting Hatgirls/girlfriends dont magically fulfill all of your sexual cravings and desires. its not like when you get a girlfriend you just stop masturbating forever

This is true.
Actually, having sex with your girlfriend often just makes it worse. Hell, I masturbate more now when I have a girlfriend than before.

Quote from: Flashbut whats the point then!!!!

yeah let\\\'s never have sex and masturbate forever

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Fuzz

#31
August 5, 2009 08:39 PM
The point of sex is to reproduce.

funzop

#32
August 5, 2009 10:32 PM
woah did i accidentally click a link to the ngbbs whoops!!

lenko

#33
August 5, 2009 10:52 PM
Quote from: FuzzThe point of sex is to reproduce.

and get yer jollies
<emanhattan> i remember pingu ice cream
<emanhattan> it was a better time
<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
<emanhattan> and i knew i was gonna be
<emanhattan> consequence free

rtil

#34
August 5, 2009 11:52 PM
the point is you're all gay
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