"Tywo At Large" Goes Under

lenko · July 18, 2009 01:05 AM

IXINTRO animation enterprises sails a black flag today, as tywo (of prestigious scholarship winning series Tywo at large) is to be killed off in the series finale, ending the series prematurely at four and a half episodes. Exec producter daran carling-webbster or whatever had this to say: "I am deeply sorry. We will be shutting down production of Tywo toons tomorrow in order to make Mega Monsters, a Pokemon-inspired monster show. Because that will actually make money. It's looking v. cool!"

Mega Monsters will be shown on FOX every morning at 9am this Fall.

Goodbye Tywo, we will miss you.

Daveb0t · July 18, 2009 01:06 AM

jut twyoing it up!

Casey Pixmintro · July 18, 2009 01:08 AM

LMFAOOO

Well, the characters have been adapted into the series.

There's Tywoclodon, Lianasaur, Jackalops and Patrifuckingarse. They battle but also learn lessons about sharing and proper hygiene. It'll be a fun time.

RobHalford · July 18, 2009 01:24 AM

Sources say Tywo will try the cartoon porn industry in the meantime.

Casey Pixmintro · July 18, 2009 01:27 AM

Oh he will, will he?

RobHalford · July 18, 2009 01:32 AM

Quote from: IxintroOh he will, will he?

I heard he's got a thing for Jessica Rabbit.

Casey Pixmintro · July 18, 2009 04:47 AM

Quote from: Rob Halford
Quote from: IxintroOh he will, will he?

I heard he's got his thing in Jessica Rabbit.

That's news worthy.

trent bortknob · July 18, 2009 03:55 PM

tywo at large is a really shitty cartoon

Philip K Dick · July 18, 2009 05:45 PM

taylor bortner is a really mediocre philanthropist

trent bortknob · July 18, 2009 06:13 PM

that may be true but at least im not tywo at large

Casey Pixmintro · July 18, 2009 10:15 PM

I lied, I didn't stop making "Tywo At Large" to make "Mega Monsters"...

I stopped making it to make "Taylor at Large". Due Summer 2010.

trent bortknob · July 18, 2009 11:03 PM

Quote from: IxintroI stopped making it to make "Taylor at Large". Due Summer 2010.

will that new series have the exact same shitty animation and family guy rip-off jokes too?

will you also make a new theme song where the guitars are even more out of tune and badly mixed???

Casey Pixmintro · July 18, 2009 11:04 PM

Low blow motherfucker, at least I don't have gay hair. OHH!!!

trent bortknob · July 18, 2009 11:11 PM

at least the chicitas like my hair PWNED

Casey Pixmintro · July 18, 2009 11:14 PM

Do they? Do they really??? Or are they thinking, "that cut would look great for me"? Hmmm???

lenko · July 18, 2009 11:37 PM

InsaneX · July 18, 2009 11:39 PM

Why Cant We All GEt Along

texas · July 18, 2009 11:45 PM

taylors hair is amazing
same with his clothes

trent bortknob · July 19, 2009 02:55 PM

Quote from: IxintroDo they? Do they really??? Or are they thinking, "that cut would look great for me"? Hmmm???

MY LOOKS HAVE NO RELEVANCE TO YOUR INABILITY TO MAKE GOOD CARTOONS

Casey Pixmintro · July 19, 2009 03:10 PM

You're so hardcore, it's almost orgasmic!

Also, "Taylor at Large" has gotten picked up for a 52-episode, 4-season deal, GREAT JOB!