Retards warm my heart.

Started by MarcK, January 24, 2010 05:03 AM

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rtil

you're all banned how about that

Fuzz

Quote from: IxintroHow about we just ban Fuzz

You don't have any reason to hate me Ix, I love you.

billy


MarcK

Quote from: rtilyou're all banned how about that
ban rtil.

Wasim

Quote from: Billyme in this thread:

hahaha
Moughalab zegt: Wanna keep a secret from niggas, write it down in a book they'll never read it.

trent bortknob


ansel

WHAT HAVE IIIIIII BECOME

Quote from: Factoryshut up you skinny white ugly prick

ZekeySpaceyLizard

Quote from: anselWHAT HAVE IIIIIII BECOME


BRING MEEEEE TOOOOO LIIIIIIFE
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
WAKE ME UP INSIDE

ansel


Quote from: Factoryshut up you skinny white ugly prick

emanhattan


MarcK

#30
Quote from: emanplease lock this thread
hmm. ill see if I can do that...
edit: furkc

emanhattan


Necronomitr0n

who the fuck cares pee pee doo doo this person iz bad he is a big mean poopyhead blah blah blah blah blah

shut up
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

MarcK

Quote from: emanban marck
Hi My name is nathaniel
and i like to DANCE!!!

Greenkitten

Quote from: MarcK
Quote from: emanban marck
Hi My name is nathaniel
and i like to DANCE!!!
Ban MarcK

and eman



trent bortknob

Quote from: systechwho the fuck cares pee pee doo doo this person iz bad he is a big mean poopyhead blah blah blah blah blah

shut up
lol u totally pwned every1 in this thred XD

jjjjjjjjjj

i could pwn all of you if i wanted to

creamcorn

-Machoke?

-Choke?

-I think I´m... ready...

Rick was a begginer pokemon trainer, Machoke became his first comment when he was saved by Machoke the first time Rick entered the woods. He got injured and was saved by Machoke.

The months passed and when he was ready, he started his journey to the Pokemon league. Both of them became great friend, maybe something more than that...

Rick put his hands on Machoke´s chest, he started to rub it and he went down to his belt and speedo.

Machoke closed his eyes, he felt every touch, his cock started to erect, it felt really good, Rick looked at Machoke´s member and licked his lips. Machoked put his head in Rick´s shoulder, he kissed and licket him all the way through his lips.

Then they both kissed, their toungues danced together, touching each other while Rick took off Machoke´s powersaving belt.

Machoke stopped and tried to stop Rick, he was afraid to hurt his trainer, he really loved him.

-Don´t worry Machoke, everything will be allright- said Rick and smilled, finally he took off Machoke´s belt.

Rick introduced his hand on Machoke´s speedo, he took a look at Machoke´s penis and smiled.

-Wow... It´s really big

Rick started to play with Machoke´s hard member and rubbed it.

-Ch-choke...- Machoke moaned in pleasure, Rick´s rubs caused him an indescriptible pleasure.

emanhattan


Necronomitr0n

Quote from: Uncle Tоm
Quote from: systechwho the fuck cares pee pee doo doo this person iz bad he is a big mean poopyhead blah blah blah blah blah

shut up
lol u totally pwned every1 in this thred XD
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

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