Holy shit; Rtil is on Jones Soda!

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whoareyou

June 28, 2009 01:42 AM
We all know of Jones Soda, the famous soda brand with various pictures of all kinds on the bottle. But when I was looking through the soda aisle of the local supermarket, I knew I recognized one of the faces on the bottles! It was Ryan Miller! So I brought it home and took a pic of it first, with a white bg (for the cool advertisement-like effect), and then drank it up; it was a tasty grape flavor, as you can see.

Wow. Ryan, what do you think of this? Did you enter in your own picture?

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ansel

#1
June 28, 2009 02:06 AM
what is fucking wrong with you

I just don't get it

Quote from: Factoryshut up you skinny white ugly prick

whoareyou

#2
June 28, 2009 02:10 AM
Quote from: anselwhat is fucking wrong with you

I just don't get it

I guess everything around me is turning into Ryan.

Hold me I'm scared. :x
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jjjjjjjjjj

#3
June 28, 2009 02:13 AM
Ive never tasted those drinks I think there is a birthday cake flavor is that any good

When I worked at Target I saw it all the time

BloodyCheery

#4
June 28, 2009 02:22 AM
You have this very strange obsession with rtil, no?
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ansel

#5
June 28, 2009 02:23 AM
Quote from: BloodyCheeryYou have this very strange obsession with rtil, no?

why do you come to this site?

Quote from: Factoryshut up you skinny white ugly prick

whoareyou

#6
June 28, 2009 02:51 AM
Quote from: j_seedIve never tasted those drinks I think there is a birthday cake flavor is that any good

When I worked at Target I saw it all the time

Haven't tried that flavor.
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BloodyCheery

#7
June 28, 2009 02:55 AM
Quote from: ansel
Quote from: BloodyCheeryYou have this very strange obsession with rtil, no?

why do you come to this site?

Why do you ask?  
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Necronomitr0n

#8
June 28, 2009 03:06 AM
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

DrRumack

#9
June 28, 2009 03:07 AM
jones is good

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rtil

#10
June 28, 2009 03:15 AM
broccoli casserole?

jebxz

#11
June 28, 2009 03:29 AM
camwhore

Necronomitr0n

#12
June 28, 2009 05:00 AM
Quote from: rtilbroccoli casserole?
it was part of the 'holiday pack'
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

whoareyou

#13
June 28, 2009 12:26 PM
I am going to kill whoever insults my Ryan.

Let's get dangerous.
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trent bortknob

#14
June 28, 2009 02:00 PM
lol you put rtil's face on a jones soda bottle!!! lol

salutations

#15
June 28, 2009 07:11 PM
"leowlies"

99

#16
June 28, 2009 09:05 PM
Jones Soda CEO, Peter van Stolk, sold his company to Coca Cola a while back. It makes no sense that on the bottle it still says, "Thanks for rooting for the little guys."   I don't drink it anymore, even though they would show up ever Friday at lunch at the QFC across from my school in a bus painted like a flaming shark and hand out coupons and stickers while playing speed metal and failing at tricks on skateboards.  I would laugh when they would try to act "down wit da youth".

jjjjjjjjjj

#17
June 28, 2009 09:15 PM
Quote from: whoareyouLet's get dangerous.

trent bortknob

#18
June 28, 2009 10:18 PM
Quote from: 99Jones Soda CEO, Peter van Stolk, sold his company to Coca Cola a while back. It makes no sense that on the bottle it still says, "Thanks for rooting for the little guys."   I don't drink it anymore, even though they would show up ever Friday at lunch at the QFC across from my school in a bus painted like a flaming shark and hand out coupons and stickers while playing speed metal and failing at tricks on skateboards.  I would laugh when they would try to act "down wit da youth".
epic failure

slack

#19
June 28, 2009 10:21 PM
Holy fuck I hate you
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