Retards warm my heart.

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emanhattan

#40
January 26, 2010 11:41 PM
i threw up

MarcK

#41
January 27, 2010 01:13 AM
Quote from: chicken-Machoke?

-Choke?

-I think I´m... ready...

Rick was a begginer pokemon trainer, Machoke became his first comment when he was saved by Machoke the first time Rick entered the woods. He got injured and was saved by Machoke.

The months passed and when he was ready, he started his journey to the Pokemon league. Both of them became great friend, maybe something more than that...

Rick put his hands on Machoke´s chest, he started to rub it and he went down to his belt and speedo.

Machoke closed his eyes, he felt every touch, his cock started to erect, it felt really good, Rick looked at Machoke´s member and licked his lips. Machoked put his head in Rick´s shoulder, he kissed and licket him all the way through his lips.

Then they both kissed, their toungues danced together, touching each other while Rick took off Machoke´s powersaving belt.

Machoke stopped and tried to stop Rick, he was afraid to hurt his trainer, he really loved him.

-Don´t worry Machoke, everything will be allright- said Rick and smilled, finally he took off Machoke´s belt.

Rick introduced his hand on Machoke´s speedo, he took a look at Machoke´s penis and smiled.

-Wow... It´s really big

Rick started to play with Machoke´s hard member and rubbed it.

-Ch-choke...- Machoke moaned in pleasure, Rick´s rubs caused him an indescriptible pleasure.
Whoever made that sure knows how to creep the fuck out of me.

trent bortknob

#42
January 27, 2010 01:25 AM
^ i've read a whole lot worse on this & the ss

creamcorn

#43
January 27, 2010 01:34 AM
yea idk what you faggets are whining about
banned imo

Necronomitr0n

#44
January 27, 2010 01:52 AM
everybody hates marck
the forum sitcom
only on tba
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

emanhattan

#45
January 27, 2010 01:55 AM
lmaooooo

RobHalford

#46
January 27, 2010 02:02 AM
Quote from: systecheverybody hates anigen
the forum sitcom
only on tba

I wondered why this thread seemed familiar.

QuoteBut nevvgrounds is totally different from 4chan. We are a different set of people.
Quote<+ukinojoe> kirbopher is a pile of jackets
<+ukinojoe> if you remove them all
<+ukinojoe> all thats left is a dead rat

The Good Ole Ant

#47
January 27, 2010 02:15 AM
systech whats goin on
you've been kinda grouchy lately
foodeetin 3:35 pm
    u rich prick tho man
    fuckin ceo ass
    give me a raise
    in the future i mean
sAlaDofMetal 3:35 pm
    ill ma fccain dic in yo face
sAlaDofMetal 3:36 pm
    "ill ma fccain dic in yo face" what the fuck
foodeetin 3:36 pm
    lmao
sAlaDofMetal 3:36 pm
    ill ma's fuckin dick in your face
    ew
   a
    a
    a
foodeetin 3:36 pm
    lmfo

GenericTwat5554

#48
January 27, 2010 03:08 AM
Why don't people understand that if you put something on the internet you are doing more harm to yourself than convincing?
"Every night, I lie awake in my bed and think about Meg Griffin. I know it is wrong, to be obsessed with a television character but the urges keep coming no matter what I do. I sit at home and jack off every time I watch Family Guy. I cum every time Meg Griffin speaks. My balls hurt and I alienate my friends and family. It is just that Meg's sexy body and glasses are insatiable. I keep wishing that maybe there is a real Meg Griffin some where out there ready to suck my dick. Every night, I lie awake in my bed and think about Meg Griffin. I know it is wrong, to be obsessed with a television character but the urges keep coming no matter what I do. I sit at home and jack off every time I watch Family Guy. I cum every time Meg Griffin speaks. My balls hurt and I alienate my friends and family. It is just that Meg's sexy body and glasses are insatiable. I keep wishing that maybe there is a real Meg Griffin some where out there ready to suck my dick. Every night, I lie awake in my bed and think about Meg Griffin. I know it is wrong, to be obsessed with a television character but the urges keep coming no matter what I do. I sit at home and jack off every time I watch Family Guy. I cum every time Meg Griffin speaks. My balls hurt and I alienate my friends and family. It is just that Meg's sexy body and glasses are insatiable. I keep wishing that maybe there is a real Meg Griffin some where out there ready to suck my dick. Every night, I lie awake in my bed and think about Meg Griffin. I know it is wrong, to be obsessed with a television character but the urges keep coming no matter what I do. I sit at home and jack off every time I watch Family Guy. I cum every time Meg Griffin speaks. My balls hurt and I alienate my friends and family. It is just that Meg's sexy body and glasses are insatiable. I keep wishing that maybe there is a real Meg Griffin some where out there ready to suck my dick."
~the-wade-birgade, CNN Interview

creamcorn

#49
January 27, 2010 03:12 AM
still gay

trent bortknob

#51
January 27, 2010 04:02 AM
Quote from: Lsystech whats goin on
you've been kinda A HUGE FAGGOT lately (always)
fixed

Necronomitr0n

#52
January 27, 2010 04:12 AM
looks like i just got teh pwned.................................................................
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

trent bortknob

#53
January 27, 2010 04:54 AM
Hell Yeah.

jjjjjjjjjj

#54
January 27, 2010 05:33 AM
anselmlies (11:32:14 PM): how did u miss this
anselmlies (11:32:14 PM): http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=8587
JSeed117 (11:33:07 PM): weird
JSeed117 (11:33:11 PM): i thought i locked that one
JSeed117 (11:33:17 PM): guess i didnt double click hard enough
anselmlies (11:33:19 PM): uhhhhhh nope
JSeed117 (11:33:22 PM): my mouse is broken
anselmlies (11:33:33 PM): well dats pretty much the onlythread that is ENTIRELY worthless
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